Frankland Prison

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Frankland Prison are allowing prisoners to have landline phones in their cells.
This category A prison, home to such charmers as Wayne Couzens, Levi Bellfield and Ian Huntley, is installing phones in all cells so that prisoners won’t have to queue to make calls.

This is despite the fact that prisoners are not allowed to have mobile phones, so what better way to limit their means of communication with scumbags outside, than giving them a phone?

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Prison sources say that the access will be limited, but if that happens there will be no doubt be legal action by their cunty lawyers, because their yooman rights are being curtailed.

Bring back the treadmill and cat o’nine.

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52 thoughts on “Frankland Prison”

  1. I suspect each phone will be monitored, either by a human or some sort of recording device. Anyway, I suspect the prisoners will be very circumspect in what they say.

    • You’re correct. All prisoner calls with the exception of legal calls are recorded and monitored. A certain percentage are listened to by security staff, and they can only have a certain amount of numbers on their contact list. Prisoner’s actually pay a higher toll rate than outside.

  2. I don’t know why we waste taxpayers money keeping the likes of the above alive. Now we have left the EU, capital punishment should be brought back for serious crimes that can be proven with DNA evidence.

  3. They’ll have their own butlers next. No bills to worry about. Free meals. Heating on 24/7. Sky telly. PlayStations.

    Carries on like this I’m doing NatWest.

    • In all seriousness, prison should be a deterrent, not a rehab clinic.

      Concrete bed. No pillow. Shit and piss in a bucket shared with someone else that you slop out yourself.

      No telly, radio, video games, internet or phones.

      Two slices of stale bread, a few glasses of tap water and a bowl of gruel a day. Walk about the yard for 30 minutes every 3 days. Any lip the guards can kick fuck out of you.

      Might make a few think twice before committing crimes.

    • Left school?
      No money?
      Unemployed?
      Then fuck off!
      NatWest – the frank bank.

  4. OK by me as long the only number they can ring is diane abbott and Emily thornberry sex chat line.

    Now with extra antisemitic abuse..

    • You are making me come over all q ueer – Imagine calling Emmy’s line and imagining the jizz soaked big mama knkckers, with a generous gussett, and her whispering sweet nothings down the phone – promising she’d meet you with open arms – and open legs, the enormous breasts with nipples like conkers. I think I’d go and see if Philip Schofield had dropped the soap in the shower……. She and the Abbopotomous (and Dawn Butler and PIxieballs)are why there are so many poofters in the Labour party.

      • Loads of munters in the Labour Party, could add Jess Phillips and that strange Rodney Trotter lookalike Rebecca Long Bailey to that list….

      • LG Why have I always thought that the fragrant Ms. Phillips is a closeted lesbian?. Could it be that her “husband” comes over as a eunoch (a bit like wee Nicola’s). I can always imagine hysterical leap frog with Jessie and Kim Leadbetter……….

  5. As well as allowing rapists to pretend to be women so they can be locked up with real women, the SNP crime syndicate spunked 4 million on giving prisoners free mobiles in Scottish prisons.
    Makes Couzens, Bellfield and Huntley look hard done by.

    • Ah well, if there’s anyone on the planet who truly understand the criminal mindset, and have a hands-on practical understanding of the use that criminals could make of having access to (burner) mobile phones for fun, criminal conspiracy and the (financial) betterment of themselves, that would be the SNP…

      Speaking of the Krankie Nostra..from a FOI request someone made of the Holyrood pig trough, this was their social media spending…

      Year: 2017-18 2018-19 2019-20 2020-21 2021-22
      Facebook: £227,872 £292,193 £434,891 £1,496,006 £1,582,693
      Instagram: £26,606 £59,572 £66,782 £210,927 £347,140
      Twitter: £11,758 £50,233 £143,708 £583,932 £931,763

      (apologies for fucked up formatting)

      This went via ‘agencies’ to ‘influencers’…so the only people who know who these mystery recipients of these public funds are would be…the agencies, who are happily outwith the scope of FOI requests….

      Anyone care to bet that these ‘influencers’ are the Krankie Nostra themselves, their families and their cronies?

      • Interesting figures, Comrade, which surely warrant the term ‘exponential growth’.
        Rumours abound that tomorrow is going to be Empress Krankie’s day helping the Polis with their enquiries.
        We shall see.

