Barmy Bullshit Corporation (BBC 86)

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Your patience, gentles all , for this is yet another cunting for the Barmy Bullshit Corporation, and I am sincerely sorry if you are already up to here with the crass wokery of this arse-alike outlet. Forgive me.

R4 Extra can still dredge up some decent programming, invariably more than 20 years old, and accompanied by dire warnings that the material may not be politically sanitised. I still listen to it, while hoping against hope that the quality will not decline further. Sure, sure…

I give you R4Xtra’s current production of Ibsen’s Dolls’ House. A respectable enough work of Great Literature, albeit written by a Norwegian cunt and available only in translation if you don’t speak Danish or Bokmål. Regarded as a feminist play (Ibsen denied this), it is lacking only one dimension. Guess what?

Well done you. It needs to be relocated to the British Raj, doesn’t it? With a scintillating cast of subcontinental heroes and European villains*:
Niru Indira Varma
Tom Toby Stephens
Mrs Lahiri Shaheen Khan
Kaushik Das Shiv Grewal
Uma Rani Moorthy
Dr Rank Conrad Nelson
Bob James Allen

* The characters’ names -except Dr Rank’s – have been changed to protect the wokeness.

So not content with fucking up our own culture the Bastard Bollocks Corporation is starting on the Nordics now? Jonas Gahr Støre, the Norwegian PM, needs to call in the British Ambassador for a thorough cunting with an axe.

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Nominated by Komodo

116 thoughts on “Barmy Bullshit Corporation (BBC 86)”

  1. The Brexit Bashing Caliphate need the DPRK treatment.

    Line up all those in charge and fire anti aircraft shells at them.

    Good afternoon.

    PS: Is Rolf still breathing?

    • Here’s a question.
      Bollywood is so called because it’s located in Bombay. But apparently the name Bombay is no longer acceptable – it has to be known as Mumbai now.
      So why hasn’t Bollywood been renamed Mollywood?

  3. To be honest I don’t suppose more than 2 dozen guardian readers have tuned in.

    And maybe Justin Welby while driving.
    Causing him to accelerate violently while hearing about the poor downtrodden indians..

    • Wokeby was fined £510 and got 3 points on his licence for doing 25mph in a 20mph zone in London last year.
      I suppose he can pay that from the CofE’s £8billion slush fund.

  5. If I was a black or Asian brit and I had a kid I would be telling them to get into the performing arts ASAP. They could pick up a role even if they went into an audition covered in fox shit.

  6. Stunning and brave.

    We need of this sort of stuff from the Beeb.

    Afternoon all.

  7. They are also remaking Hans Christian Anderson’s ‘The Princess and the Pea Doe’ and ‘The Facially Challenged Duckling’.

  8. These cunts make this shit because they can..and couldn’t care less if absolutely nobody watches it.

    An unaccountable organisation funded by a tax with menace behind it.

    Gas the cunts.

    • Boris was going to defund the Beeb,

      Until his loan off the head honcho.

      Then he went quiet.
      Never mentioned it again.

      Hahaha 😄
      The dodgy cunt!!

      • Aye MNC.

        The housing crisis (property/rental prices etc.) could be solved, but politicians of all persuasions get too much dosh from making the problem worse (shit loads of MPs are on the boards or are sponsored by property developers/building contractors.)

        Politicians say they’ll build 200k extra houses, but developers want to keep demand high (more dosh for those renting out/selling properties) so I wonder why we get untold gazillions of migrants every year?

        It’s all fucking deliberate. You scratch my back…

        Not one of those troughing cunts in parliament gives a shit about anyone else but themselves.

  9. A play by a Norwegian about India during the days of the Raj?

    What do they know about it?

    Stick to sucking on Rollmops you cheeky cunt.
    Hardly got a innocent history yourself ,
    Vikings were slavers and pirates.

    Besides most Indians realise that the Empire (❤️🇬🇧) brought them railways, medicine, job prospects,
    And greatly bettered the average Indian life.

    Ok, we had to kill a few.
    And that little speccy nappie wearing cunt Gandhi caused a few issues.

    Price worth paying in my book.

    Without the British Empire they’d still be running about with their arses hanging out worshipping god’s with 6 arms,
    And getting strangled off thuggees.

    3 cheers for the British Empire

    HURRAH
    HURRAH
    HURRAH 🇬🇧

    • The British Empire now mostly run by people of Asian descent? Now it makes sense, they are trying to keep the Asians running the county happy.

