Disabled Exhibitionists

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A certain type of gentleman wears shorts.
Usually a fruity type of man in my opinion.
They will tell you that it’s a way of keeping cool.

It actually is a way of telling the world that you are a cunt.

The disabled exhibitionists are the ones that have lost part or all of a leg but still insist on wearing shorts.

What’s the fucking point?

Are you trying to get a bit of sun on your prosthesis?
Does wearing shorts cool down your false leg?

No, you cunts.
It’s all about showing off and wanting people to think that you are special.

Perhaps soldiers injured by land mines are special, but I don’t think that they are the ones showing off the results of their injuries.

It’s the fat, diabetic bastards who have lost half a leg to an excess of poor diet that need to wear shorts with their NHS ‘falsie’ on show.

Look at me!….. I’m different!

Got a withered arm?
Wear a sleeveless shirt!
That’s what these cunts do.

They try to elicit sympathy by showing how special they are.

Then there are the cunts with huge surgical scars on their chests that insist on taking off their shirts when the temperature gets to double figures.

Although a fictional character, I personally blame Long John Silver for this modern trend.
Always depicted with his wooden leg on show.
Covering it up with a nicely pressed pair of chinos was not for him.
The cunt.

Ace Murder Mystery

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

65 thoughts on “Disabled Exhibitionists”

  1. Afternoon Artful.

    I must confess that I find the sight of a guy with a prosthesis in shorts to be quite odd, to say the least.

    I mean, just what point are they actually trying to make?

    Strange.

    • I have to say the “diabetic bastards” comment in this nom is utterly disgusting and not worthy of this forum. You are writing off 9% of the adult population most of who contracted the condition through no fault of their own. It’s not all about being overweight or bad diet.

      This is akin to saying if only the population looked after itself properly we would hardly need the NHS. That sickness is self-inflicted.

      If and when it happens to you mate you’ll be singing a different song.

      If I get hammered for this then so be it, sometimes one has to stand up against ignorance and the painting of every victim with the same rather nasty brush.

  3. Nowt wrong with shorts in summer, obviously must have a nice little arse and good legs.

    Blokes can wear shorts in appropriate settings (not gays who wear fucking girly shorts)

    Blokes who shave their heads just to look ‘interesting or edgy’ are cunts.

    • PS breaking news today, two coppers sacked for having audacity to stop a couple black sprinters, if they had been wearing shorts it wouldn’t have been a problem.

    • I also shave my head.

      And look both edgy and interesting.

      I say edgy I mean the sort of edgy someone who is care in the community and not taking medication, edgy.

      • No disrespect Mis, you are probably just an old bald bastard 😉 I was thinking of those cunts who have nothing going for them who shave their heads to invent a bit of a persona.

        You are the COTY, untouchable and revered 😂

      • Edgy these days is walking around in a Matrix style trenchcoat, having a Katana, playing as a dark elf in roleplaying games and shouting at your mum when she brings you a cup of tea just as you ‘level -up’.

  5. I’m wearing shorts right now.
    Those military cargo type ones.

    Yes they’re comfy.✔️
    Yes they keep you cool✔️

    But that’s not why I wear them.

    I wear them because I’m pathologically kinky.

    • Alright, MNC,

      Agreed. See my comment on the topic.

      I bought a pair of cargo shorts from Aldi two years ago for £12. Best clothes I own. Fucking fantastic, actually.

  6. Now then, AC,

    Gotta disagree with your comments on shorts, albeit with a caveat – blokes should only wear shorts that are below the knee or cargo shorts, which are pretty much the same thing with more pockets.

    Said shorts are fine for knocking about it at home all-year round, and if you’re making a late-night booze run wearing them in winter (combined with a coat and a hoodie!) then you’re an ‘ard bastard.

    Shorts that are too short are for poofs.

    • CC@

      I look like literary figure Ben Gunn in mine what with the beard .

      They’re fantastic 👍

  7. Cripples shouldn’t even bother.

    Shorts , trainers, what’s the point?

    Just stick em in a big nappy.

  9. People are mostly cunts, if an amputee isn’t displaying their prosthetics or stump does it mean they are not a cunt or are they being a stealth cunt?

