The Russian Presidential “Election”

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EMERGENCY CUNTING

Voting is underway today to elect the next President of Russia. Unsurprisingly the current tyrant, Vladimir Putin is expected to win a fifth term in office.

Hardly surprising when you allegedly murder the opposition candidate. So what’s on the ballot paper?

“Register your vote as follows :
(1) Vlad the warmonger
(2) Take me to a Siberia gulag and kill me
REMEMBER your vote is not confidential and you MUST vote”

Yeah… tough decision…

BBC News

Nominated by: Dioclese

97 thoughts on “The Russian Presidential “Election””

  1. The Russian system under Unkle Vlad is no worse than the sham, uni-party ‘democracy’ that passes for dictatorship in the UK. The Stazi exist today in the UK, they inhabit positions of power in the education system, the health service and local government, in order to control, coherence and ultimately kill you.

    As elections, Apart from his constituents, who’s voted for the sun tan kid?

    Apart from no-one, who’s voted for the pig-fucker camerooon recently?

    As for the killing of ‘political opponents’, Dr David Kelly springs to mind.

    Nah, can’t support this cunting. Russia under Vlad is a cunt, but the UK is no better than a banana republic either.

  2. Option 1 -Vlad
    Option 2 – Vlad
    Option 3 – Vlad.

    Either way we’re screwed.

    By the way, I would like to wish our Muslim compatriots a truly horrible Ramadamadingdong. May Allah sink your dinghies , wither your peter file appendages and incinerate your greasy kebab shops.

    • Actually Mis, he looked so unwell in that clip, I’m amazed he made it to his 70’s.

  6. I’ve spent quite a lot of time in Russia and with Russians. I also have family from the former Soviet Union.

    This is a worthy cunting because Putin is a despot. He and his cronies should hang for how they have raped and degraded Russia and its people. He makes Nicholas II – who was also a piece of work and deserved his lot – look benevolent.

    The point here being missed, however, is that many Russians and those living in the former USSR absolutely crave stability. For them, it’s the most important thing.

    Life back in the day was really fucking tough. I’ve had numerous conversations with my in-laws about this. We, with our nice homes and iPhones, cannot even begin to comprehend the hardships your regular Soviet person would endure day-to-day.

    For many, Putin represents that stability that was lost after the Soviet Union collapsed. After all, don’t forget the USSR provided cheap homes, free education, free health care, and a guaranteed job. I don’t think we, as Westerners, can comprehend what that must feel like to suddenly wake up one morning having that taken from you.

    Putin is a cunt. But like Ukraine, the topic of Russian politics is not one that’s black and white. To discuss both at length and in-depth requires context and circumstance.

  8. I can think of a certain Yank cunter who won’t be happy about this nomination

    • The Orange Jesus will have sent Vlad a good luck telegram.

      “See what you can do for me in November mate, if it all works out we can rule the world together”.

      • He won’t need Vlad’s help.
        Everyone knows it’s the Republicans turn to rig the ballot this time.
        And the Democrats turn to storm the Capitol Building. 😂

  9. Their elections are bent and he gets 99%, but if they were straight he’d still get 95%. They love him.

    Not that there system is and less bent than hours. We have 3 parties all the fucking same to convince us we have a vote. We don’t, they are all owned by the same cunts.

    • Yes the WEF.May Klaus and his cronies burn in hells fires for all eternity 🔥🔥🔥

  10. Imagine going into a polling station with only one candidate on the paper and a big bloke with a Kalashnikov at the door. Welcome to 21st Century Russia. I’m surprised he didn’t have a photo opportunity taking the old folk to the polling station in his Lada. The thing you don’t see is the pointed gun.

    Warmongering racialist old poof.

  11. All those of you who have made negative comments about our highly esteemed and popular democratically
    elected leader can expect a knock on your door anytime soon.

  12. I see a bloke who lives in London with an African surname making social media posts recently. He kept saying how this country was evil to non whites and how he stands shoulder to shoulder with Russia and Putin. From the amount of posts and the times they were done, I presumed he was unemployed. So, by the sound of his name, he or his parents were given some kind of asylum. He’s probably got his accommodation from the council and the tax payer are stumping up his rent and bill/food money. He also has the freedom to spout his bilge on a reasonably open internet…and he stands shoulder to shoulder with Russia and Putin.

    A: if you like Russia and it’s dictatorship so much, go live there, B; good luck with that.

    The thing is there’s thousands of him spouting that drivel and thousands more matching openly for terrorists in this country.

  13. Interesting nom. My daughter in law is Russian and she and my son lived there until quite recently. My son worked in St Petersburgh and his wife too. They had a good life, enjoyed the benefits of stability, and both were ( and still are ) Putin supporters. They now live outside Aberdeen, and have been there 4 years. On holiday with them, they outlined their plan to return to Russia. It seems, what we are told, is not necessarily the reality, and life in Russia is by far more agreeable. Perhaps there is another side to a coin.

    • I think Russia would be better than living in Aberdeen. That’s why they don’t send asylum seekers there because they’d rather slit their wrists than stay there.

  14. The best man won.

    (the others having had serious accidents and so unfit for office).

    Does Putin have cancer, or has cancer got Putin?

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