      Reruns of It ain’t arf hot mum would have worked don’t ya think? Mind your language would be good with Love thy Neighbour for the African contingent.

      Sorted with no need to slaughter Norwegian classics.

  10. Whenever the Bum Bandit Corporation are given a cunting, I’m always curious if the famous sculpture over Broadcasting House has been removed. As we know, its a work by Eric Gill whose claim to fame is fucking all his family, including their pet dog. What amuses me is that the dirty bastard left a whopping great clue to what he’d be up to. Subtlety wasn’t his claim to fame.

    • 86 fuckin times it’s been nommed.

      Hard to find anything new to say that hasn’t already been said.

      I’m starting to think some of you haven’t got a TV licence.
      Common criminals.

      It’s a disgrace.

      That nice Mr Lineker,
      Chris Packham, every sootie in London,
      All BBC employees.

      It’s them your stealing from!

      • Alexander Armstrong has been forced to start shopping in Waitrose and has had to rent out his modest chateau in Provence this summer.

        Its a disgrace.

      • Poor Alexander now can’t afford a perm.
        He’s having to use curlers made from the inside of bogrolls.

      • Tv license?
        Never heard of it.

        Gary Lineker doesn’t need the money, he is the face of uncle Ben’s rice.

      • Thanks for reminding me Mis. Are there anymore you and I can be chuffed about ?

      • Yes Sammy ,

        Poor Graham Norton and Vanessa feltz are having to share a big black rubber dildo.

        And that sports bloke with the chin,
        Clare Balding.
        He’s taking in the women’s footballers washing to make ends meet.
        Poor bloke.

      • Evening Opey👍

        You do?
        How come?

        If I’m honest he triggers me.
        Especially his singing.
        I’d happily drop a paving slab on his head.

        Not sure why I hate him so much?

        Just do.🙂

      • I hope that’s a double ended dildo and both end up stuck together for eternity.

      • He’s good on Pointless and doesn’t prattle on about politics Mis. These days that’s enough.

      • Mix’ you’ll have to fight Armstrong’s mate Osman first.
        We could televise it and sell it to ITV for a Saturday afternoon now that nobody really gives a fuck about football.

        Get Big Daddy’s grandson involved when he’s not playing Rugby.

    • Hells bells that Eric was a right filthy beast, diddling his kids and the fucking dog! With an affection for the filth if the cunt was alive now he would be the fucking chairman or a politician. Dirty filthy diddling bastard even if he was a fair sculptor, grind the fuckers down and make cesspits out of them.

      • They’re stuck to the side of Broadcasting house but for me it wouldnt be a problem if the lot went.

        People would rejoice like they did during the pulling down of the Berlin wall. They’d wave Union Jacks and England flags, and cook gammon hams while the grab lorries moved in to clear the mess. A posh vegan crawls out from the rubble and is force fed gammon and fray bentos pies.

  12. Radio 4 used to be my ‘go to’ station. That was when John Humphrys was still in the chair in the morning. But now it is utter woke shit all the fucking time.

    I now just dip in and out but whenever I do it’s always reports or intervieries or stories about LGBGT6MGB 2+2 coupe stuff or anti white, and peoples ‘struggles’ against ‘the system’ or persecution due to their ‘beliefs’ or ‘morals’ or ‘faith’

    Womens hour is now just a white male kicking excercise……and as for the 6.30pm comedy slots which I really used to enjoy…that has been made unfunny by employing ‘comedians’ just based on etnicity and gender..rather than how funy or interesting they are….the ‘new wave’ of young comedians think talking about their race or religion or sexuality is funny…no it fucking isn’t. It’s just propaganda dressed up in the name of comedy. And it’s because of you wokey cunts, there is nothing left to actually be funny about as you’ve got any opinion on it banned.

    It is now a shit wokefest.

    Don’t get me started on 5 live either with that asian racist simpering sensitive cunt Nihal Arthanayake…jesus fuck!!!

  14. The BBC doesn’t bother me, I totally ignore 99.9% of the shit that it spews forth.

  15. And also Ian Wright’s son is on match of the day this week, bit of woke nepotism for you there. And next week one of Gary’s imo lodgers will be on.

    • Least that’s some sort of black history!

      The BBC will dine out on that for years to come.

    • Every time I hear Ian Shight on that Pepsi radio advert (when the gobby treeswinger keeps shouitng ‘Bettah!’), I want to hit him with a wrecking ball.

      • OC

        Went to Chelsea at a time when they were a machine a bit like City are now. Couldn’t get many games career stagnated.

