These cunts want to ramp up the licence fee by almost 10% (or £15) from the current £159 to £173 per annum next April.
The government, and in particular Culture Secretary, Lucy Frazer, has responded by an almost-but-not-quite “fuck off you greedy cunts!”
The BBC defends the rise after the fee was frozen for two years due to the pandemic, energy and cost-of-living crisis. But Frazer said that people are still struggling to feed and heat themselves without the added problem of paying more for the licence fee.
There was a drop of over 400,000 licence renewals last year, most of these were legitimate, although the BBC/Craptia did pursue over 1000 weekly cases of licence evasion.
The government also suggested that people have far more choices now, especially with catch-up and recorded streaming (neither of which need a licence unless watched via Iplayer).
The BBC’s Royal Charter ends in 2027 and the licence fee may be replaced with a more modern alternative, including subscription, or an additional tax added to the Council Tax, Income tax and benefit payments.
The BBC replied by saying it is looking to save money and offer value for money in these changing/challenging times.
Yeah, well we all know where they can start with their savings … don’t renew the contracts of their so-called superstars like Lineker and news-readers for a start (don’t sack them or make them redundant otherwise they’ll get a massive pay off)
Nominated by Technocunt.
I have a idea to raise funds..
£172 tickets to punch a BBC employee of your choice in the face for 2 minutes.
They could easily double or triple their revenue.
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I’m in. Bag’s first dibs at Linekunt.
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Zoe Ball?
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Been done a multitude of times already I’d say…..
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I’ll do the Japanese cold water thingy on Heer Leikner, please Barry.
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Graham Norton, knock that sickly grin off his face once and for all.
Filthy little bum pirate.
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Up it to 5 minutes and include a table at hand with assorted knuckle dusters available.
Then I’m in 😀
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Its music to my ears what’s being said about this annoying norton cunt. Ears the appropriate anagram for a red hot poker shoved up it.
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This nom could be like the previous one; what is the point of the BBC?
This ain’t 1930. There are loads of alternatives out there, and you can choose where to put your cash or not.
Who wants to be made to pay out, to watch the Beeb’s blatant attempts at social engineering?
The Tories were supposed to be going to do something about the fee. But then, the Tories were supposed to be going to do something about a lot of things.
Morning all.
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They have done something, line their own pockets and those of their pals and cronies.
As soon as they get told to fuck the fuck off later this year, they will all merge into the industries they have been supporting with corruption for the last decade.
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They’ve done huge amounts of fuck all in many areas, an outstanding achievement.
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I’ve paid nowt for years. Is that why some of the programmes seem more enjoyable ? I’m thinking over Barry’s idea, though.
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If any poor cunt happened to be looking for a prime example of Shithouse Britain then they need look no further than the “Licence Fee”.
A specific tax to fund one corporation,whether you watch it or not,a tax that must be paid or face prison…
For watching telly.
Mrs Terry pays for this tax,partly for ease but also partly because if she didn’t and those cunts from Crapita “enforcement” turned up at the door I’d likely seriously harm the fuckers,thus ending up in prison anyway.
A despicable set of filthy cunts.
Oven.
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Couldn’t agree more with the sentiment in your last paragraph Ron. God only knows how the BBC arrives at the figures for the eye watering amounts they pay these gobs-on-a-stick. The evidence for how these prats are vastly overpaid is apparent when they depart the BBC. The ones who gain other employment in broadcasting generally are paid half what they earned at the BBC, but the majority simply disappear without trace.
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It takes one person to read the news and that person could also read the weather. Yet between the news weather and local versions of both we’re paying for umpteen superfluous presenters. Similarly, they don’t need a furniture shopful of pundits for their sports output when one competent presenter would do. Ridiculous. BBC should also scrap all of its daytime and, say, post-midnight TV output broadcasting only from late afternoon onwards. BBC radio should introduce advertising.
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They’ll definitely be doing everything for it not to be a subscription service .
How are all their laughable salaries and over inflated pensions getting paid if 70% of people decide that the BBC is utter shit
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We need a ‘Donald Tusk’ (or someone with balls) and just shut down the ‘state broadcaster’, there would a few tears, but who cares ITV have Ant and Dec 😂
The two jock lads could do a letter from the BBC…..
