Britain Goes to War

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Seems that the UK and US gave a can of whoopass to those Yemen Houthis terrorists in the Red Sea.

The justification was to stop these cunts from attacking cargo ships and military vessels, which of course is affecting international trade among other things.

These attacks by the Houthis have been going on for some time, and despite warnings they still persist … up until last night that is.

Inevitably the Iranian sponsored Houthis and their leader,Mohammed Al DirtyBollocks, along with Lebanese terrorist group Hezbollah, have sworn that both the UK and US will face retaliatory strikes “close to home!”

Typically, Russia and China have denounced the air strikes and are demanding talks with the UN Security Council.

Protestors in the US and UK are already on the streets also denouncing the bombings on Yemen “military” targets, but instead the raids are killing thousands of innocent Yemeni civilians, and that the air strikes were at the behest of Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu!

Although the attacks on cargo vessels is not directly linked to what is going on further north in Israel/Gaza, it is blatantly obvious that both terrorist groups (Hezbollah and Houthis) are in cahoots with Hamas and are backed by Iran and one or two other Arab countries in the Middle East.

Perhaps this was Hamas’ plan all along when it massacred 1200 Jews on 7th October – to eventually get the West militarily involved sooner or later. And by getting the Houthis  to attack cargo ships in Yemeni waters, it has certainly achieved that.

What happens next is anyone’s business. But yet again the UK finds itself at war, even though we can barely defend our own shores, along with our 3 armed services short of manpower and hardware.

I don’t know why prime ministers think we’re still a global force, because we’re not. Moreover I don’t see much military support from our western European colleagues. What I can expect is various cities in the UK becoming targets by the flotsam and jetsam washed up on our beaches and sitting comfortably in our hotels!

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76 thoughts on “Britain Goes to War”

  1. I read that we used both of the RAF’S Typhoons in the attack.

    The MoD is really pushing the boat – or rather, jet fighter – out.

  2. We would be fucked. Manpower and equipment are insignificant hindrances compared with our societal problems. Millennials in hi viz frocks with a compo form in the knicker elastic chaffing their bollocks, up against hardened fighters. They might be sweaty tea towel heads but they are still real fighters and that’s a skill we largely lost 30 years ago.

  3. More peaceful headbangers arguing about what colour the goat should be that they are about to rape..

    Cunts can’t get on with each other, so what chance do we have..

    Carpet bomb the whole smelly lot of them.

    • I see that Vlad the Impaler denounced the attacks as being ‘against international law’.

      You can only laugh.

      Morning all.

  4. What’s the point of having all that weaponry and never using it? You wouldn’t buy a box of fireworks and not let them off, would you?

    Give ’em hell, Biggles. They started it.

  5. If it puts the price of gas up then these Yemeni pirates should be obliterated.

    In the longer term the Mad Mullahs in Tehran need their tentacles nipping off “with extreme prejudice”.

    Of course none of this need involve us,let the rest of the Europeans sort it out..we need our little navy to defend the English Channel.

    But our politicians always like to play their silly games the egotistical cunts that they are.

    Oven.

    • Their already ramping up the price rise rhetoric over here.
      Gas, oil, tomatoes, grain, domestic appliances, you name it and suddenly it all has to pass through the Red Sea.
      Robbing bastards!

  6. With the state our armed forces are in I’m expecting my call up papers. Got three months till I reach pension age and can still pull a trigger. Really all jokes aside what the fuck are we going to war with? Ships running out of expensive missiles which are being wasted on£100 drones. The obvious answer to all this bollocks is nuke Iran. The end

    • got knows what the troops on the frontline would look like if the yoof in this country were conscripted.

      jeez

      • It don’t bear thinking about CC.
        Millennials in the trenches?
        They’d refuse to go over the top if there was no phone signal.
        One casualty would be described as horrific carnage and they’d all start crying.
        We ain’t made for war anymore unfortunately.

      • That isn’t what I worry about.