        He did ok when he came back though but was never the same exciting talent he was when he left.

        He kind of reminds me of a lot of wingers in that period of time who promised a lot but didn’t deliver much, Lennon, Walcott, Townsend…

      • The amount of talent they’ve killed Chelsea has a lot to answer for. Madueke will be the 2023 version of SWP if he ain’t careful.

      • OC

        Thanks to Chelsea’s disastrous transfer policy we’ve benefited by signing De Bruyne and more recently Ake who has been great this season

      • Chelsea got rid of Mo Salah too.

        They’d have swapped Messi for Peter Crouch.

      • Yeah, it’s nice to see Ake finally break into your starting XI. Looked like a top player at Bournemouth.

    • You mean Shaun Wright Philips? One of Man City’s ‘When they were shite’ players… Trouble is, they were shite for 36 years.

      • We were indeed, and that little cunt along with Kinky and Paul Lake were the only decent players I watched as a blue for about 40 years so cut him a little slack.

      • Wonder why it didn’t work out for him LG. The lad looked like he actually had potential.

      • Kinkladze was the business. Lake was the great white hope until his injury, and Paul Stewart was good during his brief Maine Road stay. Swales had a habit of selling any decent youth team players who broke through. My favourite blue side was the late 70s team with Barnes, Hartford, Royle, Kidd, Owen and Tueart. Even as a red, I found them a pleasure to watch.

        I missed the (in)famous 5-1 at your place in 89. I was in Valencia, Spain at a Stone Roses gig.

      • Swales was a cunt, Franny Lee wasn’t much better. Bernstein was ok. My dad used to take me to watch City and United growing up, whoever was at home that week. But I enjoyed it at Maine Road more, probably because United were shit in the 70s

    • Aye. Wrighty no doubt loves banging on about privilege.

      Both he and his son were recently pundits for a game on the telly.

      No privilege there of course.

  16. Some upcoming BBC productions –

    A Christmas Carol – relocated to Brussels with the “Ghost of Brexits Past” and Ebenezzer Farage who converts to Remaniacism after seeing the damage wrought by Brexit on Tiny Tit.

    Moby Dick – with a black Captain Ahab and his relentless quest to kill the Great White Whale (Donald Trump).

    Pride and Prejudice – Set in Africa. Eliza M’Bongo (played by Diane Abbott) becomes irresistibly attracted to the arrogant Mr Darcy Corbin’s left wing politics.

    Howards End – Adapted from EM Forster’s great novel, Howard from the Halifax bank adverts changes sex to marry self-centred banker, Mr Wilcox, and persuades him to change sex and colour.

    Etc, etc.

  17. It’s all too fucking shitty to believe. Thank fuck I don’t require to pay the beeb tax. Hope that I see it destroyed in my life time.

  18. So a town in Norway is transformed into a town in the British Raj. Well there are plenty of towns in this country which have turned into third world shitholes so the Brainwashing Bullshit Cunts are simply reflecting reality.

  19. I’m sure the majority on here are like myself and don’t pay the shit houses anything. There’s pleasure in it when getting something for nothing, when enjoying something you like, without worrying about paying for something you don’t agree upon.

  20. These demented cunts are beyond saving and beyond redemption. They claim to serve the British public, yet they openly hate and mock the British people. Their defunding and destruction is the only solution.

  21. In view of their total acceptance of the gospel according to woke I am surprised they still broadcast exclusively in English. As no culture can be judged by another and each is as worthy as the other stands to reason that to fulfil their woke ambassadorial role totally that each day, the broadcast should be in one of the multitudes of languages that are spoken in the U.K. over 200 in Nigeria alone. Thus the pea do protection society can boldly go forward into the gaping arsehole of the woke future.
    Cleanse with fire, the only way.

  22. The best this woke business that seems to wind some people up is that if you ignore it, it goes away. Literally.
    The only time I become aware of the majority of this crap is when some cunt says western civilisation is finished because some puff is drinking a can of shit lager, or whatever the woke du jour topic is.
    It reminds me of the cunts who report some tv programme to ofcom because somebody swore, or flashed a bit of clunge, and likeminded cunts will seek out this programme, that they would not have watched and been oblivious to its content, just so they can be outraged, and add their signature to the ofcom whinge list.
    It makes me laugh when I hear politicians use woke as some populist rallying cry, as it shows they have fuck all constructive or helpful on real issues that actually matter, like the economy.
    Dog whistle bollocks.

