Welsh Rugby Players

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now suing the powers to be for head injuries gain whilst playing the game they have been training for for a lifetime because it’s a Welsh tradition, what a bunch of cunts.

Not a rugby fan in all fairness, but I gifted them with more grey matter than some of these fucktard footballers.
However it appears I was wrong, rugby players somehow missed the fact that clanging their heads together with huge force could be bad for your brains, idiots, how can they not know this and furthermore how the fuck can these muppets think that suing for damages after usually wearing nothing more than a band of insulating tape around the head for protection of their fucked up ears, another rugby injury.

So for knuckle dragging rugby players looking for someone to pay for their own stupidity, you are cunts, those stupid looking American footballers wear all that shit for a reason you nuggets….

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65 thoughts on “Welsh Rugby Players”

  1. Surely being Welsh you are already puddled, so no harm done..

    Still the rugby team won’t have to worry soon, with the 20mph limit in Wales,the opposition team coach will never arrive .

  2. Aye. It’s ex players who need a few quid looking at suing and to fuck with the sport.

    Similar thing with football. Some schools banning heading a football. Skint ex players looking at suing for dementia. Puffs.

    Mind you,rugby is a game played by posh, fat, closet puffs, looking for an excuse to shove their faces in another man’s arse and crotch area. So fuck it.

    The scrum is simply a closet gay orgy.

  3. Rugby is the third gayest thing a man can indulge in, after wrestling and actual bumming.

    • Ex-Welsh player Gareth Thomas is a rugger bugger so wrecked two arseholes with one stone.

    • Funny you should say that Thomas.
      A now deceased friend of mine who was a quěĕr, not a pouffe, (always wore tweeds and DM shoes).
      Anyway, he always said, ( I’ll say it quietly, in case Dick Fiddler is listening), “All rugby players are closet homosexualists”.
      Not that I can verify that comment. 🏉🏳️‍🌈🤔

  4. If I had a son which I don’t, I would not encourage him to play rugby in todays world.
    I played myself from under 12s into my late 20s on and off
    The amateur game was fine but still dangerous
    The professional game is huge pace and massive big hits on a constant basis that takes its toll on the strongest of cunts.
    Bye the way Cuntybollocks, if you were ever caught under a ruck or a collapsed scrum awkwardly , the last thing on your mind is an orgy.

  6. Boxers will be next

    “I didn’t realise getting punched unconscious by Mike Tyson might fuck up my brain.”

      • I remember chipping in for the pay per view round a mate’s to watch Bruno’s second ‘fight’ against Tyson.

        Bruno looked like he was going to start crying and appeared to have shat himself on the way into the ring. We all just looked at each other and realised we’d spunked our money.

        Like watching an anorexic midget take on Mr T.

      • Frank was way out of his league.
        I saw some documentary about it called ‘Bruno /Tyson.

        Frank turned up at Mike’s house to talk about the fights and rivalry.
        But while it was foremost in Frank’s mind ,
        Tyson had no real thoughts on it.

        He never considered Frank a serious opponent
        Or a decent fighter.
        Just another payday soon to be on the canvas.
        😁

      • Tyson 1986-1989 was the greatest heavyweight of all time in my opinion.

        In his prime, I reckon he’d have knocked any cunt out. Ali, Foreman, Frazier, Marciano, Fury… probably all of them at once.

        I remember seeing a clip of Tyson training with Cus D’Amato. He had him tethered on ropes like a mad pit bull. He was throwing air punches at lightning speed coiling like a mad animal.

        Genuinely terrifying. Fearsome cunt.

      • The fact that Mike Tyson knocked Larry Holmes out in 4 rounds is something that probably gets overlooked.

        Holmes was an awesome boxer, a genuine legend of the division, tough as old boots and a fella who didn’t do knockout defeats.

        Fair enough he was knocking on a bit but he was still a top fighter in 1988 and boxed on quite successfully for a long long while after Tyson.

        Tyson annihilated him.

      • Now that Mr. T is 70-odd, I’d like to see him vs. Peter Dinklage / Ellie Symonds.
        Because of his age, the stumpy little đwarves would be kicking his ass, as they’d be weqribg hobbit armour. Then Howling Mad Murdoch flies in in a stolen helipcopter, nose down and chops Dinklage into pudding, which flies into Hannibal’s* face, which he gobbles up enthusiastically while Faceman scoops up Ellie in his arms, with her falling pregnant 20 seconds later, on account of his handsome studliness.

        * in a casting mistake, exacerbated by the current writers’ strike, Hannibal will be played by Anthony Hopkins

      • Ho ho, Ro-Land…played by Erkan Mustafa. Sounds rather like a muzzıe.
        Imagine how far he’d spread if he went out via suicide bomb during morning assembly.
        The only people not to get spattered with guts would’ve been Mr Bronson and Danny Kendall, who were indulging in a rimming session in the caretaker’s cupboard.

