Alexis Villa, no not a person, but accommodation in Malaysia, available via Booking.com
However don’t all rush at once for your Summer 2023 holiday, as it’s available for Muslims only, as made quite clear on the website.
I wonder if there’s any chance of Booking.com removing it, as one of the clauses in their T&Cs states:
‘We expect our employees, customers, and partners to treat each other with respect. We do not tolerate any form of harassment, discrimination, hate speech, manipulation, physical violence, or any other threatening or abusive behaviour‘.
Nominated by: mystic maven
Fine by me…
I wouldn’t want to stay anywhere the carpet kisses have stayed..
Footprints all over the toilet seat.
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No toilet seat, stand and squat only!!
Still dread to think what it is like look at this-
Over 243 million reviews from guests after their stay
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I think this is fine. For instance, if I say no BAMEs, they can call it racist but so what? It’s my property, I can do what I want with it and they can fuck off.
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Wonder why one of the pictures in the link show a bog roll holder on the wall? I thought the carpet kissers were supposed to wipe their @rse with their left hand while using one of the hoses provided to clean up.
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Good and nice to know.
Who the fuck, fuck, fuckity fucking fuck would want to be any closer to these dirty filthy, shit anywhere, fuck anything (up the arse), primeval, inbred, degenerate animals than is absolutely necessary.
Even thinking what it must smell like is making me heave.
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A bit unfair to `animals`, Captain. I would volunteer `Sub-human scum` to be more accurate.
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Looks like an absolute shit hole anyway and the pool is probably full of piss .
Cunts are welcome to it.
Maybe they should offer it to those particular Muslims who made the Grand Palace in Scarborough such a welcoming environment not too long ago, see how they like that
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Anyway they are much better now Unai Emery is in charge although Grealish was a loss to be fair
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You weren’t there last Sunday afternoon lol!
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I love the selling point of 7 bedrooms and a hair dryer..
Is the hair dryer for their hairy matted arsehole’s. The women that is.
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Is that a communal hair dryer do you think or have they splashed out and bought one for each room.
I just had a look on Tripadvisor for the bad reviews left about the Grand Palace and all the ones pertaining to immos have been removed
That said the most recent review said that their bed sheets were smeared with faeces and blood .
No culprits named but one can only guess who did that
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Was that blood and faeces from an 8 year old caucasian holidaymaker from next door or the pet goat?
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Who knows but seems the Grand Palace has become pretty complacent and can only assume this is so normal now that they don’t bother cleaning it up
Probably because they think the next occupant won’t care about that
Just unfortunate for them this time that they got a normal person
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Booking.cunt
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Yeah I wonder if idris elbow will explain the Muslim’s only rule on he’s next advert.
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All joking aside , how is this fucking legal on their site.
Appreciate it is a foreign hotel in a country that is the very definition of cuntitude but Booking.com needs to pull its head out of its arse surely .
Anyway , I’ve decided to buy the property next door and call it The Crusader Palace.
Blurb will read
“Knights Templar only. Easy pickings next door and the Lionheart package is all you can eat wild boar at the breakfast buffet.”
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How is it legal?
We all know that this sort of thing is a one way street.
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I’m glad it’s made clear who it’s for.
Imagine using the pool?
Within a minute you’d have every pox going and an irresistible urge to shag a camel.
Hopefully it conforms to modern Malaysian building standards and therefore will collapse into rubble the next time a shit moped goes past.
Fucking Cunts.
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At which point our government will send them £5bn in aid
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I have been to Malaysia.
It’s not a Muslim country.
Evident in the fact there is no green in the Malaysian flag.
However, the government actively discriminate against non-Muslims.
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If I want hostile locals, stray dogs, disease, unhygienic food and people to spit at me,
I’ll go to Llandudno instead.
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Why? Does it give you “The Orme”?
Morning Mis👍
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Morning CG👍
I thought Malaya was a Buddhist country?
But I’ve seen news reports of trouble with Muslim fundamentalists there.
I doubt I’d like it there?
Mosquitoes, leeches, foreigners spicy food.
One step away from Hell in my opinion.
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No, that’s Rhyl!
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Do you get a little Orme or is it a great Orme?
Asking for a friend
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The villa next door is superior in every way:
-The Madeleine Mcann option-why bother with 11 year olds when we can help you indulge your inner Mohammed-6 year’s old and an infidel.
-lunchtime entertainment-stoning to death local Christians who had the sheer temerity to touch a Mudslimes cup.
-Miss Burka grand final 2023-
“In olden times the sight of stocking
Was though of as something shocking
Now Allah knows
Everything blows (up with c4)”
Special awards for :
Best moustache
Harriest eyebrows
Most proficient use of an AK
Sexiest suicide vest
Piss-be-upon-you
🤔
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I assume best moustache contest is women only?
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Yes, of course!
The men get “Best beard in show” & smelliest arse.
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Jeff Beck has carked it. Deadpool anyone?
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No booze, no bacon? No thanks. Give me an Asatru only hotel, roast pork and ale served by busty blonde shield maidens all day every day.
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Yeah , cold spruce scented air, roast pig, ale, and blondes , blondes, blondes.
https://images.app.goo.gl/1HjeNxKWmQk7eANB8
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Its the private pool thing that gets me, just in case any of us infidels lust after their women, wait, what i shit you not, dont make me fucking laugh.
How on earth can you be lusting after some sweaty, hairy bog monster who shouldnt be allowed in a public pool for the sake of making red blooded males want to throw up, it really is just as well that they make the Chubakka looking fuckers wear their Burkas because no fucker wants to see them anyway.
While we are on the subject most of their kids are total cunts as well, they dont see a problem with their constant screaming, so fuck em, the only problem with this place is the neighbours will still have to hear the constant din of the brats screaming, cousins [i mean husband and wife] arguing constantly and maybe even the call to prayers if your especially unlucky…..no have their own places , if they want to inflict self apartheid on themselves who are we to stop them, crack on and fuck off….
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Welcome to the Cockroach Cathedral.
Dysentery, malaria, and food poisoning all provided free of charge.
If lazing about in dirty water and blistering sun isn’t for you our craft club are making suicide vests if that’s more your thing?
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I would love to take a few pigs on holiday there and they can shit all over the house, fill the pool with pig piss and generally just pork around
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In the link is a feedback box at the bottom of their guff.
Feel free to send Booking.com your “constructive” comments, I just have. 😁
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2nd link.
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Isn’t Birmingham Muslims only, soon to be rolled out to the whole UK.
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I was born in a house at the top of this road.
Now it has a Lahore postcode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktnlMNsHGwU
Wouldn’t go back there. That goes double after dark.
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Know exactly what you mean Ron. My wife was born in the old maternity hospital in Heathfield Road. Certainly have no plans to visit whatever is on the site now.
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Dirty shirt gibbons
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And this is only for the camels.
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Try walking down Brick Lane after dark and you’ll soon find that’s “Muslim Only.” I dare say there are similar areas in cities all over this country. It’s called “diversity”.
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Perhaps a good target for a lase guided missile. They all probably piss in the pool anyway and going by how many they cram into the free houses they get in the UK who the fuck would want to stay there anyways – imagine those curry farts in the morning – makes me gag…
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It’d be worth the 50-odd quid deposit just to fill the oven up with bacon and leave it on. Or buy a herd of pigs and give them the run of the shithole for a week.
Filthy cunts.
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The fuckin stench off Curry Diarrhoea would be enough to put off the most hardened Bog Rat, who would stay in that fly blown shit hole after that lot had soiled it.!!
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