Today’s burning question is – does this unfortunate, though witless man have a normal marriage?. To put it bluntly, is Yvette Cooper a chick with a dick?. Admittedly it would be a micropenis, but he might have confused it with swollen pissflaps. I ask this question because yesterday poor old Ed really got his knickers in a twist when Professor Stock, formerly of Oxford, told roly-poly Ed that a man can’t become a woman, on a television interview:
Just a year ago the Balls son (what a wonderful invention turkey basters were!) got himself into trouble for heckling an Asian Conservative for saying the same thing.
I wonder if Eddy hopes to become an MP again as the TV career isn’t going well, as Starmer is also well known for believing that women can have a penis (or was it that men can have a cervix). Anyway, they believe it – or try to believe their unbelief, or hope that we will..
I’d like to leave both flabby faced cunts with a quotation from Simone De Bouvier “One is not born a woman, one becomes one”.(well, it was either her or a short sighted Rabbi) As a potty feminist she was a bit dopey on anatomy as well, so perhaps Balls and Starmer should join her in hell to discuss it.
Middle aged men pretending to be down with the kids makes them the biggest cunts of them all. As for poor old Balls, no wonder he has been a wanker all his life.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Ted Balls. Eddie Balls. Teddy Balls.
Ed again. Don’t like the the name as I’ve said before.
This time with Balls.
I wonder if he was called ‘Ballsy’ as a kid?
Not very ballsy caving to the transgender nonsense.
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This can’t was prancing about like a bellend on BBC’s The Wheel the other evening, which I caught a few minutes of
I had the thought what an absolute thunder cunt
This hasn’t changed my opinion
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Its hard to imagine Ed and Yvette snuggling up to each other in bed. Whispering sweet nothings.
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Another Blair apparatchik who should be executed Adam enemy of the state, along with his ghastly pixie-wife. Utter fucking scum.
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fck me autocorrect is a knut, ‘as a’, not fckng adam
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It all makes sense. Eddie was raised in Norwich, so he’s got 11 toes.
And when he was spying on his sister through the bathroom keyhole he caught a glimpse of her winkle as she got out of the bath.
Dirty boy.
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11 toes.. on each hand.
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The soppy cunt knows full well what biology,as part of nature,dictates in terms of what is male or female.
The strange part is why these politicians and others in the public view insist on tying themselves in knots over this very straightforward issue..
My default assumption,which seems to work wonderfully well,is that they are literal physical and moral cowards,too shit scared of their own shadow ( and the faceless mob of Twatter) to speak their true minds.
Possibly they might believe these idiotic woke theories to be true,in which case they aren’t fit to run a bath.
Greasy vermin in a degenerate cesspit.
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Didn’t we just do this?
Anyway, yeah he’s a cunt.
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He’s a megacunt who can’t be cunted enough.
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They don’t believe a word of it, they do what they’re told, what they are paid for, otherwise they get the David Kelly treatment, either literally, or career and prospects decimated. UK politics is utterly, totally corrupt.
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Ed balls the Walter cronkite of broadcast journalism.
Stick to dancing and buy your wife some tits.
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Dunno what she’s feeding him but the cunts swelled fit to bursting?
Unyet she stays slim,
Always with a boys haircut?
She’s lucky not to have been bummed senseless off Philip Schofield backstage at ITV.
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Maybe he was lucky not to have had intimate knowledge or that lezzer”s pixie pop-hole?
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Probably a diet consisting entirely of trans fats .
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Please explain why you can’t change sex for example a man becoming a woman, let me see, it’s impossible, biologically impossible you fucking imbecile.
Ed you are a cunt, goodbye
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I did notice that cooper kept a low profile at the last election, with her gob firmly shut on the Brexit issue. Once re-elected, gob wide open again with a whole range of opinions for the pond life to observe….cunt…!
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Not sure where I am on this on as the cunt got to dance with Katya on Strictly Cunt Dancing. I take my hat of to him as if it were me I don’t think I could have kept my dirty my hands to myself, they would have gone a wondering all over that little minx’s body…
God, heat and horn do not go together.
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Katya only got away without a length slipped up her as Yvette keeps Ed’s balls in her handbag. (allegedly)
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😂😂😂😂😂
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Best result of the night at the 2015 general election; Ed Balls political career down the shitter. Never met anyone who didn’t agree.
As for appearing on Saturday evening TV game shows, I don’t think I could live with having sunk so low. I would probably go stand on the railway line.
