Now I’ve seen everything.
From some deluded twat in Japan, who spent £1000’s on a Lassie dog costume, to some gimboid whose turned her face into a scary mask by tattooing it over and over, and strangely enough has been banned from her local pub and school, can’t get a job, I wonder why?
Then, this. Fucking hell. A pet bed for humans. How low can you go?
Don’t know about you lot, but I just flake on the sofa, that’s the proper place to rest your eyes after lunch, not a fucking pet bed on the floor.
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
Presumably this is intended for the Welsh market?
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I’d like one of those JP.
I could have a nap in the back of the van.
Although I also drink from puddles.
Anyone thinking of buying one the site is flagged as dodgy.
So avoid.
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Drinking out of Puddles?
This is where you and I differ, Mis.
I have evolved to eat out of bowls. 😁
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I wouldn’t mind one myself for the slow days at work or too hungover to function, plenty of places to hide. I’ll take your advice though Mis and wait till it’s available at Bunnings or City farmers. My infamous slumber farts should keep the curious at bay.
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I would imagine HMG have bought fifty thousand of the fuckers for all the architects floating over the Channel who are used to sleeping on the floor.
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A big pile of asbestos and fiberglass insulation is to good for those rats..
Oh and add a few hundred broken filament bulbs..
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Why not just go and have an afternoon snooze on the bed? I can see some people buying this for a fad, using it once, then spending the rest of the time trying not to fall over it before taking it to the tip.
Morning all.
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Excellent idea Ron. My 2 Labs always come up with me. They have kipped on the end of the bed (previously on a concrete floor at a vile puppy farm) since we have had them, so it might be an idea to get one of these so I can share their bed.
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The dogs upstairs sat up in bed, demanding his Chappie.
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Pets don’t need fucking beds anyway. Cats and dogs can find the warmest, most comfortable spot by themselves and don’t need soppy fucking humans to provide it for them. This is all part of the pooferyfication of society. Even pets are treated like soft gays who need to be looked after. Pathetic.
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The government pays handsomely for taking in Ukrainians.
I bet we could get ten of the fuckers in our spare room?
Rather than expensive beds and mattresses these pet beds would increase profit!
We could start a puppy farm for Ukrainians!
£££
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I’ll take two blonde busty field maidens please.
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Shack@
Keep them on their toes by having the curtains drawn 24/7 and letting off fireworks every night whilst muttering
” Bloody Russians are getting nearer”…
😄
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Get some old chest freezers and line them with a duvet, pack those Ukies in tight.
‘Yeah, 36 of them in the garage… couldn’t believe it myself’.
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My old boxer dog was a soft gay. He used to leap up at lads in shorts.
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Why is your dog wearing shorts?
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To accentuate his buttocks when mincing along the seafront in Kemptown, Brighton.
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Yes Freddie, my dog and cat don’t have beds as such.
They have fleece blankets chucked on the sofas, that they can arrange to suit theirselves.
Neither of them comes upstairs, although they would be welcome, they don’t like it.
I have to sleep downstairs, during 5th November month.
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I sleep in a nest on the chimney of my house – what WAS my house.
I now fly around the streets pecking at the bins and shitting on the old smokers outside the grotty pubs.
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Our bed is handmade.
Just thought you should know.
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Does it match the country cream gates?
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No, it’s just your regular beeswaxed seasoned timber picked from a private member’s only forest.
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You mean nicked, don’t you?
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You will also have a pocket sprung mattress like me, I take it ?
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Not quite.
Ours is super king-size.
I wouldnt be seen dead in a double bed.😁
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Once you slightly bend a pocket sprung, its dead. You have to sling it out. Just thought you’d like to know.
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Bet it was it steeped in angel piss for it to mature. Only joking.
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Handmade.. by dooshkas.
In that case i’ll head down the tip and see what people are throwing out.
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MNC, I worry about your “super king size”… You don’t want to wake up one day and find a tasteful poker work sign stating “Queen Camilla of the Cotswolds slept in this bed, also drugged MNC and pegged him.”… with last night’s date.
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Those cunts sleep in coffins in the bowels of Buck Palace.
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The Nippon’s are like that. They have small overnight stays for businessmen who wish to sleep in a matchbox.
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Probably something kinky to it Sammy?
They’re like that your Japs.
Filthy little bastards
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Worn schoolgirl pants in matchboxes – apparently the Nips are well into that.
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Aye.
For some bizarre reason, most Jap filth on xhamster seems to 35 year old Japanese women dressed as schoolgirls having a piss.
Erm allegedly.
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Oh they love a bit of piss Japs.
Can’t get a throb on without writhing in a puddle of piss your average jap.
They piss the bed on purpose too.
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Mis, the Nissan friendee was built by Nissan for their reps to sleep in. Saved themselves a fortune on hotel reservations.
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Yeah they are tightfisted.
