A steaming litter tray nomination for the fucked-up teacher from Rye College, East Sussex, who called a pupil ‘despicable’ said ‘belonged in an asylum’ and threatened to notify a senior staff member all because the pupil didn’t think other pupils should identity as… CATS.
I know teaching can be stressful, and sometimes you humour kids (like a little chap next door to the house I was working on about ten years ago who went around his garden barking and saying he was a bulldog for a few days), but you really have to wonder if you’ve lost the fucking plot if you start getting angry because a teenager doesnt believe another is a cat.
Rye College isn’t far from my neck of the woods, and I might be more concerned if Brighton – the UK’s answer to San Francisco in many ways and home of genderquare shithousing – wasn”t between us.
I wonder where the teacher learned about Cat being a gender rather than from the felid family in the mammalian class.
Perhaps she’d been ‘on a course’ similiar to the one attended by the Humberside PC who needed to check Harry Miller’s thinking on trans issues was correct.
She may have attended an avante-garde street performance of Cats! in Brighton (featuring an incognito Steven Berkhoff) and fallen in love with Rumpleteaser
I’m not sure what my brother and sister-in-law plan to do for their children.
Right now Japan looks pretty good.
Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.
More on this topic from Double 0 cunt below
Rye College East Sussex
We all jest about identifying as a postbox (or Holly Willoughbys bra) but it would seem crazyness is being taking seriously.
Rye College (They were called schools in my day) in East Sussex thinks its acceptable for a pupil to identify as a cat and unbelievably answer questions with a meow. When another pupil questioned this they were shouted down by a teacher as the cat cried, can cats cry? Seems like one of the more obscure episodes of the twilight zone.
How far down the rabbit hole are we going to go?
Maybe the teacher was secretly identifying as a duck when she said what she said.
https://youtu.be/Kq8F8PeDBOU
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That would be a good way of getting out of schoolwork.
‘I identify as a sloth’.
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If so Miles she’s quackers
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Send her the bill.
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https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/06/dead-duck-day-marks-that-time-a-scientist-witnessed-gay-duck-necrophilia/
True story…
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I take it this excuse of a teacher hasn’t been named and shamed..
Worthless bitch trying doing the job you are paid for..
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Yeah she was named via Turning Point UK on Twitter. They referred to material released by Rye College themselves when people accused them of doxxing her. I relented from naming her in my nom, but it’s out there.
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Heard the actual recording of this conversation.
The pupil who was insulted appeared to be far more mature than the teacher, who sounded like a right officious woke prick.
Isn’t there some form of investigation underway into this matter? The teacher needs a good talking to imo.
Afternoon all.
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i’m not too hopeful. the college and the trust it’s part of seem up to their swivelling eyeballs in progressive mantras and DEI bullshit.
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Afternoon, Mr. Knee.
My phone autocorrects “kicking” to “talking to” too…
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Afternoon Ms Snockers.
Er, I assume it is ‘Ms’, and that you don’t ‘identify’ as a tiger or something.
Apologies if I’m wrong.
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The girl was right, sound thinking and reasoning. Thank god there are still some young people who have a firm grasp of biology.
You were born with a pussy? Then you’re a female not a fucking cat, goldfish, leprechaun or male.
The teacher and Rye College are a proper set of cunts.
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When are idiots like this going to cop on that the children identifying as dinosaurs and cats are taking the piss?
If I were the head I’d tell the percents to withdraw them from school as they don’t have the ability to educate animals.
It’s a school, not a zoo or a circus.
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Parents, not percents, ffs.
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From the little I’ve heard about schools, zoos and circuses are precisely what they are.
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I recall seeing a story somewhere that claimed a student was identifying as a horse, and was being taken for a canter at lunchtime by teachers.
Don’t know if it’s true, but I can see it happening.
These kids really are taking the piss.
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They should take it to be serviced by a stallion, that’ll straighten the little twats thinking.
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At the very least geld and brand them
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Woke indoctrination of the people given the high responsibility for teaching our children has been par for the course for probably twenty years.
Those who don’t toe the line or are silly enough to try to make a stand for common sense are soon on a written warning and likely on the spiral towards getting the sack.
So you end up with total fucking lunacy as highlighted by this fine nomination.
Lavrentiy Beria looks on and smiles.
C U N T S.
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“Where did you get this idea from that there are only two genders?
