Louis de Zoyza

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Good old British name. Recently given a whole life sentence ( should be hanged obviously) for shooting dead a police officer in a Croydon (foreign country these days) police station.
Now Louis was arrested for suspicion of burglary, handcuffed and taken to the Cop Shop. You’d think a cunt like that would be searched throughly wouldn’t you? But, because we’re so scared of upsetting the w*gs that didn’t happen.
Subsequently our victimised hero managed to extract his weapon and shoot some poor cunt dead.
I didn’t notice the media screaming about this because, of course the dead bloke wasn’t effnick or gay. In fact the copper originated from New Zealand, who oppressed the Maoris for centuries, the fucking white supremacists!
You see?…….you can run but you can’t hide.

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Nominated by Freddie the Frog. Link kindly provided by Barry zuckercunt.

63 thoughts on “Louis de Zoyza”

    • Looks like an alternative comedian. Would not be out of place on ‘Live at the Apollo’ or a shit game show with that round headed cunt Darren O’Brain.

      • or that other platform for comedians who can’t hold an audience, House of Games.

  2. An HMRC data analyst eh?
    At least the Wanker got a full life sentence.
    I can’t believe the met officers didn’t spot he had a gun under his arm when they arrested him.

  3. The stupid cunt also managed to shoot himself which will require round the clock medical treatment. Considering he could live another 60 years this will be millions. Anyone on a waiting list for a operation or treatment will just have to suck it up.

    • I’ve never understood LL why when the murderer shoot’s themselves in the head or slits their throat etc, they aren’t just left to die, just seems pointless keeping the cunts alive!

      • Suicide was once a crime. Why didn’t they leave it as it was. They’ve already sentence themselves to death.

  4. the police trumpeted at the time that there would be no more gun crime when the government banned legal held hand guns. the utter cunts

      • I wouldn’t disagree Ron, but having worked on police sites I’m of the opinion that most coppers want to do the job properly and do their best to do so. As for the ones in there who are corrupt, well like the problem of the dinghy riders if the political will were there it could be fixed. If the general public had seen some of the stuff I have seen with the dross brought into the custody suites in the early hours they would cut the police a bit more slack. Some of the clients they have in and whom they treat civilly I would have taken down to the river and held their heads under until the bubbles stopped.

      • Thanks DCI and welcome back! Are you in distant parts then? Keep in touch, we’ve missed you.

    • The police are always trumpeting, usually after a kebab or curry on the way to a crime scene.

      Useless fat cunts.

  5. Now I thought the displaying of golly ŵ@ĝs were banned..

    Different rules for the police..

  6. When I was working I visited Croydon nick. Striking thing to me was that it was like a fucking fortress, bars on the main entrance which would have stopped a ram raid in a thirty-tonner. The nicks in the infested parts of London were not as secure.

    • I went down to the Croydon Stalag to identify suspects due to an assault on my person. Fucking joke. After being body searched and scanned I was locked into a small windowless room with a TV screen. They then “rolled the sequence” as it were and I was shown remotely mugshot stills of various miscreant cunts.
      If I wanted to take a second look I had to ask the remote operator to replay the whole sequence. Needless to say there was not a chance in hell of picking the right cunt out. No proper shading or 3D, not a chance of a sniff at a real cunt. Total joke. Reduced to some cheapo video game with no sound effects. Played the game by picking a random cunt who looked like my neighbour then fucking off.
      Needless to say the whole shebang was a privatized effort without a real copper in sight. All run by private guards in the employ off – and you guessed it, G4S.

  7. Obviously I’d like to see the cunt dangle at the end of a rope..

    That will never happen in Soft As Shit Britain but for fucks sake how the fuck did they miss a hidden firearm?

    I suspect the coppers are shy of searching these foreign cunts in case of De Raycisms…or they simply fucked up and a colleague ended up dead.

    None of that changes the fact another disgusting foreign rat has committed yet another outrage and will cost us millions to keep.

    Oh fuck it,bring back Parole via burning at the Stake.

    • Kiwis, Saffas and Ausies aren’t really foreigners.

      They drive on the correct side of the road and speak God’s own language, badly.

      • In that vein Odin, in 2019 in Broadcasting House I had a conversation with a young woman from New Zealand who was working for the BBC. In my naivete I was surprised when she told me she would shortly have to leave the UK when her work visa expired. I suppose I was in a mindset where Kiwis were just Brits like me who happened to be on the other side of the world. I think what contributed to my outdated belief was the fact that I worked with many, mostly young people from South Africa, Australia and New Zealand and a universal caracteristic was a work ethic, they all thought that they had to earn their living. Yet now we are accommodating tens of thousands of people who wash up on the beaches with no English, no papers, no work ethic and a view of how to run society which would have appeared hard line in medieval times.

      • Indeed Arfur, I worked with a lovely lady from Rhodesia in the middle east around ’94.

        She came over to England to find work and outstayed her visa. apparently the fine was something poxy like £6 per day.

        Unfortunately her family’s farm mysteriously burned down and all of the farm equipment ruined, so she had no home to go back to.

        She tried to plead her case through the usual channels and was ordered to leave, which she did.

        I heard a few years later that she had been murdered while back in Zimbabwe.

        Should have married her to get her that visa.
        She was one of the loveliest, sweetest human beings I have ever encountered.

        RIP Natalie. x

      • That’s a sad story Odin.

        And it’s one that boils my piss.

        The one’s that should be sent back are allowed to stay.

        And the one’s that should be allowed to stay are kicked out.

        What an utter fucking balls up.

        Meanwhile, in Pakistan, they’re indulging in a spot of church burning.

        The smelly medieval cunts.

        Something has to give.

        Sorry about your friend.

        What’s happened in Rhodesia is a tragedy.

        Good afternoon.

      • ‘I worked with many, mostly young people from South Africa, Australia and New Zealand and a universal caracteristic was…’

        Laughing at us during the rugby?

  9. It’s sad that a policeman got shot and killed.

    If I remember correctly Croydon nick is very high security and is one of the places where they take terrorist suspects.

    How fucking stupid do you have to be to not search a suspect at the point of arrest?

    What if he would have had semtex or some other kind of explosive on him?

    I suppose lessons will be learned.

  10. This one was kept nice and quiet by the msm. I can’t think why.
    Cop killings usually encourage the full vitriol of the media, but I would imagine that up until his trial, this piece of shit was referred to simply as ‘a man’.
    The victims family say that officers present that night carry an unnecessary burden of guilt. They did nothing wrong.
    I’d say they are unnecessary graceful in that assessment.
    If they’d searched him properly, having already found ammunition, the copper would still be alive.
    When we had a real police force, you wouldn’t have hidden a gram of coke in your armpit, let alone a shooter, without it being discovered.
    But never mind. At least this vile specimen didn’t have his yuman rights violated by the indignity of a proper search.
    Diversity is our weakness.

    • The MSM kept very quiet indeed.

      Apart from vigils both the UK and New Zealand, attended by the likes of the Mayor of London, and tweets from the Kiwi PM, visits from diplomats and all the coverage on the telly and in the papers, it was all very quiet indeed.

      P.s. they named the cunt with the gun three years ago.

  11. Fuck me, that cunt has eyes like fried eggs. The police slipped up big time. I’ve been into pubs who take security more seriously where they served beer in a plastic cup so you couldn’t launch pint glasses into peoples grids yet this useless sack of sand can just waltz into a fucking police station locked and loaded? The bill might need a refresher on situational awareness. Probably too busy checking their phones for “hate speech” on social media while this clown casually pulled out a shooter right under their noses.

  12. Morning all. Hope all are well. Back from my 3 month sabbatical. First post I’ve looked at and all I can say is this cunt looks like the Golly that my Nan used to have in her kitchen

  13. I remember seeing one of those met police recruitment posters back in the eighties which should have read….

    If you can read this advert
    You could be a police officer

    But some wag had crossed out the second line and added….

    You’re over qualified
    Sorry. Met Police

    Pretty fucking apt nowadays.

  14. Morning all. Hope all are well. Back from my 3 month sabbatical. First post I’ve looked at and all I can say is this cunt looks like the toy off the Robertsons marmalade jar that my Nan used to have in her kitchen

  15. Shake a leg (or a corpse) Parkinson nabbed by Cuntalugs
    My new list:
    Vanessa Redgrave
    Johnny Mathis
    Henry Kissinger
    James Whale
    Dick Van Dyke

    • I always thought Parkinson was an arse-licking cunt. He may as well just sucked off beckham.

      • I thought that too. Particular in his later ITV incarnation.
        “That leads us on nicely to my next question”
        Of course it does, it’s fucking rehearsed.

    • Despite my wide social connections established over many years of grovelling I have not met Parky or indeed anyone who liked him. He never had the clout of one of the big American chat show hosts but hankered after the same guests. As ever if they wanted to flog a book or a film they were in “their people” talked to “his people” and a deal was struck.
      Played the warm voiced Yorkshireman to the hilt and did play a little cricket but contacts tell me he in life he was as hard as nails but maybe not as stiff as he is now.

  16. Louis de Zoyza?

    So that’s what has happened to largely unfunny cunt in a mankini Sacha Baron Cohen

    • Hope that this is your correct prison number CQB 241 but thank you for the link to some useful ideas for ISAAC avatars and general letterheads. Now doing a deep virus scan of my computer.

  19. I just don’t get this over protection, treading on eggshells approach with non whites? Where did it all start? Why are they treated differently to the ethnic white population? Do they think the ethnics say to each other “What a jolly good people those white Brits are. Splendid”. They couldn’t give a flying fuck about us or the wokes. The wokes want it every which way but loose but tie themselves in knots. They are the most racist bastards going, a contempt for white people that has no end. The wokes didn’t pull the trigger that killed this copper but they sure as hell gave him the opportunity with their softly softly mantra of treating them as untouchable.

  20. I wonder how heavily this would have featured on the BBC if it had been a white prisoner and a black copper ?

    Asking for a friend

    • Or perish the thought a trans women with full toy shop and beard.
      Public holiday and five months official mourning minimum.

  21. Maybe they were more concerned about keeping two metres away from him than searching him,daft cunts.
    How do you draw a weapon when your hands are cuffed BEHIND your back ?.
    I could only just scratch my arse !.

  22. This cunt should be hung. I’ve offered my services to Home office and await reply.
    If anyone gets the chance push the trap release lever not pull. The rate we are going there will be more bang to right killers costing us millions than fucking dingy riders holed up in new houses and four star hotels.

    • I thought it was Ali G doing a Prince pisstake.

      Is it coz I is a prison cunt dat ma arse look liiike a raspberry beret.

  24. Well can’t say I’ve much sympathy a vast majority of coppers are arseholes who don’t do their job properly anyway just because it’s bitten them on the arse this time so what? Just a shame he didn’t take a few more out at the same time, well one things for sure though bet they won’t be “losing” the footage of this incident like they are so fond of doing with other members of the public

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