      • Mr Bronson was in Star Wars.

        Didn’t Ro-Land give an interview once where he said him, Zammo and most of the cast of Grange Hill were off their tits when invited into the White House after the success of their anti drug song?

      • I remember having a schoolboy crush on that Jackie Wright, Zammo’s bird. As if that ugly cunt would’ve had a chance? The spoon faced imbecile. She was a couple of years older than me, but she certainly made my little winky twitch back then.

        What became of her? Couldn’t act for shit mind you.

        Did she do porn when she grew up? Asking for a friend.

      • Zammo only scored because he forced her to take some of the heroin he kept hidden in his calculator battery compartment.
        In real life, the lass who played Jackie Wright got pregnant by the guy who played beardy cunt P.E Mr Baxter.
        There was grounds for a Savile-esque hoo-haa so Phil Redmond was forced to write her out of the series when she was four months along, after she eschewed his offer of testing out the power of his new hoover by sucking out the embryo.

      • Yes he was,did Darth Vader strangle him with ghost hands?

        Anyway I always thought Jimmy Saville would have been a jolly good Sith Lord.

        Fuck the lot of them.

      • I would have loved to see MT knock fuck out of Fury.

        Iron Mike would have fucking buried him.

        In his prime, absolutely merciless.

        He’d have buried Ali too, the big mouthed cunt.

        The moment Henry Cooper smacked Ali in the gob was fucking gold.

        I fucking loved it.

        Good evening.

      • Good points Jack.

        I do enjoy the time travel matches..

        Fury would certainly be in deep water against the Tyson of 1988 or so..but he did sometimes struggle with big units with faster reflexes.

        A dream fight for me would be prime Tyson vs prime Marciano..both great short range punchers with killer instinct..I suspect Marciano was the tougher fighter.
        Anyhow Sonny Liston without the mafia bullshit vs Tyson would have been quite something.

        Finally while I’m in history mode I do wonder how Tyson Fury would have gone on against the outright savagery of the twenty yr old Jack Dempsey?

        Spiffing.

    • Poor old Frank, he had so much glass in his jaw he should have been sponsored by Pilkington’s.

      Holmes survived getting cracked on the jaw by Earnie Shavers.
      A feat in itself.
      Tyson vs Foreman (1970’s) would be my fantasy fight.

  7. Rugby is slowly turning into football.
    I banged my head..
    I’m a simpleton now.
    Can I be the host of match of the day.

  8. England 71 Chile 0. And it would have been more if Farrell was any good at goalkicking. What’s the point?

  9. Whatever happened to Gavin Henson?
    He was the forerunner of all of those Geordie Shore/Love Island himbos.

      • I’d love to eviscerate Daniella Westbrook, shrink her dessicated skin onto my knob using a heat gun, then use her as a novelty condom with which to bonk Charlotte Church, although the physical awkwardness of Daniella’s increasing limb rigor mortis would doubtless prove an annoying and unclimbable obstacle.

      • It gets worse when you consider that every third thrust, I’ve withdrawn so Charlotte can see what remains of Daniella’s sopping wet face smiling up at her, the irony being that Daniella doesn’t look to much different from when she was alive, the kilos of coke she consumed having rotted most of her face away.

  10. https://images.app.goo.gl/KHQBA6sAjA8iVZLJ8
    Not surprised half the team are closet fruits, have you seen the man hating bitch in W rugby management, apparently she isn’t a rug muncher but I have my doubts, apparently she is a horrible cunt on a power trip and God help any of the little people she was happy to step on in her climb to her current position, who dared to question her., she is the Maggie Thatcher of rugga.

  12. This is very worrying.

    What happens when every cunt ever has sued every other cunt to oblivion?

    It will probably be like the post apocalyptic scenes from The Terminator with robot Terminator lawyers roaming a scoured landscape looking for wimmin golf players or summat.

    Wales has never been the same since it collapsed to communism.

    That we pay for of course,like everything else.

  15. Rugby just got no interest here among
    Boxing however, managed to manifest
    Where I come from, rugby was available to the common man in my time, as long it wasn’t near Dublin, I suspect Wales was the same in many ways.
    Rugby has always carried some sort of elitism, it must be the shape of the ball.
    Rugby was played on Saturday, when working class still had to go to work but things changed and the best of players came through.
    I won’t cunt the sport even if I met many right fkn cunts that surround it.

    • I was pissed up last night Sammy, so was as a boring arse as ever, when I let my guard down. ah bollocks, hah ha ha he he

  18. It’s all a bit stupid isnt it?
    I expect head gear will become mandatory for the front eight before long, given the recent coverage and blokes like Steve Thompson getting premature dementia.

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