        The millennials will all turn tail and run at the first sign of trouble at best. At worst they will show their true leftard coward colours and become instant conscientious objectors.

        Which means they will be living in their Mum’s spare room playing call of duty, while they let people of dubious origin do the real fighting for them.

        Which brings us to the next elephant in the room.

        The armed forces are actively recruiting and promoting Joe dakis and Robertson ahead of white Englishmen to tick boxes.

        Those cunts will thank the MoD for training them, arming them and then turn their weapons on the home side.

        It’s an absolute clusterfuck and we’re on the penetrated end of it.

      • The MoD don’t want useless white men or any ‘patriots’, as they might be far-right.

        Looks like it’s going to be overtime at the big doughnut in Cheltenham to prevent us ever having to deploy troops ever again.

    • Why don’t they just mount a GPMG every few yards on the side of the ships , how many rounds of 7.62 could you buy with just the price of one of those missles?
      Fill the air with lead and see how well those drones do then! And once the conflict is resolved get the ships to patrol the Channel and pepper those fookin’ dinghies. Jobs a good un.

  8. Rag heads love all this shit, Hamas didn’t give a fuck, they knew what would happen and these Tutti Fruiti cunts have got bored because there is a truce in Yemen, Hezbollah are still trying to be cunts in southern Lebanon.

    All the protests and South Africa bullshit won’t stop the IDF, they will finish the job in Gaza.

    I heard a report that Joe Biden has sent the black spot to the Iranian Ayatollah.

    Splat the fucking Houthi cunts, the Yemeni government will be clapping their hands.
    The Iranian people are pissed off by the religious dictators but as we know a well armed military and police force can subjugate the much larger population

    50 years from now there will be the Bradford and Birmingham caliphate running the country, thank fuck I won’t be around 😂

    • true. makes fighting for you life an easy option if your faith leads you to believe you will be rewarded with a better after life and hundreds of underage virgins . makes your current life disposable and meaningless, so the raggies cant wait to be popped off fighting

  9. Every evening the BBC run video of civilians in Gaza injured and killed in strikes by the IDF. Plainly the BBC think we should feel guilt by association. I’m afraid I do not. These people elected Hamas knowing exactly who they were and their intentions and have supported them ever since. “Innocent civilians?” An oxymoron if ever there was.

  10. Nothing is worth fighting form anymore, just to keep safe the bunch of woke q ueers we have populating this country today, in government, broadcasting and the civil service, for whom “misgendering” is a more heinous crime than murder. I’d like to see all the little Tristrams, Hilary’s and Keir’s shitting themselves when they got their call up papers, and all the lesbos crying because they couldn’t get their military uniforms in the boutiques any more.

  12. Lap dog Britain makes token gesture to give American military action international legitimacy.

    Initially I was puzzled as to why we got involved in this conflict. We don’t even have Hooters in the UK. We should but we don’t.

    Then after some quick but enjoyable on time on Hooters I decided to do some research on the conflict.

    Turns out the it’s some Houthi types who are some kind of Muslim Hooters rip off (Goats in thongs I wager) are shooting Iranian made phallic missiles at international shipping traversing the Red Sea.

    The Straight of Homos is geopolitically important to commerce apparently, but he needs to change his name to something less offensive and calm the fuck down.

    Apparently the Saudis bombed the Houthis for the best part of 10 years to little effect. Seems the Houthis are the region’s equivalent of Millwall fans and love nothing more than fighting all comers. They must be circle jerking like crazy now.

    Iran of course has nothing to do with Hamas atrocities or the spear chucking Houthis. Iran has in fact been on a mountain hiking tour and doing some gardening. Iran is a very paranoid country, believing itself to be on some mythical neo con hit list for a few decades now. Like the US goes around destabilising or invading Middle Eastern nations or something?

    Some in the Middle East believe the US has read Israel’s Amazon wish list. Some believe that western hedge money (A term coined by GW Bush) is reliant on control of the Middle East and the US is defending western civilisation.