Err….millions of years of human evolution.
When the kids themselves start to have their own opinions, think for themselves and question the woke gender dogma the reaction of the teacher is what you get. The whole point of controlling thought is not necessarily to get people to believe what they are told but to make them too scared to question it out loud.
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This is an example of the state of modern debate-
https://youtu.be/n_awsp7QZuE
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Shouldn’t they be in school?
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Barking Mad
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Shouldn’t they be in a fucking asylum?
Definite care in the community cases.
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The taking the piss out of the woke teacher seems to be getting more common. There are a few videos where entire classes erupt in laughter at the hopeless drivel being spouted. The thick, lying cunt teachers then get a bit nasty: the inner-bully is revealed.
One of the blokes I’ve worked with the last few years had to go into his daughters school to have words because she said she was being bullied by teachers over footwear making her feet sore.
The very evening of the visit the daughter was again berated by three teachers while the bloke parked the car after dropping her off. In that short time he’s walked into the classroom and found his daughter in tears, looked at the three teachers and exploded at them, ‘what the FUCK have you bastards said to her?!’
He nearly punched the only male teacher.
A lot of these people are a bit sick.
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Agreed, Cuntamus.
About 17 years ago as a younger lad, I got a summer job on the continent. In a Czech school just outside of Prague – basically like a teaching assistant for a bit of beer money in a summer school. Got to travel about, free accommodation, happy days.
Given how some of the kids were spoken to there, I’m convinced there’s a lot of hidden sadism/frustration amongst a lot of teachers. Utter bullies.
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“To stupid to answer any questions from the teacher? You are welcome at Rye College, just miaow when spoken too and you will be given top marks as you are a divergent personage. Also feel free to shut in a sand box if toilets are confusing”
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Apparently schools also indulge kids who think they’re a horse or the moon.
Am I the only one who smells a rat here? Only speaking for myself, but when I was at school ripping the piss out of authority figures was our favourite pastime. If teachers had openly invited ridicule like they do now, the class comedians would have happily obliged, ergo:
– Timmy identifies as the rag and bone man’s carthorse (yes, we still had them in those days) and insists the school provides a nosebag for him to eat his school dinner.
– Johnny identifies as a hamster and sleeps during the day, so the school must offer night lessons and a big wheel for him to run around in.
– Bobby thinks he’s a goat, so he eats anything and is always trying to escape.
The more you think about it, the possibilities are limitless. A Dalek? The planet Neptune? Julius Caesar? Come on kids, use your imagination, and specifically for the pupils of Rye College my advice is to identify as a dog, chase the ‘cat’ up a tree, bite the teacher and curl one out at the entrance to the staff common room. Woof woof!
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Superb!
Identify as a dog and spend hours in the classroom licking your balls!
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Not to mention rogering the teacher’s leg and demanding walkies twice a day.
Do the youngsters realise they have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to lampoon authority I wonder? They won’t get away with mocking an employer, the police or petty officialdom in adulthood.
Now’s your chance kids – don’t waste it and have fun!
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Timmy !what the fuck are you doing!get off that desk as Timmy curls out a big fat log ,then the girl who thinks she’s a cat strips off naked lies on the desk and starts cleaning her own pussy!classroom more like a fucking nuthouse
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Had a trainee teacher once. She asked if we wanted to be called by first or second names. We said ‘first’.
She had a list which featured initials but not first names. She wasn’t smart enough to write the first names down.
We changed our first names several times a lesson, resulting in one lad telling her he was called Leningrad as his grandfather was Russian.
He was forever known as Len; she quit teaching after the year.
I think we did her a kindness, she was too soft and dull to make it.
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Unless Cat Girl goes around naked, eats cat food, shits in people’s gardens, climbs trees, chases rodents and birds and lets herself get fucked by random tom cats then she is not really identifying as a cat very well.
She is a parody, doing just enough to amuse some and more that enough to enrage others.
Nothing cat like about that at all.
Cats have little intelligence.
Certainly not enough to pass a university degree.
If Cat Girl is obviously going to fail then her course should be stopped and she should be fucked off.
A sack and a river come to mind.
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She can piss and shit in my garden. I will be watching with a large box of tissues to hand.
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Mioaw.
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This item got a right going over by Julia Hartley brewer on Talk TV last week.
Mi fucking owwww….
