Rural Enrichment

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The other evening Lady Quim asked me to pop into town to get some food from the supermarket, but she waited till half 9 to tell me (ffs), so off I went to the only late night supermarket in town, but as I walked around with my trolley I slowly realised something, I was one of the very few in the shop that wasn’t an “enricher”, from Malteser headed cunts to Pavels.

They were fucking everywhere, in Pembrokeshire too, do these cunts only venture out at night, you certainly don’t see many in the daytime, even Pembrokeshire isn’t safe from these cunts anymore, maybe I’ll move to Alderney don’t think there’s any enrichment there, scary times ahead cunters, stay safe!

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Nominated by Captain Quimson, link by C.A.

76 thoughts on “Rural Enrichment”

  1. ‘Wales is a nation of sanctuary. We believe asylum seekers should be welcomed and supported to integrate in their new country.’

    But not in our back yard, boyo. They can fuck right off.

    • “Integrate” hoho. The Eastern Europeans are as cliquey as feck, and the desert visitors manage to recreate the Middle East whichever town they settle in, no matter how small.

  2. Probably been grafting from 7am to 9pm filling the government’s tax coffers.

    Or getting some supplies for the night ahead, committing burglaries and mugging locals..

  4. Enrichment will be inevitable in every city, town and village, they just keep coming and we keep paying.

    Latest figure 175,000 in the asylum backlog and growing by the day 😂

    All cunts.

  5. There are no shisha bars, fried chicken shops or Turkish barbers near me unless you travel the five miles to the big smoke of Grantham. The miles of flat open farmland and local hostility to those with five fingers and not married to their cousin keeps unwanted incomers, whatever their hue, out.

  6. We’ve been to Bourton on the Water today. Fucking coach full of peaceful women arrived as we were leaving. Full on burkas and head scarves. Spoilt the atmosphere. Gorgeous place too.

    • Agreed. As enriching as a pile of turds in the middle of centre court, Wimbledon. The lot of you, just fuck off.

    • Doing their Porky Pig impressions I bet.
      ‘idi ma beeb idi ma beeb idi ma beeb!’

  7. Turkish barbers!
    There’s three within 200 yards of each other, and it’s an ordinary suburb, not a town centre.

    The centre of Sheffield is full of cultural enrichers, begging, selling Big Issue and the only white faces you see are those of construction workers ” making Sheffield vibrant again”

    Ha! My arse!

    • All with new Mercedes outside. Who knew cutting barnets could be so lucrative. It’s almost as if they have a side job….

    • The police know the Turkish barbers might as well have washing machines inside to clean all the drug/trafficking money. I asked my mates brother (retired copper) about it, he pissed himself and said that they can’t do anything about it because it’s not good for race relations.
      Orders from above. What a fucking shit show.

  8. Same in my neck of the woods, paying for my sins in past life, I have an Amazon depot near me. A case of spot the white man when shifts end. All Pat Boons.

    • Lots of their drivers are Dooshkas. Filthy old vans parked in driveways, on double yellows, near schools.

  9. There were a tribe of darkıes outside Waterloo tube station an hour ago wearing somethung to do with “knife crime” tabards.
    As there were quite a few Robertson’s marmalade mascots, I pussied out and failed to say “there’s not enough of it”.
    6 hours in London so far and I’ve barely been stabbed once!

    • I’ve done 18 years in this shithole and have yet to be perforated like a PG tips tea bag.

      Mainly because I’m armed to the teeth, have the thousand yard stare of a psychopath and own large guarding breed dogs that come with me if I think there might be trouble.

      You should have contacted me. we could have compared notes on hallucinogens over a few pints.

  10. If you go down to the shops today, you’re sure of a big surprise
    If you go down to the shops today, you’d better go in disguise
    For every ethnic that ever there was
    Will gather there for certain because
    Today’s the day the ethnics will spread their enrichment.

    Every ethnic who’s been good is sure of a government treat today
    There’s lots of marvelous things to eat “only halal ” and wonderful games to play “stab a honky or gay”
    Beneath the trees where nobody sees “under age grooming ”
    They’ll hide and seek as long as they please “till immigration leaves”
    That’s the way the ethnics spread their enrichment.

    If you go down in the town today, you’d better not go alone
    It’s horrible down in the town today, but safer to stay at home
    For every ethnic that ever there was
    Will gather there for certain because
    Today’s the day the ethnics spread their enrichment..

