I’d like to make a nomination for nosy interfering bastards.
You know the type I mean,you’re stressed out trying to pay the bills,you’re trying to fix your own motor to save a few quid as you’re struggling and know what real stress is like being over 40.
And then you have some interfering self opinionated cunt who’s never grafted a day in their life like us old fuckers have,and totally clueless.
This on top of everything else in life I find really pisses me off to the point I could happily do a Dahmer on the bastards
Nominated by: Mind your own business you nosy bastard
It’s probably none of my business but how did you get that name? Are you sure you want to call yourself that?
No, you carry on, take no notice of me.
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A cunting for the government, then?
🤔
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Whenever I’m invited into someone’s house I like to ask if I can go to the toilet. While upstairs I’ll pop into the bedroom and have a quick look through the hostess’s
knicker drawer. You can tell a lot about a woman from what she wears underneath.
Not that I’m nosy or anything.
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Do you remember that edition of “Rogue Traders”-an electrician or plumber, who rifled the underwear drawer of his female client, then switched on her PC and had a wank, over a porno site.
All caught on her webcam security🤣
Not an electrician or plumber are you, Mr Twatt?
😀👍
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No, you’re thinking of Charlie Mullins, CfG, he of Pimlico Pullers fame.
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Apparently the woman in question was most confused, She thought she’d filmed her bog brush tugging itself off.
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I heard that about Alan Titmarsh. Got caught jizzing over someone’s garden gnomes. It was featured on Watchdog with Anne Robinson
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And “diversity readers”
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In the urbanisations here we have what are called “Presidents”.
Each year one will get voted for and appointed in the community meetings.
Fuck knows why anyone would want the position.
It’s unpaid, they are just a “go between” for the residents and the community administrators.
Perhaps they just want to tell their friends and family in the UK or Germany thar they are important.
The UK and Germany because almost all of them are from those countries.
These people are not appointed because they have any knowledge of Spanish law.
It’s usually because they have the best barbecues or some other social activities.
Despite not knowing the law and rarely being able to speak more than a few words of Spanish they make themselves busy by wandering around the urbanisations telling people what they can and can’t do.
“You can’t paint your wall that colour”
“You can’t wash your car on the street”
“You can’t hang your washing out to dry in front of your home”
Of course they don’t tell any of the Spanish residents what they can and can’t do.
They would be “Vete a la mierda”.
¡Escoria!
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They sound like a right bunch of Maricones.
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What’s the Spanish for: “Fuck off you nosey cunt!”, Artful?
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¡Ay cabron curioso. Vete a la mierda!
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So poetic😀
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Especially useful at the airport when Customs ask for your passport or when the Guardia Civil stop your car and want to see your paperwork.
And subsequently at the hospital when the doctor wants your medical history before stitching you up.
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Every text you make
And every call you take
Every online post
That’s where they search the most
They’ll be watching you
Every word you type
And every post you like😉
Every site you frequent
Accidental or with intent
They’ll be watching you
Oh can’t you see?
That you belong to me
They’ll keep all your data
If your an online “Hater”
Every IsAC post
‘Bout who you despise the most
Whether left wing or right
Whether truth or shite
They’ll be watching you
Since you’ve been gone
They’ve been lost without a trace
Boycotting posting
It’s a fucking disgrace
I hear them wailing
Fidler, Fidler PLEEASE….
Every text you make
And every call you take
Every porn site skank
Every time you wank
They’ll be watching you……..
CHIGGUN
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You are Pam Ayers and I ……..
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Cash or cheque, moi luvlly?
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Good post this, I’m guilty of being a nosey cunt or at least a cunt.
Can’t help my neighbour enough, now her husband has fucked off.
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I’m surrounded by nosey cunts so I’ve put a high voltage electric fence around my property.
Some of my neighbours are dead against it….
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Considering Dahmer was a homosexual cannibal,
Are you sure you would happily do a Dahmer on the bastards?
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I picked up on that too.
Dahmer was into necrophilia and allegedly bummed some of the corpses of people he killed.
Is OP sure that’s what he would do?
If so, I need to reconsider visiting this site
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Have you seen him at Lineker Towers? Right smarmy git, thinks he’s God’s gift. Chauffeur-driven roller, security cameras everywhere, electric gates, 24 hour security guards, and thinks he’s a man of the people though he looks down his nose at us village plebs. Then there’s all those ex-footballers who show up for his arse-licking parties. The missus saw him bashing the bishop in his garden the other day, and she swears he was looking at a big photo of Keir Starmer at the time. And have I told you about her at number 25…………
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A lot of nosey bastards would prefer to cut off their own nose to spite their face.
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Meddling in other people’s business is the worst kind of nosiness. Which is against the law and the ones doing it don’t realise that.
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Such as arriving in another country unannounced is forbidden.
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We got a nosy controlling cunt in my block. Always leaving notes reprimanding other people for tiny transgressions.
He stands at his window monitoring what we’re putting in the bins.
He knocked my door a couple of weeks after he saw me putting polystyrene in the recycling bin. He said he was gob smacked and shocked that i callously committed such a heinous crime.
He won’t darken my doorstep again after i threatened to lay the little cunt out.
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I would have poured a gallon of four star through the cunt’s letterbox in the middle of the night as a warning.
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“Excuse me. Here’s your nose. I found it in my business”.
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I once got a weird letter through the post (anonymous of course) from some busybody. It was scrawled in pencil, and went as follows, near as I can recall;
‘We’ve seen you walking your dog outside our house, and letting it mess all over the grass verges. If it don’t stop, we’re calling the police. We know who you are’.
The odd thing is, I’ve never owned a dog in my life.
Morning all.
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‘Nosy Bastards’ makes me think of tradesmen who come to your house to give you a quote and ask you what sort of work you do, as though they’re just being friendly. They want to find out what kind of money you make so they’ll know what to charge you.
The last one who asked me what I did, I said “As little as possible”. You should have seen his face. He didn’t get the job.
Now I just say I’m retired, and sometimes I get reduced rates.
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Know what you mean Allan.
I hate phoning up to get something like a quote for holiday insurance. The cunts always push it, wanting to know when your car insurance and your house insurance and your health insurance (if you’ve got it) come up for renewal.
I just tell them to stop being nosey.
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I actually had two stalkers at one point.
Some nutter posting piss poorly written threats on scraps of paper through the letterbox and some weirdo who had somehow got hold of my email and phone number.
The former stopped the minute we installed a video doorbell and the latter just got bored because they weren’t getting the reaction they wanted.
Took a couple of years though.
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