    I wear shorts in the summer, cargo shorts obviously. I only wish I could wear shorts with the panache of Gunner Lofty Sugden

  10. I am so grateful to Admin for posting this nom and header at this time of day, and not first thing in the morning.

    Absolutely gruesome, the header, not the nom.

  12. Attention seeking vacuous cunts.

    Confiscate their plastic limbs and stop their disability benefits.

    Probably best to take their phones and laptops off them as well,after all we paid for them.

    Then oven.

  13. I like them sort of dinosaur legs they can get.

    Like Oscar pistorius has.

    T- rex bionics.
    Smashing.

  15. You mentioned Long John Silver showing off his wooden leg. I beg to differ. It was the squawking fucking parrot on his shoulder drawing attention to the poor amputee. Long John was a loud mouth due to having to shout over Polly all the time. Shoot the parrot and whisper, would’ve brought a whole new meaning to Treasure Island. I toyed with the outcome of this silliness. Might have to change it again.

  18. I thought that header pic was of that labour wrong-un Chris Bryant..

    Hoping that someone had fed him into a wood chipper.. But said chipper had run-out of petrol..

    Alas that greasy cunt still has his legs..

  19. Its a pity I won’t be able to live long enough to laugh my bollocks off at the today’s young and their hilarious tattoos in old age. They’re ridiculous enough now before becoming wheelchair bound.

  20. You didn’t catch RAF hero Douglas Bader in shorts.

    And imagine 1940’s prosthetics anyway? Like something from the back of MNC’s van that he couldn’t flog to the pikeys.

    • It is well documented that DB would shoot on site, any gentleman inappropriately wearing shorts.

      He shot so many ‘ dodgy fellows ‘ that the authorities confiscated his sidearm.

      So he resorted to strangling them instead.

      A hero. 👍

  21. Shorts were only ever acceptable for a British gentleman for two reasons.

    Playing tennis, rugby etc.

    Whilst serving The Empire 🇬🇧 on the Indian Subcontinent, Africa, etc.

    Any other situation is simply an opportunity for the sexual déviant to blatantly exhibit their unnatural tendencies.

    There are a number of shorts wearers on this hallowed site.

    We’re on to you 😁

    Good evening.

    • I’ve just reread the nom.

      Artie seems very keen on ironed chinos!😁

      Like a young Tony Blair
      Or prince William off duty.

      The weirdo.

      • Spot on, Jack. No excuse for chaps wearing shorts in post colonial times. Cavalry twill trouserage with razor sharp creases are order of the day─ any day. The dirty commie yobs will be having us wear fucking loafers next!

    • And cunts that wear shorts in Autumn and Winter.
      When it hits late September, my knee is fucked.
      So, when I see postmen, and assorted chavs in shorts as Britain freezes over, it bends my head.

      Evening, Jack.

  22. That blanket stitch across the chest… bad move. Must’ve been done by a blind stanley.
    The pic looks like Oddbod with a charisma bypass.

    • Talking of sartorial matters I’ve just treated myself to a suede shirt.

      Hard-wearing is suede.
      Get your money’s worth.

      No doubt it will cause a stir, start getting copycat suede wearers,
      Then celeb cunts spoiling it,
      Those awful football types.
      Then every other Johnny cum lately jumping on the suede bandwagon.

      The price I pay for being a fashion influencer.

      Sniff

    • I’m a fool for suede shoes and trainers. Just got a pair of yellow and black Adidas Beckenbauer trainers from Germany.

  24. I see the nom picture and wonder if vlad were to launch the big ones it would improve things.

    Dog help us.

  25. I’ve got a dialysing line in the right side of my chest and a fistula in the right arm.
    I don’t show off either and I am never going to. Apart from nosey neighbours going ‘Aww! Is he poorly?’ (Fuck off!), I would never like the idea of letting people see them. As far as I’m concerned, it’s just not done.

  26. OT: Apparently, the last (we’ve heard that before🙄) Beatles single is being announced later today.

    I wonder what the B-Side is going to be? A sing-along tune ‘All We Are Saying Is We Fucking Hate Yoko’? It’s about time Macca admitted it. Becasue everyone knows he does…😉

  27. On the subject of shorts, what’s the deal with younger cunts these days, when it could be pissing down with rain, or winter condisions wearing them and a big fuck off puffer jacket??
    Really pisses me off when i see this.

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