Bizarre Sex

I’ll own that over my many years, I’ve been a keen student of the weird and wonderful world of human sexuality, and even at my age, you can learn something new every day. Sometimes however, you just have to wonder at how odd people can actually be.

Take the recent case of a couple of middle-aged swingers from Oz, who have perpetrated a ‘sex act’ involving, er, a trout. Details are frustratingly, if understandably sketchy, so we can only imagine the indignities that the poor fish was forced to endure.

Police have charged the tossers with bestiality, and quite right too; IsAC readers will, I’m sure, join me in expressing sympathy for the poor fish. It gives a whole new meaning to the expression ‘trout pout’.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee.

101 thoughts on “Bizarre Sex

  1. Thinking back to goat-shagging…
    If it’s designated as a crime in your country, in this day and age, surely an allowable defence would be to claim that you self-identify as a goat?
    Nowt wrong with two goats shagging???????????
    Seems to work in other situations.

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