Lineker no moooor, Strictly no moooor, Kuenssberg no moooor, …
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I’d like to see Ant and Dick with Lineker in a fight to the death of the three of them.
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Then kill the cunt who wins!
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I was hoping they’d all kill each other, Sir Cuntalot, or at least two dead and the third turd mortally wounded.
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Ray Charles (RIP) would have done a good BBC send off song..
‘Hit the road, Gayblack. And don’t you come back no more no more no more no more.’🎵
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“You’ll miss it if it goes” say the Lefties in desperation.
“No, we wont.”
I haven’t paid the Licence Tax this century.
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Or ” it’s only 50p a day”
But I can buy two freddo’s for that, and they won’t call me a racist, nazi either.
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So’s the standing charge for electricity. I know which is more important.
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The state broadcaster
Promoting anti white bile at any opportunity.
Promoting diversity at every opportunity.
Employing bastards that wouldn’t piss on the working class if they were on fire.
Charging you £172 for the pleasure.
What’s not to like?
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Not only the BBC, Herman
The non-state broadcasters
Promoting (forcing down our throats) anti-white bile in the casting of every TV ad
Promoting diversity in those same ads
Also employing bastards that wouldn’t piss on the working class if they were on fire because they’d enjoy watching them burn to death
Having commercial breaks of a duration and frequency that renders everything unwatchable
Women commentators and pundits on male sports
Live TV is shit. I rarely, if ever, watch it.
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Live TV is the pits.
If there’s anything even remotely half decent on ITV 4 for example – it is interrupted every 15 minutes by 7 minutes of adverts starring black men and women while the remaining ads manipulate the gullible into donating to blind African kids.
Was a time when commercial breaks were short, weren’t actually all that bad and could often be laced with a sprinkling of humour.
Not anymore.
“Come to Currys and bah diss plazma tee veee for only faaav naaan naan!”
Fuck off
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A great episode of the classic Robin of Sherwood was on ITV4 last week. It got interrupted every five minutes by adverts about dark’uns covered in flies. The cunts also interrupted the mighty Champions, and my lewd and lustful thoughts about Alexandra Bastedo. Old habits die hard.
Good job I’ve got the DVDs of both.
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You’re not wrong, Herman. Last week my lad came round and, once again, the ads were on. He asked me why I’m always watching Zulu.
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Slightly off topic but as it was televised by Al Beeb yesterday afternoon I may as well mention it.
I wonder if the gangs of blacks in London have all stopped stabbing each now that Arsenal decided to wear a plain white kit?
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Funny enough HJ, idris elbow has just solved the problem by calling on the government to ban machetes and zombie knives..
Cheers for that stringer bell-end.
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Yep – let’s ban knives.
Makes perfect sense.
Must be a coincidence how knives managed to survive peacefully in the UK for all those generations before diversity came along and made them randomly stick in people all of a sudden.
Afternoon BZ
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Spot on Herman.
Absolutely spot on.
I love knives.
Our first tool since we climbed from the trees?
A sharpened point.
Nothing as useful as a knife!
Just because the backward children of these cunts can’t be trusted not to butcher each other?!!!
Fuck em.
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The cunts in the Beeb’s News Propaganda Dept will be salivating at the prospect of another month-long jolly to the USA later this year to cover the Presidential Election. Last time around they had 200 of the fuckers over there, which is more than any American TV network had working on their election.
It’ll be fun to see them squirm if Trump wins like they did 8 years ago.
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It looks like Donny Tango may well win this time round, mainly due to the voting system not being rigged.
“We are rweporting frwom Timeth thquare, where the mood ith one of dithpondanthy and dithpair thinth Trump hath won a landthlide victorwy over our saviour Joe Biden. The illegal localths are thtabbing me in frustration as we thpeak”.
Can’t fucking wait.
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Why won’t the Demoncrats revert to previous form and just shunt in loads of fake ballots like last time? Has there been a change or summat?!
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It’s the Republican’s turn to fix the ballot this time.
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Parasitic organisation that has leeched on us too long!
End it!
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Parasites.
Summed up in one word.
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I got caught once for having no TV licence.
On my fuckin birthday too ☹️
Was years ago, when dating missus Miserable, so getting on for 30yr ago.
I was getting ready to go out,
Nice new shirt, having a wash and waiting for her to turn up and go out for a few drinks.
I had the film Spartacus on.
Knock at the door,
Opens it expecting her,
TV licencing.
” Our records show you haven’t got a TV licence.
Do you have a TV?”
I’m Spartacus!
I’m Spartacus!
No, I’m Spartacus!
Blaring out.
Cunt fined me.
Hope the cunt got bollock cancer.
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Similar happened when I had a penthouse in a gated community in Norwich.
Entry phone rings. “Hello. TV licencing. Can you let me in”?
Me: “No, this is a private block”.
Capita cunt “Can you let me in, I’m from TV licencing”.
Me: No. This is a private block and you have no business here”.
At this point my dickhead flatmate fires up the TV at full volume with the EastEnders theme blaring.
Bang to rights. Fortunately the company I worked for paid the telly tax on our behalf.
Could have fucking murdered that flatmate.
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403 error. Test.
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Well, the Beebscum can sod off.
I didn’t even watch the last World Cup on there. Lineker ruining the opening ceremony with his phag sucking put me off there and then.
And everything else on there is gayblack, trans, climate fucking change. Every single programme – from Countryfile to Call the (Black) Midwife is a woke lecture. And the less said about their ‘flagship’ shows, Doctor Whoke and ArseEnders, the better. They haven’t made a decent comedy since the League of Gentlemen 20 years ago, the only music show is shitty Jools Holland, all drama is misandrist crap that shoehorns blacks, gays, tannies and wimmin into them, the only major sport event they have is Wimbledon, and their Christmas schedules are gruesome and cringeworthy. Not forgetting their ‘official’ whitewash of the Jimmy Savile scandal, starring that Beeb lackey snd utter cunt, Coogan.
One thing that sums up BBC 2024 up? David Tennant’s Doctor, suddenly turning poof and fancying a Paki Sir Isaac Newton. The fuckers in a nutshell. Oh, and their refusal to call those Hamas fitth a terror organisation. That alone should ensure their demise.
But it won’t. I don’t think we will ever be rid of them, and they will only get worse and spread more hate against the UK and its people. But there’s no way they will ever get another copper coin from me. The cunts can fuck off to hell in a handcart.
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The way every other US President in history was always referred to respectfuly as ‘President’ . President Kennedy, President Reagan and so on.
But the way the BBC let that chinny slag Emily Maitlis continually call Big Don ‘Trump’ on Newsnight was a disgrace. The national public service news programmes should not be so rude about a head of state, whether they like him or not. But they let this Jimmy Hill in drag cunt get away with it. Their claims about impartiality and objectivity are complete shite. BBC news presenters are like spolied kids, who call names and throw tantrums if they don’t get their way.
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I’m currently in the US. Bought a MAGA hat. Empowering.
It’ll be exquisite when the They/Them cunts with blue hair and autism flip out at The Donald’s second term win later this year.
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Maitliss looks like an orange version of the green wicked Witch in Wizard of Oz. A face you could chop wood on, or shit on, depending on your need to go. Her gash probably smells like old, oily copper pennies.
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Indeed, Captain.
She always reminds me of Bruce Forsyth with make up on.
Never got these cunts who fancied Maitlis and referred to her as ‘thinking mans crumpet. She is as ugly as sin.
Joan Bakewell, now that was thinking (and non thinking) mans crumpet…
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If that bitch Maitliss is the thinking man’s crumpet I really do not want to know what that man is thinking about.
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https://meetingjim.com/portfolio/joan-bakewell/
Now the thinking man’s gilf. She’s still got it.
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When a young Joan was on the telly, and a young lad called Norman was sat there in the dark.
It really was a late night line-up.😉
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I’m no lover of the BBC or ITV, normally full of unwatchable shit but I have to give credit to ITV for Mr Bates Vs the post office. Binge watched it last night, it bought many a lump to my throat
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It was good, sir Mali.
