I’ve always liked long flowing hair on birds.
Jane Seymour 🤎
Kate Bush🤎

It’s attractive.

Nowadays some women have short hair, like lads.
It’s okay if it’s for medical reasons or if your a fish supper,
But it’s not really attractive.

More alarming is birds shaving their nut bald!!
Sinead O’Connor started this but she was a bit mental.

Nowadays a lot of black birds are doing it,
The Hot Chocolate look.

Modern day saint Doreen Lawrence is one to rock the Malteser look.

She was going bald anyway to be fair
Like a well worn fuzzy felt.

But why don’t they just wear a woolly hat?
Or a Beatles wig like Di Abbott?
They’re giving in too easily.

I don’t like perms either.

Sort yourselves out women you look a right fuckin mess.

You sexy thang!!

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt