Wild fires are great aren’t they?
Dead easy to do, spectacular results and keep you warm.
Cheap lighter and a rag,
Your away.🔥🔥🔥👍
Now, the woke media are blaming climate change!!
But the fires in Rhodes were started by arson.
Gas bottles.
Now Corfu is on fire
Saying Crete might go up too?
Serbia has a fire
Tunisia has one
It’s like a new fashion?
But it isn’t climate change.
It’s arson.
It’s man made climate change insofar as some dozy cunts BBQ was left to get out of control.
Anyway fuck em.
No fires here.
Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt
I’ve been to Greece.
It was rubbish.
Hot too.
They had wild fires then suspiciously enough.
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Didn’t Dick get deported from Greece? Drunk and disorderly in charge of a box of matches.
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maybe it’s your dazzling personality mis, either that or you subconsciously think the fire brigade have to much time on their hands.
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In Greece at the moment.
Absolutely fucking lovely.
Fuck the Bbc and Sky.
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As I may have mentioned, Mrs Odin and I shall be fucking off to live on a small volcanic island in the Atlantic in the near future.
Forest fires are reasonably common and the local volunteer fire fighters usually get these put out in a matter of hours, before any real damage is done.
The causes are usually arson by German or Polish tourists, carelessly discarded cigarette butts (tourists), barbecues that have not been properly extinguished (tourists again) and occasionally lightning strikes.
The difference is that the locals know their island and will assist the firefighters to tackle the blaze, showing them where nearby irrigation tanks, rivers and pools are.
Contrast this with the Bubble n squeaks, who whore their islands out to a veritable chavalanche of council estate vermin, spend most of their time sleeping, on strike, fiddling their taxes on a national scale, trying to get into the knickers off pissed up scousers or just being miserable, lazy sour faced cunts.
Perhaps if they built a firewall of illegal immigrants, instead of dreaming up new tax evasion methods and going cap in hand to the EU every five minutes I might have some sympathy.
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Hopefully not the one that has a huge crack running along it that could lead to a landslide and tsunami.
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No Cuntamous, not that one.
You’re not thinking of Gemma Collins’ arse again, are you?
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Please, Odin, not during dinner.
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St Helena?
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Seriously tempting, Geordie.
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In reality it’s probably a mix of both
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They’ve all got it arse about face.
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I had fish n chips for tea every night.
I can proudly say I never ate their crappy food
never learnt a single word of Greek,
and when asked if I liked their country said I’m missing home😁
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That was in reply to Barry about my trip to Greece.
Dunno why it ended up here?
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Eat sausage, egg and chips while in Spain. It baffles the locals.
trolling with food, it’s the new British way of saying ‘We’re here”.
Interesting one of the hardest countries to do that is the US, although there’s some pubs in LA and a few shopsvthat sell PG tips etc. for ex-pats.
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and in several pubs /barsn LA they show Champions League games. You get local hispanics and british ex pats in the film /TV industry filling the place for the ‘soccer’.
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The BBC history department are working on a new, groundbreaking programme…….
“The Crystal Palace Fire : Climate Change, Brexit or Trump?”
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It was lucky the black voluntary fire brigade was there Freddie or the whole of london would of gone up..
Ably led by Gary Lineker’s grandad..
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Or maybe Fenerbache fans started it after Zaha moved to Galatasaray…
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It’s a little known fact that the Greeks invented the threesome,it was the Romans that decided to add women..
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The Spartans were the worst. Whenever they went off to battle they took a load of young boys with them. Apparently a good bum orgy got them up for the fight. Dirty fucking Schofields.
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After battle they would go to the Ivy for wine and chips.
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I love the fact that after the idiots had shrieked ” climate change responsible for wildfires”, the Greek authorities said it was arson.
Here’s a tissue, wipe the egg of your face, you look ridiculous.
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Well feta late than never jp..
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I hear a plane went down over there and 2 poor sods got killed.
Fuck me! It’s Icarus all over again!
He was a Bubble wasn’t he?
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Fire bombing aircraft, clipped a tree, pilot lost control and collided with the hill side. Whilst my condolences go to the families of those killed, I found a subtle irony in the fire ball that erupted and the surrounding countryside that started burning post crash.
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Indeed. But the plane only crashed because of the CLIMATE CRISIS!!!!! in the first place. Everybody knows that.
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…… Wenger caused all the trouble.
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JSO are not only walking slowly like zombies, causing car emissions to go sky high, there are also a few pyromaniac amongst them. Hope their parents die and leave everything to the cats home.
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Yes, so do I.
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Burn baby burn…. Disco inferno.
Fuck em and the twats at the BBC, Sly News and the Waily Fail that keep pushing the tourist fire Armageddon heat bullshit.
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https://youtu.be/A_sY2rjxq6M
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Happy disco days….😁
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Those recent fires in France were heartwarming. Nothing to do with climate change obvs. Down to that cunt Macron’s psycho cops shooting kids at point blank range.
Most fires these days are down to lithium batteries in cars and scooters so I suppose in a way they are down to climate change!
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Here you go. Ha, ha, ha.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-66310280
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Australia has had fires for centuries.🔥
So how do the Greta fan club explain that one?
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Well it couldn’t have been the Abos cooking Roo meat over their camp fires could it? Whitey was to blame we all know that.
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Flaming galahs?
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Unkle Terry, you left the kleftiko oven on.
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Unless it’s on the Finsbury Park mosque or the homes of wiggers.
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Soon they’ll revise history and say Grenfell was caused by climate change, exacerbated by the shoddy building work of de white deveel.
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