Biff Bean Cancels Christmas (Market)

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Biff bean, yeah you heard me right, is a cunt.

Lincoln Town Councillor and mayor, nice work if you can get it.

Has cancelled England’s oldest Christmas Market, for safety reasons.

Started in 1982 this four day market attracts 300,000 people, and generates 15 million to the city economy..

With local businesses struggling since covid, this labour cunt and his cronies decide to kick em while there down..

It also turns out biffa, visited Lincoln’s twined town in Germany and enjoyed their festive Market..

So the Notting hill stabbing and mugging festival has no safety issues ever year.
But God forbid you want some mulled wine and chestnuts.

Merry Christmas biff, hope your turkey is undercooked.

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61 thoughts on “Biff Bean Cancels Christmas (Market)”

  2. Many of us residents of Lincolnshire are well pissed off, the reason given for cancelling the market was too many people, unsafe crowd conditions and other whiney shite. As an earlier comment stated the nottinghill stabathon will not be cancelled for ever and ever even if they have to import police persons from Antarctica. Fuck the lot of them spoilsport cunts

    • The Notting Hill stabathon should be relocated to a contained venue.
      The 42 acres that comprise Buckingham Palace gardens, for instance.
      After all, King Jug-Ears and Baldy-Locks love all this multicultural shit, don’t they?
      Sat in front of fucking savages prancing about in grass skirts with bones through their noses an stuff.
      They could hold it as a fitting tribute to our late Queen and her precious fucking Commonwealth.
      Gawd bless ‘er…

  3. when I were a chav councils used to be semi useful with job titles more akin to their actual position in society eg clerk of works, park keeper etc. Once they started giving the ego maniac lazy cunts overblown job titles it went feckin tits up, inflated salaries, inflated self importance, inflated expenses there’s no stopping the fuckers.The chickens will come home to roost eventually and hopefully shit all over the greedy gobshite bastards.

  4. Xmas markets,
    Bunch of rip-off merchants.
    Farmers markets, same rules apply.
    Fuck ‘em.

  5. Assume this fat fuck was voted in to office? Who the fuck puts a mark against this cunts name? Remember this next time there is a vote good folk of Lincolnshire….

    Merry Christmas cunters, thanks for a year of sanity and mirth. Thanks Admin for all yer hard work.

    That is all.

  6. Biff Bean?

    Sounds like the name of a heavy-handed, plump, socialist lesbian.

    Clearly some eager beaver has carried out a ‘risk assessment’ and the mitigation measures just don’t go far enough. Will they extend the same thinking to overcrowding of tube station platforms or UK beaches in the summertime? Er, yeh right and fuck off.

    You can solidly rely on Labour for an almighty mound of dogshit.

    Merry Christmas one and all!

  7. I hope the selfish commie cunt gets terminal salmonella off his Christmas turkey, the cunt.

  8. The stall owners should gather their pitchforks and torches and give this Corbynite cunt a Christmas he will never forget.

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