England and the Hype Surrounding Them

A cunting for Inger-land!

I was unfortunate enough to see the last half of Inger-land’s game against Brazil. i hadn’t seen much football recently and thought i’d watch.

We were pretty hopeless and made few chances against a Brazil side that is a shadow of its former self. Southgate’s timid style is frustrating and boring, and not even the newest wonderboy Bellingham could change things.

That’s the trouble with Inger-land and our media; there’s always a figure the nation pins its hopes on. it used to be Gazza, then it was Beckham, then it was Rooney. I hoped the focus on youth would mean the media would not find a poster boy just yet, but Bellingham seems to be emerging. Let’s not forget where the lad learned his trade; Germany. The Bundesliga was where he emerged, and now it is with Real Madrid under an Italian coach he is flourishing.

The media fill the fans with nonsense about Inger-land winning and flog them beer, flags and shirts. I used to find it funny that a creature like Wayne Rooney was the face of Inger-lish hopes.

Now it’s Rashford, Bellingham and Saka, perhaps Foden. The temporary football maniacs who follow Inger-land at internationals only seem to know Inger-land’s players and less about tactics. Half probably still think they’re playing 4-4-2.

We have woke bollocks to celebrate thanks to the weasels of the FA and corporate cunts and the pundits, but just as annoying back in the noughties was the media obsession with WaGs, a herd of orange slappers who next to the stunning partners of the german and italian players, look like cheap bimboes. Inger land can’t even get WaGs right.

Come the Euros i will watch for the football, and follow the likes of France, Italy, Spain, Holland and Croatia as they know how to play football and are teams not overshadowed by one player’s media hype. Inger-land may not have the star man at the moment, but the hype over the diversity of the players rather than the team’s potential will be rampant, and Southgate will still use boring tactics and lose against the first real opposition.
He is just another FA apparatchik.

The ultimate betrayal was the gaslighting by the FA and media over online racism after the shoot-out against Italy 4 years ago also makes me not want to support Inger-land. Be crap at football, but don’t blame the supporters for online hate from the middle east and India. That cowardice lost them my support forever.

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Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

64 thoughts on “England and the Hype Surrounding Them

  1. How’s does Southface communicate with the players?

    Do team talks have to be translated into M’Bongo or African Esperanto? Booga booga kick booga boogi balli balli ug ugh sideways innit’.

  2. Problem is Southgates a cunt and the “players” couldn’t give a fuck as long as they have several Bentleys and Rolex watches. And of course the groupies.

  3. Big Nose and gang are only followed by fans of lower league status. The national side haven’t been of interest to top clubs for donkeys years.

  4. Load of crap , people still keep banging on about the glory of the 1966 world cup and yes it was a triumph but it was still before I was born and I’m fucking 56 years old

    • I was in my early twenties when watching the World Cup final and only won due to a dubious goal against the West part of Germany. But we did have an all white side who were actually born in England.

  5. Nothing gets my dander up quicker than football, the game invented for homosexualists, cunts and of course homosexualist cunts. I fucking abhor the game! Premier league is not a sport, it’s a business! 22 uninterested cunts kicking the proverbial bag of wind about. How fucking mind numbingly boring, and thousands of brain dead cunts hurling abuse and chanting some inane insults at the opposing cunts! Absolute fucking shite, and the daft cunts hand over a weeks wages to watch!

  6. I agree, by the law of averages, there’s bound to be a few homosexuals in these large squads of players they have these days.

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