    • Indeed. Besides, it’s not as if this production is new, it was first broadcast over ten years ago.

    • You make a fair and valid point Mr Japseye.

      I will say that the BBCistan have a significant presence across broadcast media and are very determined to use it to promote ideals not shared by the majority of their audience.

      If they were a subscription service only I’m quite certain they wouldn’t garner quite so much attention on this splendid site as we would be quite ignorant of their output,after all who would pay for something that would regularly make their blood boil or marvel at the attempts to destroy their cultural heritage with incessant propaganda….oh wait,we are forced to pay for something we don’t want upon pain of prosecution and even prison.

      This broadcaster is a disgrace and rightly deserves everything heaped upon it by our esteemed members.

      Drinks all round.

      • Change the word woke for football and that would be me, as I hated paying licence fee for that shit. Or Eastenders. Or any of the other crap I didn’t like.
        Now, I hardly watch any telly, and it’s usually streaming, so it’s not a bother.
        Off switch solves many problems.

      • Good.
        It’ll liven things up.

        That’s what’s needed on here.
        Some different views.
        Some disagreement.
        Some arguments even
        Maybe some flouncing off in tears?

        God, I miss Mr Fiddler ☹️

      • And some cunt screaming:

        “Mister Grimsdale, Mister Grimsdale…”

        and crying to the ‘Report Abuse’ button whilst ignoring their hypocrisy.

      • Evening DCI 👍

        You winning pal?
        Not seen you on for a bit?
        You caring cunt.😆

      • ‘Evening, Mis. Doing okay, ta. Hope things are tickety boo at your end? Been about, but not as much. Just looking in. Site’s not as much fun as it was. Too many bullshitters, same old, same old and Black-Catters, amongst other stuff. Decent posters where you could have a laugh at their posts, gone. Still some that make me smile, Unkle T, yourself amongst a few. Guts and RTCP and Ron, too.

        Come back, Dick and The Worcestershire Warrior and The Ruilsip Rumbler, I say.

      • I’m ticketyboo thanks Gene.

        I nearly baled when Fiddler walked but a glib comment by someone made me stay out of spite😁

        Hey did you guess who the friendly Admin was?

      • Lefty liberal twat, normie, now I’m a wokie too!
        It’s all relative I suppose…

      • Fuck me… one comment that veers slightly from the IsAC norm, and “ISAC is being infiltrated by Wokies.”
        LOL!!
        Suck it up, snowflake.

    • IThe role woke ideology plays in modern culture is a lot more relevant to people in the UK than obsessing over Trump.
      Your solipsistic ignorance of the impact ithis identitarian madness is having on public institutions is just that; ignorance, and probably quite wilful.

      • Who mentionedTrump? Not me, there are enough UK politicunts who will spout this shit.
        Perhaps I’m underpaying the whole impact if this supposed woke ideology, but I find most people I know ignore it completely as it has absolutely no impact on their lives, myself included.
        Then again, Perhaps I’m right, and it’s being over exposed to rattle the gammon cages, who knows?

      • He is Dame Hilda Bracket and I claim my five Confederate greybacks, lol.

      • Gutstick, you quite often mention the Orange One in posts unrelated to the nom you’re commenting on.
        Just because you ignore something and it doesnt affect anyone you know, it doesnt mean it isn’t happening or doesnt have a wider effect on public institutions. Thanks for proving my point about your solipsistic worldview, though.

      • Well, I was being on topic, as this is yet another woke related nom, and my comment was on how this is actively looking to be offended, and how the whole woke nonsense is being used by politicians and commentators to foment hate rather than offer any real solutions to actual problems that affect everyone.
        I had Farage, Mogg, Fox (not that cunt, the other cunt), and the rest of the un flushable turds that fester on GB News
        Nothing about the molester in chief, you made that connection all by your lonesome.
        It’s very nearly reached optimal echo chamber here, but not quite.
        Notice how I managed to reply without getting personal?

  23. Even if you believe there should be no government interference in the BBC, there remains one or two questions that won’t go away.
    Why is it allowed to fritter public money away by producing a product that the vast majority of people don’t want?
    Why does it predominantly target 18 to 30 year olds, most of whom don’t pay the fucking licence fee as they live with mummy and daddy?
    Can anyone think of a business anywhere else that operates this way?
    I can’t.
    They need to be told what they can and can’t do. At the moment they are simply marking their own homework and declaring it a success.
    A seething nest of leftie cunts .

