Prime Energy Drink

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Prime. An energy drink that increases your levels of idiocy!

Daily Record Link.

I’m so sorry, just a quick one. I know this has been cunted previously, but this news item takes the lunacy to new levels.

Essentially, about 15 pence worth of water, colouring and flavouring, being sold over the counter in ( ahem!) local shops for £9!

Then, this idiot! Have the youth of today lost their collective mind? Are they Midwich Cuckoo’s?

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Seconded by : Double O cunt

Prime energy drink craze

What is it with these numpties?

A thousand pounds for a few cases of the latest fad drink for his kids Christmas present. They will be in the bargain bins by the end of the year. Gurning fools.

At least our friendly corner shop Abdul will have a good Christmas.

55 thoughts on “Prime Energy Drink”

  1. The bovine masses need a distraction, nothing better than a celebrity fad.

    Cost of living crisis my arse.
    I wonder if you can get it down the local food bank.

    • Aye, pissing away a grand on energy drinks, while taking an energy rebate of this daft arse government. Mental.

  2. Good old Abdul at Wakey Wines! That’s the spirit of British enterprise……all the way from Pakistan! I noticed during the bog roll shortage you can get anything you like at the P*ki shop……for a price obviously. That’s where Airmiles Andy should have gone instead of fucking about in America. Could have saved himself a fortune, the cunt.

  3. If this bonehead had offered his 15-year-old daughter for Abdul to pass around his mates he’d have got a discount off the £1000.

  4. Prime energy drinks are just a tiny part of the large proportion of the economy which is dependent on selling tat. Most people spend some part of their income on stuff which is of no use to them and some of which is positively harmful.

    • Though apparently this so called drink is needed.

      PRIME was developed to fill the void where great taste meets function.

      What fucking void there are whole aisles in supermarkets full of this kind of shit..

      I’ve seen one inspired by tenzing norgay.

      I tried it and still couldn’t climb my stairs in one go had to make camp..

    • The state of them indeed Cunty. Why do these kids, unable to grow a beard, insist on trying and go round looking ridiculous with this bum fluff on their faces?

  6. A fool and his money….. He might as well have gone to his local Tesco and picked up a tube of 20 own brand effervescent vitamin C tablets for £1 and knocked up 20 pints of fizzy orange flavoured corporation pop. It would have been better than that over-hyped celebrity rip off sh!te.

  7. He has pissed a grand up the wall on water with colouring a flavours added.

    One born every minute.

    • People are buying it at £9 and selling it online for
      …£50 a bottle?!!!
      I shit you not.

      A fellow removal man phoned my dad and asked him to go to a local B&M store and buy as many as he could.

      If you pay £50 for a soft drink you deserve every misfortune life throws your way.

  10. Look at the stupid shit-eating grin on his face! Fucking moronic cunt.
    You could fill a bottle with piss & sell it to these twats, as long as it’s been promoted on social media.
    It’s a sales opportunity:
    ‘Izzacunzpizz …the latest energy drink from the UK! – 10 quid a bottle’ Marketing slogan: ‘There’s Plenty More Where That Came From!!’

  11. The dull cunts that spend a fortune on this shite are the same dumb fucks that’ll spend a couple of quid on branded paracetamol or ibuprofen rather than Superdrug’s own brand fifteen pence stuff.

    • So true. Funny though that it isn’t possible to buy cheap ibruprifen or paracetamol in europe or the usa. I can see an angle here. Celebrity pain-killers.

  13. What cost of living crisis? Working fucking brain cell crisis. Should have known some filthy Paki would be cashing in on this cunts stupidity.

  14. Our local town has had some decent farm land compulsorily purchased, under some government development scheme, and massive “sheds” have been erected on them to provide distribution for Chinese tat and a 100,000+ sq feet factory to bottle these shit drinks.
    We all must be fucking mad.

  16. After selling a grands worth of cheap stock at the widest profit margin in cornershop retail history, Abdul gave the lucky wee kid a free bag of candy.

    That was very kind of Abdul.

    • And I bet it was out of date.

      But with all that social media bragging I’m sure some of our darker hued enrichers will pay Abdul a visit very soon.

  17. What a country.

    The twats that sell it at just gamer/gobshite influencer types. No talent nobheads.

    But the bigger nobheads are the stupid cunts who buy it just because some no talent YouTube cunts are selling it.

    A grand for some pop? Fucking idiot.

    • No different buying rhino horn C.B. because someone said it was good for cancer, or it’s an aphrodisiac. Now costs more than cocaine, for what is effectively finger nails or hair. Popular with the slant eyed gullible rich cunts.

  18. Yep, the cost of living crisis is really biting!
    A grand for bottles of piss water for his kids, no wonder the Cunts in Government are shafting us if this cunt of a father is an example of the majority. 😬

  19. And an even bigger cunt for filling Abdul’s pockets.

    ‘Free bag of candy’ lol.

    One near my mum’s during the panic buying shit was selling single bog rolls (cheap ones not cushelle or whatever). He was asking a fiver for one.

    Well, he had to sell up in the end because local people (90 per cent honky) were fucked off with him and boycotted his shitty shop.

    Still, another Abdul type bought it anyway, but he’s doing ok because he’s not been cunty (yet!)

    • I remember back in the 70s when there was a bog roll shortage, I went into a *ahem* ‘local’ shop to see if he had any.
      The cunt offered to sell me one, which he put on the scales to weigh!
      True story, honest!

  22. Reminds me of those cunts that used to walk through crowds at gigs, selling cans of shit lager for a fiver/tenner each.
    People bought them, because one fundamental law of the universe, never changes:

    People Are Stupid.
    Really, really, fucking stupid🤔

    • Having now read the nomination link, I amend my above statement to:

      Pearled are really, really, really fucking stupid.

      The “Dad” looks like a dodgy used car salesman type-the fucking wanker.
      The P.aki shopkeeper looks like the archetypal Grooming gang leader.
      I imagine he has given free bags of “candy” to plenty of young white girls. That and free vodka☹️

    • Used to love a drink of that on a hot day; very refreshing.Then the cunts did something to reduce the sugar content and use some sort of articial sweetner instead.
      Now it tastes like sweet cat piss.

  27. Is this really what Western civilisation has stopped to?

    Zappa was correct when he said that hydrogen isn’t the most plentiful element in the universe. It’s actually stupidity.

      • You had a bad afternoon – we’ve all been there – but it wasn’t in vain: your posts from 4:00 pm are comedy gold! Thanks for cheering us up after we’d read about the £1000-fizzy-water-wanker.

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