    Whether deliberately or accidentally the escalation of the Israeli Hamas conflict into regional war is seemingly predestined.

    The Ukraine war rumbles on waiting vainly for the media spotlight to return but it’s as bloody and deadly as ever in the cold Ukrainian winter.

    In China the election of a separatist leader of Taiwan has displeased Xi no end, China is itching to complete the circle and make global conflict a reality.

    The history of Taiwan is interesting, particularly how the indigenous Taiwanese language and culture were suppressed by the Republican government that fled the mainland when the commies took over.

    So here we are at one of those moments of history when the world is peering over the cliff looking at a very uncertain future.

    We are relying on our statesmen to steer us through these choppy waters.

    We must pause for thought here and consider whether or not our leaders are capable of navigating the current geopolitical storm.

    In the US this week it was reported that Secretary of Defense Lloyd J. Austin III was hospitalised and not able to perform his duties but the president and his administration were unaware for days this was the case.

    The US Secretary of Defence is second in command to the President of the US in all defence matters. How is it possible for the secretary of defence to be out of action and the President and White House to be unaware? How can this be the case in a time when global conflict is a spark away?

    Cornershop Rishi and Dodgy Dave probably followed the old script and yapped when told by the big dog but this time the president’s brain is actually missing.

    May your God go with you!

  13. Why bomb them out there?? There are enough of the cunts in London to kill, save on fuel as well.

  16. After decades of piracy, only now is any action taken. Why just now? Why not then ? Anyway, all we have to do is simply stop buying tat from the chinkies. That will fuck them.

  17. I really couldn’t be fucked about Yemen, Israel, Russia, Ukraine or anywhere else, it’s their fucking problem and Grunt Schnapps should just STFU and concentrate on protecting the shipping lanes in the English Channel.

  19. Perhaps we should send in Tony Blair into Yemen and Gaza. Afterall, wasn’t he some kind of peace envoy in the ME after he quit being a shite prime minister?

    With any luck he’ll end up kidnapped and dumped into a dark and dingy dungeon with 30 Taliban nutjobs.

    Just hope we don’t pay the ransom!

  20. Excellent cunting techno, I totally agree that our hand has been forced into joining the Yank square heads fighting theses modern day Pirates, but why always us, Germany, Spain, Italy and France (don’t laugh) where are they ? If this is everyone’s problem then chip in and at least have a go with us, how hard can it be with a massive combined task force to sink every threatening vessel in such a small area in Nautical Sq miles.!!

    • Grant Schapps wants to cut 2 frigates and 2 support vessels from the Navy.Bean counters.They all want sending to the Gas Chamber.Traitors.All they want is to feather their nests.

      • Perhaps he wants the Royal Navy to use all those 2nd hand dinghies the migrants used to arrive here!

        That will definitely put the shits up the Houthis when they see an armada of dinghies coming up the Red Sea!

  21. Britain has been invaded, and it gets invaded almost every day.
    A bunch of Yemeni psychos kick off on the other side of the world, and our government and forces can’t do enough.

    Hordes of sandmuck and jigaboo rapists, thieves, murderers and freeloaders infest the UK’s seaside towns, and no cunt lifts a finger.🤔

  22. ” war!! Uh oh god, what is it good for?”

    Asked a typically ignorant Edwin Starr.

    War has been with us since we walked upright.
    It makes slaves free
    It gives you land and sees off oppressors.
    Read a book Edwin you halfwit.

    And it sees off little pisstakers like the houtis.

    I’m all for our brave service men bombing the dirty cunts and even nuking them.

    They were warned.
    Shooting at a British ship?!!

    Hundred years ago they’d be facing a land invasion and a bayonet in the belly.
    Bomb, bomb again, bomb daily till they apologise.

  23. If Britain was serious about these attacks they would have called their own Living Legend of Aviation back to active service.