  24. I don’t pay for a TV licence anymore haven’t since 2012. Fuck them. I used to love BBC Sport back in the day. Match of the day, boxing, Olympics coverage, Grandstand! Motocross on a Sunday. These days it’s shite and full of lefty cunts like Lineker. I don’t even watch the snooker on it anymore which was a staple for years with David Vine and Ted Lowe.

    Used to love wildlife on one, any Attenborough nature program. Stopped watching when they staring preaching at the end “look at what you have done to the planet!” Fuck off, it’s not my fault Brazil are cutting the Amazon down or America are pumping out CO2. What do you expect me to do about it?

    I do illegally watch Inside No.9 on iplayer I must admit but I can’t justify paying a full licence fee for one program.

    • I watch inside no9 too Mr Gravy.

      It’s quite good!
      Also theyre meant to have done some new League of Gentlemen?

      A fine show!!
      One of my favourites.

      • If they did it won’t be on the bbc.

        Babs and papa lazarou..

        Never be made in this day and age..
        Imagine pitching those characters to the bbc, you would be a police cell within 15 minutes.

      • Yes MNC I came across it years ago when the first series was broadcast. The one with the two burglars trying to steal the painting, caught my attention straight away as it was a little bit like Laurel and Hardy, no dialogue, slapstick comedy. Have watched it since then and although there is a dud episode now and again it’s probably the only TV program I enjoy these days.

      • The 12 Days of Christine episode is also probably one of the best half hour episodes of TV ever written

      • And Royston Casey?…
        Hadfield.

        I’ve drank in the pubs there,
        Gotten tattooed next door to Hilary Briss’s butcher shop.
        Great little place👍

        I’m working there soon.

    • Aye, LaughingGravy. I used to like Ski Sunday after my Sunday dinner. Last time I saw it, Claire Balding was going on about how brave and pioneering some skier was for being gay.

      And the great music programmes that were on. Old Grey Whistle Test, Oxford Road Show, Rock Goes To College, Something Else, and even Top of the Pops had its moments. Now, that cunt Jools Holland has just what he likes on twice a year and that’s it.

      I also loved Grandstand with the vidiprinter and the football results (that baritone voice saying ‘Nil’) and Match of the Day with Jimmy Hill (RIP). The BBC showed cricket in those days too. with that great Booker T and the MGs theme tune.

      And the comedy was unsurpassable. Alf Garnett. Steptoe & Son, It Ain’t Half Hot Mum, Morecame and Wise, Marty Feldman, Fawlty Towers, (early) Only Fools and Horses, Porridge, Dad’s Army, Citizen Smith and so on.

      Days that are sadly lone gone….

    • I gave up on Attenborough after the first Blue Planet. It tried to make a narrative out of the animals lives, the added sound FX for things like plankton were stupid and there was a ridiculous, melodramatic score trying to rip at orr heartstrings. Same goes for the even more manipulative Frozen Planet.
      Childish fucking shite.

  26. Apparently the BBC are re making “Mutiny on the Bounty”. The Bounty is now a barge, moored in some coastal town and crewed by 500 fake refugees, “some of the most vulnerable people in the world.” They are oppressed and brutally punished for every infraction of discipline by the evil Captain Farage.
    Midshipman Gary Lineker leads a mutiny against his cruel rule, puts him on a dinghy and points him towards the French coast. Oh, the wokie irony of it all. Pats on the back and drinks all round (supplied by the taxpayer) at Jimmy Savile House.

  27. Still no work for Nish Kumar? His career goes from strength to strength..

  28. Bugger we missed Des O’Connor. Had him as a regular for years then turned me back and the cunt obliges. Outrage.

    • Des O’Connor? He snuffed it a couple of years ago Sir Limply. Have you been smoking something you silly old duffer?

  29. As if the the Eurovision Poof Contest isn’t going to be bad enough. But now those cunts Sunak and Zelensky are going to hijack it. Zelensky will do his emotional blackmail begging bowl guilt trip bollocks (while his slut of a wife spunks 50 grand on a pair of shoes). And that utter cunt trumpet Sunak will do his best to get us killed. Of course, the BBC will love it. And it wouldn’t surprise me if the ‘Beeb’ showed a message that said ‘Fuck you, Russia. We are sending that Zelensky cunt missiles so you can bomb the shit out of us.’ Even the threat of nuclear anhilation won’t stop the BBC virtue signaling.

    • Have no fear, we can scramble both of our outmatched Eurofighters at any time.

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