A bam, zoom straight to the moon cunting for northern monk brewery.
A producer of alcohol getting cunted, how dare I. Well dare I must, another company backing down over a frivolous complaint.
Said brewery make two beers called rocket lolly and wasted.
The lolly one was spotted by a four year old whose father was drinking it, and threw a wobbler because he couldn’t try it.
I personally would of made the little brat neck it.
Mother complained to watchdogs. Some people really do have nothing better to do.
The second beer was pulled on the name wasted.. now gets this, its apparently a word for getting drunk. Well you learn something new everyday..
So another spineless company who kowtow to the first crybaby who takes offence..
Fuck it I’m off to get legless, apologies to Oscar Pistorius.
Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt
I won’t make an all too predictable joke about Schlitz beer. But imagine the uproar if this beer from my youth was still in business.*
https://www.gb-beer.com
They used to sponsor the St Louis Cardinals Baseball team. Most of you foreign cunters won’t know the legendary baseball broadcaster Harry Carey, but I imagine you can relate to the immortal words he sent out every night over the KMOX radio air waves:
“Grab yourself a cold Griesdieck and enjoy Cardinals baseball.”
*Actually, the company was sold when I was a baby but their legend lived on.
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Moderation? Really?
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I’m going to complain to trading standards, I settled down to watch what I thought was a porn film about a bird with 8 fannies called “Octopussy” but it was about a spy, fucking misleading title.
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You’d have to be a right wanker to drink a beer called ‘Rocket Lolly’.
Beers should have traditional, manly British names like Empire Slavery Best, Amritsar Massacre Ale or Crudgington’s Old Cunt.
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When I use to run the Cricket Club bar I had a rule of thumb, the more stupid the name of the beer the worse it would be.
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By that logic Watneys Red Barrel would be the best tasting beer in the world….instead it was piss.
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I drank industrial quantities of Red Barrel at 12p a pint one night. I went home and spewed it all up, I was still sober…..
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Banyan Butchery IPA
Not for quares or darqeez.
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I’m guessing little Quentin always gets his own way, and everyone else is always wrong.
I’m surprised whoever the father is was allowed a pint at all with a moaning bitch for a wife.
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He was hiding in his shed and the little bastard found him there.
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Northern Monk Death Star 2 at 12% was a fantastic beer, been hanging onto one can for a special occasion.
Should have told the mum to fuck off with a reply that occasionally your child will have to hear the word no. As your for a beer called wasted, should have just said that’s the idea, drink so many you end up wasted.
Problem is Northern Monk are small fry. Someone complains, they do nothing, supermarket pulls their product. Massive loss of turnover.
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I can actually remember having a sip of my father’s beer, with his permission, when I was little older than Quentin. It was revolting and I didn’t try it again until near leaving school.
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I remember same when I was about 5 years old. It was George Youngers if I recall. Damn it was good!
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Two or three pubs in my hometown were a lot like the one shown in Hot Fuzz and served teenagers.
That was in the mid-late nineties and those pubs have since closed.
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Sounds like a beer Elton John would serve
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Or North Korean leader Kim Wrong Un…
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I brew my own pale ale. It’s called Old Scrotum and the kids dont seem to fancy it. Perhaps it’s the artwork that puts them off.
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Did you get the sack?
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After the butler from Sir Henry at Rawlinson End?
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Change its name to Bitchslapper or Trannybatterer. Tell everybody it’s a direct result of the entitled cunt and name her. The feminists and/or trannies will rip her to shreds.
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At this rate I’ll die of thirst,another company that can get to fuck.
Man baby cunts.
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Another little shit who throws a shit fit when it doesn’t get its own way.
The old man should given it the rest of the can to finish, wait for it to pass out then grab another cold one from the fridge to drink in peace.
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This fucking corporate wokeism is driving me nuts. I see that Blanc woman from Aviva has had been made a Dame this week to go with her cunting.
When are we going to grow some balls?
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I’m surprised Huw Edwards didn’t get a gong for services to Establishment Nonce-sense
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What the father should have done was told the little cunt no then give the bitch a slap for being a mouthy cunt as well.
Can’t have a beer in your own home? FFS grow a pair and fucking man up.
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A neurotic wimminz kicking off because Tarquin’s thrown a paddy?
Who’d have thought it.
I hope she’s a mind blowing shag, because I’m not hearing anything else that suggests she’s worth the effort.
It wouldn’t happen in my house. Lady Cuntgomery’s usually too pissed to notice what I’m drinking.
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Actually, she’s probably beyond the shagging stage now she’s got her husband under full control.
