Stones in my Shoe

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No holes or cracks in the sole, so just how does a stone manage to jump up from the ground, work itself into my shoe and burrow itself under my foot?

This supposedly explains it, but I’m not convinced.
Cartoon Church

Nominated by: mystic maven

(This nom is a little on the short side (5 lines or less rule), but its one of those eclectic oddities, so we’ll let it pass this time – Day Admin) 

37 thoughts on “Stones in my Shoe”

  2. I clicked the link and saw the words “Internet Explorer”. This must be an ancient link!

    Anyway, removing my sad geeky hat for 2 minutes, I must admit this reminds me of how our lovely dinghy riders must enter our country. Although I guess they have a much easier route than the humble stone.

  3. It’s terrible! You jump off the dinghy, walk up the beach and by the time you get to your luxury coach, with your pizza waiting for you, you’ve got a stone in your trainers. This uncaring, oppressive, government does nothing for you. So please give as much as you can to my humanitarian charidee…….SaveaPeacefultorapeyourchild.com.
    Thank you.

  5. I dunno about stones in shoes, id like to see boulders tied around Tony Blair’s shoes and have the cunt dropped off in the middle of the Atlantic for a free swimming lesson.
    Globalist, Satanic cuntoid that he is.

  6. The answer is to pick up your feet when walking and not to shuffle around like some aged neanderthal.

    I am pleased that I could help.

  8. It’s the Arabs I feel sorry for..

    Imagine the discomfort of those sandals on a rock strewn path in some shithole,married to a camel with only one eye.

    That’s cheered me right up that has.

    The cunts.

  9. It’s the reaper dragging you into the grave. One stone or grain of sand, one day at a time.
    Good morning cunters!

  10. I thought I had this the other day. I’m wondering what the fuck I was treading on, upon inspection it was a dried nugget of rabbit shit.

  11. Just think of a stone in your shoe as a budget session of reflexology, leave it in there and at the end of the day all your ill’s will be cured….🦶

  12. Wear wellies all the time, long way up for the stones to jump in and they do make a fashion statement

  13. Its the new male contraception. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp. Courtesy of the great jimmy “kin ell”jones.

    • Mornjng HJ…whilst I can understand and appreciate most peculiar sexual urges…feet…what the fuck?
      Feet are ugly, useful things.
      Not sexy at all.

      • Morning Thomas.

        I quite like a woman’s dainty feet if I’m honest.

        Bit of nail varnish on them or better still – in a pair of tights or stockings.

        Went with a lass many years ago who had perfect feet.

        Fucking hell I need to nip away for five minutes.

  15. In growing toe nails are the bane of my life. Stones in my shoe are a mild discomfort in comparison. Had them removed twice and they still come back.
    Once a month i do surgery on them to remove , it’s always a bloodbath as they grow halfway into my toes

  17. Finding women’s sport information intermingled with ours is my annoying stone in the shoe. It makes mixing Internazionale with Milan less infuriating. The wimmins sports should be moved to household chores.

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