Fuckin shed to sleep in.
The ambassador to the UK probably has a upmarket greenhouse as accommodation.
Or a large portaloo
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soiled knickers in vending machines for the wanking salaryman.
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I don’t see the point of Japanese porn when anything interesting is blurred. I might as well watch the woman down the road through her frosted bathroom window.
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A Japanese futon would be ideal for your back problems, Mis. I slept on one for years, until I decided on Warren Evans the expert bed manufacturers, plus the pocket sprung mattress. Never looked back.
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I wouldn’t like anything jap Sammy.
I don’t trust them.
I broke our original bed😁
Missus had conniptions!
Snapped it flopping down too hard after work.
She bought another from Argos ®
It lasted a fortnight.
I went straight through the bag of shite.
Destroying it.
She made me buy the next one.
I had it made by this bloke in Pot Shrigley.
Heavy timbers like railway sleepers.
It’ll outlive me and the missus.
I can walk on it and it doesn’t bend!
( I’m 6ft 7 an over 20 stone)
I like to get my money’s worth
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Pot Shigley? My mate got married there never seen it in print before.
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Shrigley!!
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Well there you are Mis. Must’ve had to assemble the bed piece by piece, or was it like a grand pianoforte, transported through the bedroom window. To support your weight, it is an immoveable object that will last forever.
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Don’t be daft, Sammy.
He just had a section of the roof removed, lowered in by crane.
Mis has mates.
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The Japs like those big pillows with pictures of schoolgirls on.
Dakimakura
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakimakura
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Oh aye. Those the ones with the holes in them as well for giving a good rogering too?
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Sleeping in fucking pet beds…let Rex Heuermann sort em out.
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I would imagine if you have a pet human this would be just the job…!
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You must admit they DO look comfy!!
Lightweight, so easy to move.
I’d like one in the back of the van.
That single mattress is looking a bit threadbare.
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They do look comfy, but I’m not a dog, or a cat, so no to a pet bed from the Priest.
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Behave, this is ridiculous, but I’d cuddle up to the chick in the pic, doggy style.
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Woof woof
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More Infantilisation. Onesies, ‘sleeps’, adults going to the cinema to watch cartoons, childish lyrics in pop songs, safe spaces, women talking like babies to get free stuff, dog filters on phones, forty somethings throwing tantrums in McDonalds, and now this shit.
Where’s my fucking chainsaw?
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What riles me beyond belief is when I see chavvy adult girls, wandering around in PJ’s, wearing socks with fluffy sliders and sporting fake Camel eyelashes, with their head in a phone and fingernails that would make Freddy Kruger proud.
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Yeah, not sure I’d be keen on a handjob from Edwina Scissorhands.
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Taking their kids to school.
The kids are ” Mummy, mummy!”
And Mummy is, I’m busy, don’t bother me.
Fucking wonder why they end up as thugs and druggies!
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Is it authentic though? Unless it contains lots of dog hair, de-fluffed tennis balls, bonio crumbs, bits of stick, half eaten hide chews and stinks of dog I’m not interested.
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Advice: Be careful if you a water bed – you & your bed-mate may drift apart.
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Where’s J.R. Cuntley when you need him?
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He threw a strop over jokes about the submarine that imploded.
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He thinks we are all cunts now. Sort of begs the question of what he thought we were before the Titanic submersible thread. Shining examples of moral virtue I can only assume.
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It’s probably the price that JPs going on about in this nom.
He is a son of Abraham.
We should treat him!
Have a whip round.
He could lay in his pet bed with his little dogs licking him while listening to Etta James.
He’s be the happiest man in Sheffield!👍*
I’ll chuck in a tenner.
Anyone else?
* This charitable act is for JP only.
Anyone else can buy their own fuckin dogbed.
You cheeky cunt.
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I have £1.33p on me.
Do you reckon it come with the young woman or does JP have to pay extra for his own Nip?
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I’m touched, I really am.
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Shouldn’t there be a little saucer of milk beside her..
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The one in the picture looks really comfy and I wouldn’t mind sharing. I imagine her lying on her left side with her arse to the fire, thrusting against me to escape the heat.
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If you added a rubber sheet to the order, it could be used as a “paddling pool… ahem!!
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Splendid, HBH.
That’s the kind of innovative thinking we need!
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Tbh that looks quite comfortable and something I could keep warm in during the freezing winter. If I was 20 again, in my own place and too skint to buy a sofa, I might be tempted! However, my inner Hyacinth Bucket says it’s too big and ugly to have on display should someone visit.
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The insanity is accelerating, as is the demise of the West, as it disappears up its own collective arsehole with this decadent “woke” shite. Better start learning Mandarin or reading the Koran, because the cunt we ostensibly have in charge, nor the fucking police, won’t be doing anything to stop this lunacy.
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Thanks OP ordered one along with my new latex dalmatian suit.
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