Iris Jones

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who saw this coming eh? see link below.

Her revelations crossed the bounds of decency and the outcome was entirely predictable.

Vulnerable OAP that was taken for a ride (quite brutally by her accounts but she seemed to enjoy it), or somebody that has aided and abetted an ambitious young man gaining entry to the UK. the story is somewhat lacking in details but I wonder where he us now?

Over to you dear cunters.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Cunter S Thompson.

116 thoughts on “Iris Jones”

  2. The problem is, Iris you dozy cunt, if you don’t divorce the twat, he’s going to inherit your estate, when you kipper.

    Which looks like anytime soon, from here.

    Just like toddlers have no judgement , they don’t consider the implications of marrying someone less than half their age, do they?

    • Fancy being Iris’s toy boy JP?

      You’d be putty in her gnarled arthritis riddled old hands.

      • I wonder if the fanny of a lady of that age is as unlubed as her backside?
        I must investigate some GILF porn.

      • Get in there JP 💪💪
        Life’s short.

        And by her own admission she bangs like a shithouse door.

        Get in quick before David Hunter gets in first

      • Oh, yuck no. Like mounting a skeleton.

        I’m quite a looker, even though I’m nearly 70, cheekbones like knife blades.

        I wouldn’t be seen dead with on old groaner like that! A handsome widow, in her 50’s, with a bit of flesh on her bones, that’s what suits me.

      • I might have considered it before she became a sandshark. I’ve heard of burning the coal but this was crude Arab oil.

    • Lol

      Whenever there is a bit of degeneracy to be had Mr Cunt Engines name is always in the mix.

      From his post above I would guess he is currently looking at some 80yo balloon knot.

  6. Frankly he lowers the tone of this site LL.

    I’ll be politely discussing Victorian religious poetry with Miles and he’ll try to show me a clip of someone with a cleft palate performing fellatio on a horse.

    He’s got no finesse or decorum.
    Not like us.

    Probably from a broken home?

    • Indeed Miserable.

      Can you imagine the filth he must have written (and drawn) on the walls of the school cubicles?

    • “Victorian religious poetry”

      I’ve just snorted a gobful of wine, I though I was going to die, I couldn’t breath, like the fish, who are dying.

    • Thomas is a class act. We call him Kirk, he boldly goes where no man wanted to go before.

      Some may think he’s perverse and depraved when in fact he is a man with no fear (and questionable eye sight.)

      Raise a glass to the romantic adventures of TTCE and his special tastes.

      • Evening SV…sometimes I like to imagine what my ISAC compadres look like in my warped mind’s eye.
        Randomly, you’ve been presented to me as Mr Bronson from Grange Hill.
        I wonder if Mr Bronson ever got to bum Danny Kendall?

      • Thomas@

        That Danny Kendal ?
        Had a massive head to body ratio didn’t he?

        Don’t think he was actually a kid,
        Think maybe he was a midget?

        A badly behaved midget .

      • Yes, that’s the fellow, MNC.
        Mr Bronson had a thing for bumming the physically unfortunate boys, hence why he was after Danny Kendall.
        Mr Bronson had already had his way with Ro-land Browning, who tried to fight back until Gripper Stebson held him down.
        I believe Mr Bronson got his way with Danny in the end after plying him with some of Zammo McGuire’s heroin.

      • Indeed…in the 80’s, the only 2 scousers to have a job were Ziggy and ginger singing beast Sonia.

      • And here’s to you mr Robson.
        Gripper loves you more than you will know.
        Whoa Whoa Whoa.

      • Evening BZ…I do hope the guy who played Gripper Stebson turned out to be a bullying arsehole in real life! Bullying fat blokes with thick glasses for their lunch money.

      • Weirdly for a jock he played Hitler 5 times and heinrich himmler 3 times in his career..

        Make of that what you want?

    • Yeah I can imagine Katie reeling in a few young Mohammeds when she gets to that age. Mind you by that time they won’t need to marry some raddled old trout…..they’ll be running the fucking country. The United British Emirates.

      • Actually, if it were the UBE, Freddie, then she’s more likely to be stoned to death, after spending 18 months in jail and being sagged 7 ways sideways every day.

        One can only hope.

        I, for one, will wear a full moving tent, complete with mesh eyeguard, yes, I know the wimminz wear that, what better disguise? Certainly don’t want to be identified as a white native Brit.

      • She would be pardoned by harvey, the new caliph of the UBE.

        The most intelligent and handsome Muslim that ever lived.

  9. We used to have this peaceful cunt at our gym, massive ego lifter .

    We used to call him Mustafa Protein Sheikh

    Cunt didn’t have much of a sense of humour

  11. I’m not buying any of her home made scones at the church fete.

    The dirty beggar.

    Mohamed probably got fed up having to apply her Dry Itchy Cunt Cream, three times a day.

    Probably gone back to fucking camels and disabled, street kids.

    The filthy fucking A-rab.

    As for Cunt Engine, he’s probably in a masturbatory induced coma now, with an orange in his gob, a video of two 90 year old broads scissoring, in glorious 4k HD playing on an endless loop on his laptop.

    Dirty boy.

  13. Silly old slapper.
    It’s damn obvious that these camel fuckers marry western women to escape their fly-ridden arab shitholes.

  14. Reminds me of ‘Young man!’ on Harry Enfield, the dirty old goat.

    She got a cat did she? Well I hope it was old, because does she understand how long spoilt cats can live. My mum’s spoilt to fuck cat died recently. 21 she was.

    She going to live go 104 then?

    Stupid fucker. Mind, she’ll probably shove the poor fucker up her twat anyway when she gets randy watching Poldark one night.

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