Even the trannie that used to be in Corrie was good in it.
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Even the old Testcard, with the tunes of Syd Dale and Alan Hawkshaw was better than the crap the BBC has on now.
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Don’t even get me started on that cunt with the long COVID. Iv decided to ommit names, as we all know who I’m talking about. A holiday to fucking Mexico( we will call it that), to help save his life. You are fooling no one with this shit. If our health care was so bad you needed to go to Mexico, why did you decide to come back after the heart attack? Something is not right with this. Why should we have to pay to try save him when you turned your back on this country? I’m sure she could afford private health care! It’s not that bloody expensive in the grand scheme thing’s, especially when your minted. Yet we have had to endure years of person worship. All part of the BBCs’ COVID branding and brain washing. Not to mention that cunt making millions in public sympathy/ dreary TV viewing about it. Taking up fucking air time at licence fee payers expenses. It seem to me that foul play may have had a hand in the end. I mean he was probably not going to make her anymore money, she was probably fed up of it all, I smell a rat. Lets be honest cuntters, who would take someone that frail out of the country? Unless visiting Switzerland. Not many I’d wager. Now they are wasting more TV time and page space with this shit. Again all part of brand COVID. It’s all a bit sick if you ask me. Do not get me started on the middle east, brown good, white bad shit. Cunts one and all!
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The funny thing is, she has just been landed a £700k tax bill because her late husband may not have been honest and upfront to HMRC about his ‘earnings’.
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I’m not at all surprised; and we are all meant to look up to these cunts.
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And the BBC’s current crawling to Dame Fester Rancid makes me bloody puke.
This olde wytch once referred to those with real mental health problems and depression as ‘malingerers’. She was also approached by some of Savile’s victims on Childline, and the bitch ignored them and contiuned to suck up to Sir Jim’ll.
She disgusts me and still does. Fucking hag.
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@norman, don’t worry, she’ll be dead soon. cancer👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🥂🎉
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Will we have to endure fucking weeks of programmes dedicated to this festering turd🤮.
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Aye Jill and Country Cunt.
There will be compilations of That’s Life, which was shit of the highest order.
Misprints in newspapers, annoying cunts masquerading as ‘characters’, vegetables shaped like knobs, getting snails pissed on beer, and dogs ‘saying’ ‘Sausages’. As well as Fester Rancid’s puke inducing ‘Charidee’ bit. God, it was bloody awful.
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the government dont want the sheeple priced out of affording the BBC licence fee, otherwise how else are they going to subliminally indoctrinate the population with their propaganda?
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I ignore all msm, the Bolshevik Bullshit Cunts are at the bottom of the ignored list.
Those cunts said snow was a thing of the past 25 odd years ago, guess what? It is snowing now the lying cunts.
Fuck em fuck em all.
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But Channel 4 and ITV also shove The Message. So why is the BBC special?
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Bastards.Full immediate oven.
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The only way enough income can be generated after 2027, is for the Government to put a levy on Internet providers, to be taken at source….mobile phone and phone bills will rise and we’ll all be caught.
Alternatively, the more preferential option may be some form of corporate euthanasia.
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BBC need to stand on their own 2 feet, like all other broadcasters and streamers do. It isn’t the war anymore; the model for funding is out of date.
Watched some Parliamentarian cunt on ChillJonCarne argue that the ‘BBC are independent’ and that needs to be protected. Independent what? Independent of thought? No, they spout the same Message as many other broadcasters and streamers. Independent financially? No they are not; they get all funding from us, plus using some of that to invest and get a return from their commercial wing. How are they ‘independent’ then? They aren’t, so why can’t they be as independent as ITV and get on with it?
What gets my goat is the wording on all the goon letters… enforcement this, enforcement that, you will be talked to under caution etc. F off, fake police who do not make it easy for people to understand if they do or don’t need a licence.
Btw, ChilliJonCarne also reported that Crapita took a woman with Down’s Syndrome to court over the Tv Licence and she wasn’t even in charge of her own finances! Despicable cunts.
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South Korea passes law banning dog meat trade.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-67920167
I’ve always preferred Cat-Su Curry…
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The BBC is no long fit for human consumption.
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