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My favourite is the kid in a cape who identifies as a moon.🙂
Kids are proper little piss takers.
I would of loved this when I was a kid.
I’d of broken the woke lefty teacher within a week.
I’d not stop until they were in tears or been ‘ nutted off’ for health reasons.
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I’d like to be given a right going over by Julia H-B.
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If I were the parent of the girl I’d march into the classroom and say to this apology for a teacher ‘ I self identify as the principal of this college and I am sacking you for being a danger to students. You are to leave the premises at once’.
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Leave the premises? She’s had to leave the town, her whole family has. The backlash was swift and intense. No way her family should have had to go through that but those peddling these nonsense idealogies have to realise that the new t3rror tools of the left such as cancelling and doxxing etc can be turned against them at any time. I’m not saying thats a good thing by any means, on the contrary its only going to accelerate the division and inevitable collapse of society as we know it. The culture wars are a tool of division created by elites that are far removed from the consequences of it. They are loving all this. The most powerful group in the world (us, the people) tearing eachother to pieces instead of fetching our pitchforks and lanterns and marching on the castle.
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Her whole family has.
Good, that’ll teach her to open her fucking pie hole and spout a load of made up shite at the pupils she was there to educate, not indoctrinate.
Stupid cunt.
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‘Right, those who are identifying as cats today please raise your paw’.
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An amputee who was brought up by his single parent mother sued the school.
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I identified as a werwolf but I’m alright nawoooooooo.
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My school attendance used to be impeccable. Then I started being late occasionally and eventually stopped going altogether. That was because I identified as being a snail.
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It came about after being bullied. Assaulted actually.
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I once identified as a piglet but only for a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaak!
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Godammit! My last 2 post disappeared!
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It’s July 4th General, a bad day for the wokies. They’re probably tracking your on line activity. Be careful……and Fuck Joe Biden!
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Stop grovelling. Do you think he’s heard of St. George’s Day? Indeed, how many Englanders have heard of St George’s Day? I know it’s a forlorn hope but can we, our dis-United Kingdom, stop grovelling at the feet of Yankee-Doodle-Schoolchild-Slaughtering-Dandies?
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I hate to think what my boy is going to be exposed to by the time hes of school age.
When children cant challenge (reasonably) what they are being taught its a clear indicator that we live under an increasingly oppressive state.
The freeworld is becoming more like a myth now. You can get your fucking bank account shutdown for saying or liking things that a minority doesnt agree with! That is not a free society.
There is a fifth column working hard to disrupt and corrupt our culture and social structure. They create division where there was once unity. They are nothing more than disposable idiots for the globalists that want all free thinking people demoralised and apathetic to what will follow.
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‘yeah but if you ignore it the woke stuff doesnt exist’ – This site’s resident TDR sufferer.
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That school badge has a slave ship on it!
I hope the wokie cunts are aware of this the filthy colonialist, white supremacist fucking raaaaaaaaaaaay-sists!
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I thank Heaven that the Lass is too old to be brainwashed by these idiots, who should not only be sacked, but tied to a stake and burnt alive as a witch/warlock.
Equal opportunity, see, I’m all for it!
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I identify as a donkey. My pronouns are he/haw.
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I’m a sea sponge, answering to square/pants.
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My mate also identifies as a donkey.
I keep telling him that he haw he haw he ought to know better.
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I now identify as boring,my pronouns are ho/hum.
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Why is Markus Brigstocke identifying as a blacked up grinning Sunak ?
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I identify as bored to the back teeth with the whole kit and caboodle.
My pronouns are
Ho hum/ yawn
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Its a wonder this hasn’t also given us the screaming abdads.
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I still have faith in the youth, to get us out of this shit indoctrination
“Hey, Teacher, leave us kids alone”
Owoooooh, Owoooh, Arawooooh
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When I was at school, many years ago, we were taught that the dog was masculine, while the cat was feminine, This terminology was also commonplace in France just across the water from me. But over time this wording has all changed to keep up with “correctness.”
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When I was at school a dog was an ugly female and a cat was a cool fella.
So much for gender stereotypes, ha ha.
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“Cool for cats”
Unfortunately for me though, I was having to choose between the dogs mostly, happy days none the less MJB
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The nutter’s name is Donna Starkey.
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Anything to do with Ringo?
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Purrvert.
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