Nicking Stuff From People’s Final Resting Place


How low can you go?

I’m not talking about limbo, although that’s where I’d like to send these thieves, but only as a brief stop on their way to hell.

Bury Times Link.

For the life of me I really don’t understand the mentality of the knobhead(s) that do shit like this.

I live on an estate that’s as rough as a bears arse, but if we found out that some shitstain had done summat like this, he’d be kicked up and down the road.

Summary justice, I think it’s called

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
(For the millionth time, please spell out your cunting and don’t just rely on the link to do it for you, FFS – NA)

Seconded by : Geordie Twatt

I second JP’s nomination with an example of my own. Just how big a cunt must you be to steal flowers from a child’s grave?

Mirror Link.

33 thoughts on “Nicking Stuff From People’s Final Resting Place

  1. What about nicking the body itself?
    I got 34 grand for the embalmed head of Peter Sutcliffe and my barbeque guests didn’t go short of pulled pork spicy rolls that summer, I can tell you.

    • That’s always been a puzzlement of mine. Would I eat someone I’d loved, or somebody I hated ?

      • What if she took a dump in the bed, Thomas? She’d need calming down, by what ive seen and heard in the trial. A nasty, mental cunt by most accounts.

        Better have chloroform and rag on standby.

      • Indeed, CP. Best to be on the safe side and dose her up with a couple of hundred milligrams of ketamine before commencing the oral jamboree.

      • It almost sounds like you’ve put contingency plans in place for such an eventuality Thomas.
        👀👀

      • Not a hammer, BZ…I popped him in a sheet and got Dianne Abbott to launch herself off the back of the garage roof a couple of times.

  2. Lie in wait for the thieving cunts and immediately bury them on the same plot. In an unmarked grave, obviously.

  3. If there is a new low to be had then the underclass of thieving cunts will always find a way of surpassing it, its like a badge of honour to this vermin.

    On a similar note, I wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t one of the IsAC fraternity who trashed the Blue Peter garden in 1983.

  4. The Bury Times link was worth opening for the ‘own a barrel’ advert.

    What was the nom about, Burke And Hare or summat 😂

  5. In a similar vein, a few months after my dad died my mum received a crude anonymous phone call. Apparently the sewer rats search the death notices in newspapers then target women whose husbands have died because the cunts know they’ll be women living on their own.
    The next time the caller tried it with my mum she blew a referee’s whistle at full blast down the phone, hopefully shattering the cunt’s eardrum for good.

  6. Ahhh my hometown doing me proud again the simple answer for this is that this town like every other is now infested with what we would’ve called little shits yesteryear but due to successive governments “right on” attitudes towards parenting ie you can’t pan the little cunts anymore that generation has spawned the next even more feral vermin with a good dose of the imported type also thrown in for good measure I can only hope that the perpetrator(s) of this have to die screaming in agony from a fungating tumour erupting from their arsehole people used to have shame I know exactly where this will be found there’s a shithole estate about 100metres down the road from here the illustrious Dickybird estate but as GMP’s detective skills are eclipsed by even inspector fucking gadget these days (unless you’ve been racially insulted or something they deem serious) should all be boiled to death in a vat of donkey piss

  7. This is because they need to somehow finance their drug habits. Instead of relentlessly trying to help this sub-human class, just eradicate them – a `Final Solution`, if you will. Of course, its just a dreamy notion … but we can dream.

  8. In olden times, grave robbers would be hung from a gibbet for the crows to peck out their eyes. I know this because I have seen the evidence in all those excellent Hammer documentaries. Thorley Waters would not have stood for it – except to help Peter Cushing out when he “created woman”. Grave robbers are easy to spot in the local tavern, Counting their ill-gotten gains and spending it all on drink. Scruffy cunts.

    Good morning, everyone.

  9. Leanne Slater sounds like a good solid name for a council slag. Kids, bennies, scratchcards and knock-off Gucci tat up to the eyeballs, a different diseased chav, brown and black cock poking it’s guts every night.

    People like this cunt have been thieving from dead and ill kids for decades. I remember Ronald McDonald house near Guys Hospital constantly having to re-furnish because pikey parents took the televisions, microwaves and other appliances, after the accomodation had been suppliedby the hospital snd charity. In the end the estate managers had a lot of the televisions removed apart from a large one which was bolted onto a wall and too large to hide. It didnt matter to these filthy cunts that these facilities were for families of desperately ill children, including there own.

    The true nature of humanity revealed;
    Dead, dying and poorly kids mean fuck all to huge swathes of scumcunts on this planet.

    • What is it with benefit claiming chavs and fucking scratch cards?
      There were two obese slags in their pyjamas at my local shop the other day. Between the two of them, they spent 40 fucking quid on them, and that’s without counting the cigarettes and other shit.
      One of them came back in to claim a tenner they’d won, and promptly spunked it on another two.
      Give them fucking food vouchers instead.

      • The lottery is a stupidity/ greed tax.

        These cunts can’t figure out they’d get far shorter odds at a casino, and are blinded by the prize money, despite most of the pot going to the ‘house’ and various ‘charities’.

  10. Willing to put my mortgage on it being a peaceful of a member of the “cultural enrichment” lot. Surprised they didn’t nick a few of the patients for the future doctors to practice on, then again none of em were underage so might of been why. Won’t be surprised if it was a native either but my standards are so low in people in general at the moment but the fact they haven’t reported any footage of the thieves, screams peacefuls to me.

    • Literally above me the CCTV, still not surprised it was a local chav, they gota compete with the imported talent aint they.

    • In my experience it’s usually our own homegrown chav cunts who go in for this sort of crime. Peacefuls are usually more involved in white-collar scams and fraud, and mutilating their own families.

  11. One recalls Haw Pak villa in Singapore, a Disney land style recreation of Daoist Hell. Those that steal from graves are deep fried. It should happen twice, Earth then Hell.

    • They should be triple-cooked, like those special chips every pub in the land likes to put on its menu these days.

      Triple-cooked, but still served fucking cold.

  12. They say there is no underclass, but here it is live on camera again! Unlike Bigfoot the underclass are not camera shy. If identified they are called underprivileged rather than being called out for the drain on society that they actually are.

    This female like has 2 or 3 feral offspring draining the education system for zero results.

    It likely has housing paid for by the state as its feed and clothing. Likely a regular drain on the NHS.

    Yes folks we all get to pay for this species to thrive and breed, it seems we like this kind of wildlife so much that we now import its exotic relatives which will likely cross breed with our native species to produce XL chav mongrels.

    Remember though to keep love in your hearts because these are not the vermin some would name them, these are victims.

    Liverpool is one of the best places to view these creatures in their natural habitat.

    Adventurers and wild life wishing to visit these creatures in their natural habitat do so at their own risk.

  13. Seem to have gone off the rails, WTF is PIE Keys stealing garden furniture to do with nicking stuff off graves….

    • Stealing off graves is beyond the pale.

      Its the chapel of rest you want.

      I got this great shirt from there.
      More or less my size too 👍

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