Lily the musical mong is a cunt, this fuckwit is moving away from music which is a good thing, I really can’t take any more ear fucking thanks to her dreadfully wailing.
She is apparently looking to move into drama.
Drama is what this cunt has been doing for years, the sad thing is the only thing worse than hearing this fucker is going to be seeing her, especially after that performance in Calais.
Then the fucker wants to get away from her dysfunctional family, wait, what, I know her old man is a famous Mc Cunt but surely she is the most dysfunctional part of her family.
She is such a cunt, why cant she fuck off permanently.
Nominated by Fuglyucker.
Lily Allen.
Honestly, who gives a shit?
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So she’s playing the part of a slag p*ncing off her family? Art imitating life.
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Is that Stormy Daniels above?
Nope it’s renowned thespian Ms Lilly Allen.
She’s puddled so the acting scenes perfect for her.
They’re all fuckin mentals too.
Her idiot dad gets by with no talent why can’t she?
Her dad irritates the fuck out of me,
I’d like to drop a slab of concrete off a motorway bridge straight onto his misshapen empty head.
Vindaloo 👍
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“If history has taught us anything it’s that we can kill anyone” – Micheal Corleone
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She’s white, so won’t get many parts.
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Allegedly the three slappers have an IQ of one combined.
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When I saw the photo, I thought it was a cunting for the late Lily Savage.
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Great minds and all that. I thought the same thing for an instant.
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Taking a break from music?
More musical talent in a rusty chainsaw.
Whole family of talentless liggers.
Do the country a favour and disappear.
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I honestly cannot think of any TV programme or film that is remarkable and exceptional due to the talents of either Keith or Mong Jr Allen.
A pair of objectionable, unpleasant, self-centred cunts.
Mong Jr sings like a post tran op version of Dick Van Dyke’s chimney sweep character in Mary Poppins.
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She said she’s not writing music or on social media
“because at the moment “it’s really heavy out there”
Like Neil off the Young ones.
I’ll tell you whats uncool and heavy Lilly.
Your fuckin luvvie family,
Bunch of wannabe, star fucker, makeup wearing,
Mit Mots.
Cosmic, man.
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Bet the Cunt doesn’t have a hole in her shoe 👠 mis
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I bet Keith Mong forgets his part in the Comic Strip’s “The Yob”. I think the line was “don’t focus on the sooty”.
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It’s come to an ugly pass when she’s the worst looking out of that trio of munters.
Dr Mengele survived then, perhaps they’ll get a role in the remake of ‘House of a thousand corpses ‘.
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“It feels very heavy out there at the moment.”
Out where bitch? Do you mean in the real world yo yo knickers? What the fuck would you know about it?
Go and suck off some immos you fucking two bob scrubber.
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😆👏
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😄😄👍👌
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That nomination photograph looks like MR Eddie Izzard, Kweer and Mandy dolled up to go to Paul O’Grady’s funeral. Lily Allen rose without trace and she will sink the same way. She might get a bit part in Hollyoaks, a soap so shit, even the spouse won’t watch it.
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Cunt and mong she undoubtedly is, but in the tran§ year of our Lird 2023, at she’s a real woman.
Here’s a pic of flashing her rather tidy looking fanny.
And this isn’t me trying to trick people into clicking something awful, it straight up is Lily Allen’s clopper:
https://images.app.goo.gl/a2s5TQaGdScsf6oo7
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Oh Tom, that’s brilliant! I’ll be laughing until lunchtime!
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That’s fucking foul. I won’t be eating for the rest of the day.
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I’m craving tripe for dinner now.
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Jesus, looks like a horse’s face, its so long. Looks like it is adorned with a 🕷 Web.
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Fuck me, you bunch of fussy cunts!
I’d go down on that cooch like a dog eating hot chips.
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Pour gravy on it I’ll eat it.
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That was Julian Clary’s trick to get burly northerners to suck him off, MNC.
Only that brown fluid on the end of his lady-pleasurer wasn’t gravy.
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😄😄
Your the only person I know Mr Cunt Engine that can make me retch and occasionally have nightmares.
I doff my flat cap to you!👍
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Funny place to keep a fish?
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I see, Isac really means “I saw a cunt”
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That’s actually quite a nice one more coin slot than kebab. I would still make sure I was well wrapped up if, in the unlikely event, I was asked to pay it a visit.
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All I got was a ‘redirect’ link.
Wtf?
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I’ve got the horn.
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Is that the front of a Sherman tank I see peeping out?
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I think music is taking a break from her.
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No shiny shites awarded for Lily the troll.Gas her in the oven.
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Whats it all about alfie? Cunts look the same. Cannon fodder.
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Wee Krankie’s husband has been arrested.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/nicola-sturgeons-home-searched-police-29633813
The net is closing in, lol!
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Pete’s fingers were in the till,
Nicholas in the work experience girl.
Nice one MJB!👍
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What until the parking Stanley gets all he’s relatives on the pay roll.
Not that Scotland got any of its own money.
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Should have happened a long time ago. I suspect there will be a few chickens coming home to roost. Nicola will need to complete her driving lessons asap so she can drive the getaway car.
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Apparently he bought 3 ton of shortbread,
2 ton of porridge oats,
A proclaimers CD,
And two Gwyneth paltrow fanny candles.
For their love nest cabin at the side of Loch Ness.
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If Krankie gets nicked will she end up in a men’s prison you reckon?
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Wee Nicky is also fighting rumours she prefers sporran to caber.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2023/04/02/nicola-sturgeon-laughs-off-lesbian-affair-rumours/
Och! Tis a wee bit salty lassie
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The implosion of the SNP is delicious to watch. Unfortunately though, I fear many Scots north of the border will still vote SNP because they love aggravating the English.
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@Freddie The Frog “If Krankie gets nicked will she end up in a men’s prison you reckon?”
If there is any justice she will end up sharing a cell with that Isla Bryson creature.
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How pleasing this all must be for Alex Salmond..
What am I saying-I bet he’s doing his zombie dance in celebration.
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Allen is a monumental bore. Not much else to say.
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Morning all.
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Send her to a DPRK re education camp.
Next customer
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I see she’s still hanging around the dinghies.
The switch to acting may be because her husband is David Harbour, a lead actor in Stranger Things.
As others have pointed out, more the music world having a break from her.
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Ah, El Mong. Our favourite little liar….
Remember when Lily mouthed off to all and sundry about how she was offered a part in Game of Thrones? Of course, it turned out that nobody involved in that show had ever even approached the bullshitting cross eyed cunt.
I wonder how many more ‘offers’ which never materialise will be turning up?
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Had she confused herself for her brother?
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Rebecca Moore and Sophie Anderson, two of the dirtiest sluts in porn, what’s the connection with Lily Allen are they daisy chaining.? Might give that a viewing.!
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And their mate, that Geordie slag Sienna Day.
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