    None other than that Airborne Merchant of Death…Henry Markle-Hewitt.

    No better way to get back into the King’s and indeed the British public’s good graces than mercilessly wasting a bunch carpet kissing terrorists…as he has so effectively done in the past.

    https://www.newsweek.com/prince-harry-living-legend-aviation-award-military-backlash-1860191

    • Wasn’t he the copilot / weapons dispenser?

      More like a real life game of call of duty than being a skilled RAF helicopter pilot.

      • Weapons dispenser indeed! So proficient was the Deadly Duke that he personally offed more than 2 dozen goat fucking savages!

        At least that’s his claim.

      • Xbox One: Apache Gunship – Living Legends of Aviation – ACHIEVEMENT: UNLOCKED. Have no fear, Harry! Some of us know the REAL story, you fucking ginger Walt cunt!

    • Tom Cruise is more surprising, and says quite a lot about that type of award.

      Would any modern equivalent of Chuck Yeager accept such shite?

  24. Having given it some thought I’d be happy to sign up, one more time. But this time, I’d do it for me, not King and country. In the words of W.B. Yeats “Those I fight, I do not hate. Those I guard, I do not love”. The UK isn’t worth fighting for. I’ll be damned if I’d fight and die for the fucking n*gnogs, the benefits scratters, the Gregg’s muncher, the filthy fucking gimmegrants and a whole host of other verminous filth that soils our once proud land! Looking on the bright side, at least that fucking ginger cunt won’t be allowed to get kitted up and cause fucking havoc amongst our own troops! In fact, the treacherous little man child will probably be the next Lord Haw Haw and spit his venom like some drugged up old puff adder!

  25. If conscription ever did make a return in this country, I can imagine a modern day Dad’s Army (although it wouldn’t be called “Dad’s” too offensive; can’t call it “army” either, too aggressive)

    Therefore we have “Person’s Service” starring

    Captain Mainwaring played by Sam Smith
    Sergeant Wilson played by Graham Norton
    Lance Corporal Jones .. Tom Daley
    Private Frazer … Ewan McGregor
    Private Godfrey … Stephen Fry
    Private Pike … Olly Alexander
    Private Walker … Idris Elba

    We’ll be as safe as houses with these cunts protecting us!

    • Surely the wonky nosed Marmite Badger Fry would be better suited to being one of the incompetent officers from HQ, given his meritorious service in Blackadder? I would suggest Phillip Schofield. I can imagine Tom Daley shouting “THEY DO LIKE IT UP ‘EM, MR MAINWARING, SIR”

  26. Iran should have been nuked decades ago,.

    The day after those US hostages were let go in 1980.

  27. The rag hatters wll only fight if they have overwhelming odds, or think they do. Gutless filth to a man.
    Look at saddams “Imperial Guard Elite Troops”. Surrendered en mass as soon as the Abrams and Bradleys came over the hill.
    Brown cunts.

  28. The minute the Shah left Iran, the cunts should have been wiped off the map.
    They are the worst of the lot, always have been.

    A dangerous shithole, run by nutters who belong in the dark ages.

  29. EVERY single time and without fail the Muhammadan savages commit an act of extreme violence, then cry victim when they get slapped back. The alarming difference recently though is the traitors amongst our own “standing with Yemen, Palestine” etc. Here’s an idea; go stand with them in Yemen with your purple hair and rainbow t-shirts and let’s see how long it is before you are dragged around naked from the back of a motorbike after 20 rag heads have been hanging out the back of you. These people are sub human filth.

  30. Let’s be honest here, it was the USA. We are in a minor support role. Hardly surprising since our armed forces are a fukin joke having been starved of money for years.
    £8 million a day on illegals but we can’t recruit enough to man an aircraft carrier.

    Oh,and remember,a lot of white guys are saying fuk off to joining. Let’s face it who wants to defend a borderless landmass full of strangers, who hate us , that is run by globalist politicians?

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