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It might be a long wait for a train, you’d have to wait for a strike to finish.
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A runway would do just as well. specially if it was a prop job. Lovely.
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Ed Balls is indeed a fucking wanker. I know two guys who play ukeles in some George Formby tribute thing. As it was on the idiot box, Balls had to get his ugly mug in. Pretended he was a life-long ukele player and all that shit. He’d never done it before and never since. Just spoilt an opportunity for those two guys who were real enthusiasts. What an utter cunt he is.
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What else would you expect from a man who’s former boss was at the forefront of causing instability in Iraq and then declared himself a world peace envoy.
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The Telegraph managed to get plenty of references into Tony Blair’s friendship with Berlusconi in the obituary and other articles today. Well done them even if they don’t have a pot to puss in.
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You called?
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The EU made him Middle East peace envoy.
The thick cunt didn’t even realise they were taking the piss.
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Is it true he only has one knacker and that’s why he’s known as Head the Ball ?
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Balls is a fucking incompetent knob rash.
Remember when he ordered the summary sacking of Sharon Shoesmith over the Baby P scandal? The daft cunt didn’t bother following UK employment law. Just thought he’d jump in with his gigantic wobbly Balls and make a complete fucking sausage of it.
Shoesmith sued for unfair dismissal and trousered a shit load of taxpayer’s compo.
Balls is a fucking cretin. Most suited to a ministerial role.
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Shoesmith is another one on the list, come the revolution.
I’d make her eat her money. In pound coins. All of it. Fckng whore.
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Ed Balls could have been included in the previous nom, fat slimy cunt that shows up uninvited and overstays his welcome.
Ultimately if people can decide what gender they are then none of us has a gender. The question people need to be asking the spineless politicians is. Are you the gender you identify as?
Intererviewer: ‘Ed Balls, are you a man?’
Ed: ‘Well Yes…..’
Interviewer: ‘How do you know you’re a man Ed?’
From that point on the interview should get interesting.
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He should know it’s because he no doubt has a cervix.
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“The question people need to be asking the spineless politicians is. Are you the gender you identify as?
Intererviewer: ‘Ed Balls, are you a man?’
Ed: ‘Well Yes…..’
Interviewer: ‘How do you know you’re a man Ed?’
From that point on the interview should get interesting.”
yup, that’s a good way to hoist them with their own petard, catch that blunted verbal spear they threw at you, turn it round, stick a barb on the end and throw the fucker right back.
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Perhaps he thinks we’re all descended from seahorses?
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An oleaginous tit with a thick cunt of a wife.
I saw that he tried to some disingenuous Louis Theroux job with the BBC to explore the American south with a smug grin on his fat chops. I wouldve tipped the locals off about what the BBC and labour MPs think of the white working class; pretty much in lock step with that two-faced CIA creep Barry O’bomber.
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Doesn’t that fuck cunts wife love waving a refugee welcome sign about on twatter.
I wonder if she has a room ready for the next west African stabby cunt.
Could help fatty lose some pounds getting chased around the garden.
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We had a picture of Ed Balls head on top of our Christmas tree in 2011.
Read into that what thou wilt.
Suffice to say we had a Labour supporter coming to dinner and hoped it would annoy him.
As things turned out he was merely confused.
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I don’t mind Ed Balls. At least he has a bit of a personality. Certainly better than Ed Davey, he looks like a doctor that enjoys fingering your bumhole.
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Another foreign born woligog with a history of violence on the rampage in Nottingham today.
Who the hell is in this country?
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Totally OT, but I can’t stop laughing.
https://www.tatler.com/article/the-duchess-of-kent-makes-rare-public-appearance-with-her-husband-the-duke-of-kent-on-62nd-wedding-anniversary
Oops!
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Shit, that is very very bad. Now I have to clean the projected stout off the fucking telly screen. Good one JP good one.
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Likes dressing the family up as the Von Trapps for cycling holidays around Bavaria apparently. Seems perfectly normal to me. Ffs….
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Politicians, the thought of being “down with the kids” fills me with absolute horror.
Obviously not cut out for the cut and bung of politics.
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Foreplay chez Balls-Cooper:
“Edward!. Take my Y Fronts down and suck my dick!”
Yes dear right away dear, will you fuck me with your strap-on?
(Authors note: even the incipient King of England is devoted to pegging – p@rvy bastard. He probably picked up the habit from “Mr” Jess Phillips)
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