  6. “Hi, you’ve reached the voicemail of Wayne Couzens,
    Unfortunately I’m out at the moment,
    so leave a message after the tone…….beeeeeep

    • That cunt has killed more.

      Here comes me 5G nanobots, lizard people, tin foil hat…it wouldn’t surprise me if the powers that be know and won’t say owt if they found more bodies on that wooded land he owned (they found that poor lass there). Would cause a right broo ha ha and heads rolling at the top echelons of power if he’d done this many times for years, as I suspect. Fucking Colombo me.

      Even if they didn’t find owt, that cunt has killed before. I’ve seen enough serial killer documentaries to be a huge expert on such matters, obviously.

  7. Why don’t they stop fucking about and just let them all out. Surely it’s a breach of their yewman rites to keep them all locked up like that? I’m sure we can get some of those nice lawyers to argue their case…….and fill their pockets with our money at the same time.
    Marvellous.

    • I would argue there’s a case for going back to frontier justice. Leave the punishment to the public. It would likely be brutal and painful.

  8. Also up for consideration
    Menus
    With a vegan option.

    How do you like your eggs in the morning Mr Bellfield ?

    ” I like mine with a kiss!”

  10. The prison service might have actually made a good move.

    They may get rid of a few of these high risk prisoners by suicide.
    Saving the tax payers money and reducing the risk to the public.

    Worse than being in prison for a long stretch is being locked up and able to talk to friends and family who are enjoying their freedom.

    More depression….. More suicides.

    Good work Frankland Prison!

  11. It’s a great idea.

    Everyone they phone can be put in prison with them.

    Or shot.

    • Even ET struggled to phone home
      And he was famous.
      Poor little fella.

      And Debbie Harry famously left them hanging on the telephone.

      These jailbirds will abuse it by making dirty phone calls!
      Heavy breathing down the line.

      I had a call like that this morning and I said

      ” You filthy bastard!
      I’ll notify the police.
      You fuckin animals need shooting!”

      False alarm,
      It was the asthma clinic.

  13. Let them have phones but give the public Couzens number . Should be a 24 hour abuse a thon for the cunt

  14. They’ll have them working for the Samaritans next ! Which would be a laugh when you think about it.

  15. Unfortunately, it’s not just Frankland that have got in cell phones, it’s pretty common in the HMP hotel system I’m afraid. They also have (I shit you not), pat dogs, quiet places, mediation meetings, and, they even debrief the low lifes after they have been restrained these days. Prison staff recruiting age dropped from 21 to 18 some time ago and, jails are now staffed mostly by the instagram generation, so, any discipline that was left, went down the shitter years ago and it’s not coming back. Experience and ability are actually barriers to promotion now, as using the correct buzzwords and being able to talk about “core competencies” are far more important to the woke cunts who are now in charge and, being a blick, a peaceful or an alphabet will really get you places. The cunts that are locked up know all of this and milk the system for every single thing that they can. The prison system, like society in general, is totally fucked and run by a bunch of inept, woke, self serving cunts.

  16. It’s only a matter of time before we have a work from home prison..

    For guards and prisoners.

  19. A small first time in prison offender ends up sharing a cell with a big bruiser type con.
    On the first day the big con asks what the newcomer wants to be come lights out?
    Mummy or Daddy?
    Thinking a minute he decides being a daddy would be better.
    I’ll be daddy then he says.
    To which the big con replies….
    We’ll get over here and suck mummy’s big c*ck.

  21. Well they can get wigs, dresses and make-up if they’re so inclined, so why not?

    ‘ ‘ere Big Mick, I ‘ear yer a cross dresser nah’

    ‘Yur fackin’ very cross mate’.

    Morning all.

    • They’re putting phones in cells in case they need to house dinghy people because our hotels are full. This will allow them to ring their relatives who are still waiting overseas and give them guidance on the best way to get here. Don’t let anyone say this country isn’t civilized and compassionate.

  24. what party are in power?
    Lib dem,?
    Keir’s Polymaths?
    Green Non binary climate faggots?

    oh, right… the Conservatives.

  25. What next?
    Really
    Smart TV in the cell, sorry, ensuite room, with a choice of pillow.
    How, exactly, is this a punishment?

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