    Apologies for the length.

      • I always apologise I’m English and a gentleman, it’s what sets us apart from the foreign riff raff..
        That and our sense of humour.

  11. Vampires suck the life out of their victims. So these blood suckers have to go out after dark as sunlight is deadly to them.

  12. Knowing Pembrokeshire, I always thought it the last bastion of the white man – obviously not. Very disappointing to hear that. We are getting our noses well and truly rubbed in “diversity”.

    • We had a day a black rock sands near Porthmadog last week. There was a Joe Dhaki with his Dalek in tow on the beach. Couldn’t understand why they kept giving me the eye every time I kept throwing the dogs ball at them. They fucked off after 5 minutes. Good boy !

  13. Everywhere you go in my town, it’s like listening to a United Nations conference..Daytime, naturally, as Whitey is at work.

    Dooshkas: Korr-va, korr-va, nay dobjay. Universal Credit nay dobjay, KORRRR-VA

    Indians: Turka-turka-turka, jaldi Universal Credit mei chahata. Britisher fool

    Nigerians: WHEN amm ah goING to REE-ceive ma YOO-nee-vur-SAL creDEET, chaa, deez ray-CEESTS.

    Viet-Cong: Ching-chang-chung Sum-ting rong wi’ ma Universal Cledit, ees no good.

    Somalians: How can ah go on raype spree wi’ no Universal credit, meesa need it.

    We’ve been enriched.

    • I saw what a plague of Somalian filth did to the higher education system after Lucifer Blair let the vermin in. I also saw how indulged and favoured they were. Woke started in 1997, and Blair planted the seeds of our destruction.

      Needless to say, I resigned in disgust.

      • Yes, Somalians are some of the worst. They loathe Britain. They want to do as much damage as possible and couldn’t give a fig if the consequences lead to prison as it’s an upgrade on their miserable life. Cheers for all the dealers, thieves, and rapîsts, Blair.

  14. The moon is being enriched with Indians. First they’ll build a street, next they’ll build a corner shop, then theyll shit in the street.

    • Indeed.
      Moon buds.
      Floating in zero gravity to Ravi Shankars sitar music.

      What’s for tea?
      Space curry!

      Soon be a convenience store on the moon selling loaves a day past their sell by date and cigarettes.

      • There will be a lunar moon base/call center. To make it feel like home there will be no running water, electricity for two hours a day and a drop toilet for space jobbies.

      • I hope it wasn’t some chah-wallers who did the electrics on the rocket. In the words of the great Prince Phillip, “Look at this bally mess; it looks as if the wiring was put in by an Indian.”

    • One of my tutees was Indian but born in the U.K. ;
      visiting his grand parents in Calcutta he was appalled by open sewers etc. ‘Bunch of savages’. he said to me which goes to show that we can make English men of foreign persons but they need to adopt our values. Grand lad he is, working for his PhD and thoroughly English.
      Apologies to our Welsh and porridge munching cunters.

  15. Enrichment…. like my workplace, every time there’s new starters it’s always the usual mix of Gundis, Efricans and euro-trash – they all have a piss poor grasp of the English language, common sense and personal hygiene.

    It’s bad enough with all the vapid young fucks and woke cunts.

    I feel like the Honest Man marooned on an island surrounded by an ocean of Idiots, Lackwits and Imbeciles.

  16. I dont like ethnic cunts in the country side.

    The countryside is where I go to relax.

    I don’t want smelly cunts wandering around spoiling the view.

    I like it up Kinder Scout in winter,
    They won’t be there.
    Don’t get many whiteys then.
    That’s how I like the country side ,
    No fuckin mitherers.
    An cold.

      • Yes I suppose your right.

        But wouldnt that make me a racist?!!!!

        Oh gosh🥺

        I hear that’s the worst thing you can be?!

        It’s practically genocide isn’t it?

      • Only if you are white..

        Brown,black or yellow fill your fucking boots.
        Your could become mayor of London..

      • Racist….. the lazy response of the woke and the left.

        Funny thing is, what the empty-headed dumb fucks don’t realise is that they day the UK Caliphate becomes a thing they (the woke and left) would be the first to hang from the bridges.

  18. The best place for ethnic types is at the bottom of a well..

    Preferably situated on the Saudi border.

    Cunts.

  19. Pembrokeshire ? My condolences on them reaching you.

    I used to live in East London until a decade ago.

    You’d not like it there , let’s just say that

  20. That Berlin Wall should have stayed up for all time.
    The USSR should have kept ruling all those Eastern Bloc shitholes.
    Every carpet kissing country should have been wiped out after September 11 2001.
    All Africans should be banned from entering the West.
    And all immo taxi dinghys and craft should be sunk (including the RNLI).

    That’s about it.

    • “Give me back the Berlin Wall,
      give me Stalin and St.Paul,
      I’ve seen the fiture baby,
      it is murder”

      Lenny Cohen

      • A cheap holiday in other people’s misery

        I don’t wanna holiday in the sun
        I wanna go to the new Belsen

        I wanna see some history
        Cos now I got a reasonable economy.
        Now I gotta reason
        Now I gotta reason
        Now I gotta reason to be waiting
        The Berlin wall

        J.Rotten

  21. Off -topic-

    There was a seething resentment rumbling under the surface during the recent Women’s World Cup. You see there weren’t any replicas of the shirt worn by the England goalkeeper made. So aspiring girlie goalies have been denied the opportunity to wear one and impress their friends.
    The English goalkeeper and fellow players have become angrier and angrier about the situation. The papers have used the word ‘outcry’ on more than one occasion in regards to it. Anyway, the manufacturer has announcd that it is to be made.
    Thank heavens for that.

    • I’m hoping that there’s some video evidence of some seething lesbian scissoring between Chloe Kelly and the ref bird from the “world cup” final.

      • Sorry Thomas, just some mercifully poor quality mobile phone footage of an over-excited and oiled up Clare Balding gatecrashing the England dressing room after the semi-final win.

      • That was the only reason to even go near any BBC coverage of womens football. To laugh at the goalkeepers.

    • Surely they produce items on the basis of commercial demand.

      They clearly realised there would be fuck all profit in a jersey worn by someone with as much goalkeeping ability as Joey Deacon

      • Can’t see hordes of Nigerians, Blue Minks, and any cunt from any other Asian or African flyhole in a huge rush for England Wimmins goalie jerseys.

        And female football fans (proper ones, not woke tuppence flickers or BBC employees) just wear the normal replica shirt of whatever team they support. My cousin from Sunderland wears the 1973 Sunderland FA Cup Final jersey, and she wouldn’t be seen dead in a ‘Lionesses’ shirt.

  22. Jane Hutt is a fucking cunt. I have had dealings with this fucking imbecile in my professional life. Pro Welsh, unashamedly anti English. Unfit for office.

  23. Enrichment at nighttime can be particularly rewarding. Moving stealthily through the shadows, the blades glint in the moonlight but there is nothing else to be seen. Except, perhaps, a smile.

  24. Captain Q – you’d have to move to one of the Channel Islands like Herm or Sark.
    The downside is that you can’t drive a car on Sark.

    Failing that you could go somewhere like Fair Isle or Stornoway. You might struggle to find a supermarket though…..or anything at all for that matter.

    Or you could be one of those people that Ben Fogle visits in the middle of nowhere like a remote part of Alaska?

    • Apparently Cumbria has the lowest number of ethnics, according to stats. I was in Dorset last week and that was pretty white, although I did see some asylum cunts in Dorchester and some Syrian scum in Sherborne.

      • The once lovely town and seaside resort of Weymouth has been all but ruined by these dinghy filth. My mum and dad used to go there regularly, but they wouldn’t now (if they were still alive).

  26. Three ignorant, thoughtless, noisy, whining, demanding Dickie Dakis disturbed my treatment yesterday. One does speak English, but he moans and fucking moans about everything for eternity. Everything from the kidney machines (which are new) to the bloody sandwiches. The other two (including that horrendous woman) jabber forever loudly on their phones (which are also loud) and to each other. Neither (claim to) ‘speaky Engerlish’ and neither cunt has paid in either. The bitch who has annoyed me so much there claimed to have a toothache, so she whined on in that voice and that bloody gibbersish for the best part of two hours easy. And I was the poor cunt next to it. Enrichment, my arse. Paid in since I Ieft school, kidneys fail due to childhood accident. So, you’d expect that I (and others) should have whatever treatment they need in peace, right?

    Wrong.

    They are like barnacles on a ship or locusts in a rice field. And one day the ship that is the UK will sink and the field will just be an empty patch of nothing.

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