In fact, her dried up minge could probably provide Allied Breweries with enough yeast to keep them going for the next 50 years
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Wonder why nobody has called a drink “binge”, asking for a friend. Radio heroes mark and lard used to quip about a drink called plumbers length, and having a mouthful of said ale. Great days and much missed on the wireless even now.
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you would have to be a 12 year old kid or some kind of cunt to want to be seen drinking beer from a can that looked like that.
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I’d give it the kid.
It’s clearly aimed at kids.
i started drinking at 12.
We’d club together and buy olde English cider and couple of cans of kestrel lager😁
At 14 being tall I could get served in pubs.
Children love alcohol.
Did me no harm.
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My parents ran the bar at a private club for a few years so I started at around 12 as well. We also got into pubs at 14, not because we looked older but because we didn’t cause trouble or draw attention to ourselves. The landlords were happy enough to serve us.
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Plus, it was a back street pub and also the 70’s. Things, and people, were more relaxed about stuff then. Nowadays one moaning, woke, entitled cunt has more sway with companies than 20m normal people who are fine with it.
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Moggie @
I think instead of free school milk that quite frankly was always near to curdling,
British children should be given rum rations in school like sailors used to get.
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Let them buy their own fucking rum.
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Children love fags too, MNC. At 14, I remember buying ten No 6 and, when feeling flush, two Manikins!
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My dad was asked by a doctor about his smoking,
Doc-” and at what age did you start smoking?”
Dad-“8”
He said she looked horrified 😁
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Good for him Mis! I think when medics ask “lifestyle” questions in preparation for giving you a lecture the way to handle it is to go to one end or the other. If they ask about your drinking tell ’em either you’re teetotal or stagger about and slur your words. I once was asked by a doctor if I ate chips. I didn’t think fast enough to answer either yes, with every meal or, what’s a chip?
I asked our doctor daughter how long she thought I would live. She said she had no idea. I said;
“Some bloody doctor you are.”
She replied;
“I’m a doctor, not Mystic Meg.”
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“Wasted” is a term used to describe someone smashed on drink and/or drugs.
It has been around for at least as long ago as the 1970s when I were a teenager.
Possibly not used so much nowadays?
Good morning.
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I’m getting really sick of this fad of trendy, hipster micro breweries which make flavoured beers. Beer isn’t supposed to taste like a rocket lolly: it’s supposed to taste like piss.
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Hehehe 🤣
Yeah.
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Agreed. And an IPA is now an alcoholic version of a pizza.
Chuck any old shit in it and it’s an IPA.
No it fucking isn’t.
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Why does all beer have to be Australian?
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Cos it’s macho. Just like the Aussies like to think they are.
Over the years I’ve had fosters, castlemaine, tooheys. All tasteless.
Victoria Bitter is slightly different in that it tastes like gnats piss.
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This is happening with cider as well, which is our drink of choice at home – I got some bottles of Sheppys Gold Reserve, a traditional dryish table cider for Christmas, from the Sheppys farm near Taunton, I go there quite often as you have the added bonus of walking round their large and beautiful orchards. I have seen ciders for sale from other much newer companies with stupid names and with added stuff like rhubarb, passion fruit or elderflower, it all sounds fucking revolting and unnecessary. My other half hates seeing this, also cheese with strange things added, it sends him into an uncontrollable rage,
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I used to drink Swan Lager back in the 1970s. Living close to Earls Court I guess! Aussie import lager – excellent.
Everything was better in the 70s. Proper pubs. Brown and bitter or light and bitter. Smoking, proper footie (with real tackling, not this gay premiershite), bookies with hand marked boards, superb music… I feel genuinely sorry for today’s youngsters.
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Let’s face it, as 2024 approaches, we are a pathetic, cry baby society ripe for total destruction. That destruction will be by the camel riding jizz monkeys , or maybe the hordes of Fu Manchu, or maybe the AIs aided by the covids, fake news and an army of giant cockroaches led by Sunak. Whatever the case, it will be suicide, plain and simple. The whiney cunts can boo hoo all they like, it is what they deserve. Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee…
Happy New Year to one and all!
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It was Sir Douglas Bader who famously said he was going to get legless the night after a bombing raid he eventually would loose his legs. After various attempts to try and save them, he laughably went out on raids without legs.
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People will end up like this tonight and pay for the privilege, besides not even remembering how they got into such a state.
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I recently noticed a whole pile of Brew Dog beer in tribute to trannies being heavily discounted in Tesco.
No one bought the stuff.
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Brew dog is vile anyway. They can go and suck a tranny’s cock.
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You can guarantee Freddie West wouldn’t have put up with this, still he come from Stowford Press country.
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Fuck these over produced gassy horrors, my weapon of choice is korev cornish lager or otter tarka lager.
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