Sam Smith (5)

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As we all huddle up here in Britain trying to keep warm, I’m sure that you’ll be cheered by the heartwarming sight of one our greatest ever music icons flaunting itself in the sun somewhere.

There are pictures of a superbly ‘ripped’ Sam flaunting itself in a g-string, then wiggling its perfectly toned bum while strolling along a beach.

I’ll have to hide these from the wife. One look and she’ll be frothing like a beck in a storm.

Mirror News Link

(Don’t click the news link if you’ve just eaten! – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Ron Knee

99 thoughts on “Sam Smith (5)”

  1. Prime candidate for BBC employment. Fucking weirdo cunt. The front line in Ukraine beckons with a big coooeeee, chase me.

  2. Quote: “Sam Smith hit rock bottom after struggling to cope with fame and gender identity”
    1. As has already been asked- who the fuck is Sam Smith (Samantha???)
    2. Sam should be told to put its bra’ back on and keep its tits covered up – the big tart ….

    • Why is it that these d-list types always have a ‘my struggle’ tale of woe to fall back on? A play for the sympathy vote?

  3. There is nothing wrong with gays, we have had to accept that they are not shit stabbing perverts who spread Aids and monkey pox they are normal and you are no longer allowed to give them any shit.
    That’s OK and fair enough, I can accept that as long as they are not those mincing faggaty cunts who flounce about in the hope that someone will want to stick something in their arses.
    This faggaty, mincing, warbling, jiss gargling, chutney ferret of a sausage jockey is the very opitomy of that.
    He has the same result for people’s opinions towards the uphill Gardner community as Nkozi Fulani had on sympathy for the oppressed black man’s plight.

  4. Fame reveals what a cunt someone is. Once famous no one will tell them no.
    Then we see what they’re all about. This pale giggly h0m0 was always a cunt and now fame has amplified that fact.
    I bet he tucks is microscopic penis straight back and poses in lingerie in the mirror.
    Disgusting fucker.

    • ‘Fame reveals what a cunt someone is’. How true.
      Step forward Ellen DeGenerate, Migraine and Hazbeen SkidMarkle, James Corden, Madonna, Katie Price, Prince Andrew, to name a few.

      • And Steve Coogan, Chris Evans (the speccy ginger cunt, not Captain America), Keith Allen, Mick Hucknall, Brad Pitt, Slagelins Jolie, Jeremy Clarkson, Beyonce, Mariah Carey, Cilla Black, Barbara Streis-and, Bruce Willis. Monumental cunts, all of them…

      • Add also Russell Crowe, Christian Bale, Tom Cruise, Naomi Campbell, Robbie Williams. Cheryl Tweedy, Sir Fat Reginald, Jennifer Lawrence, Kristen Stewart, Phoebe Waller Cunt, Daniel Craig and Rio Ferdicunt. A dazzling display of 24 karat cunts.

  5. This shit makes me seriously consider upping sticks and moving to Russia. The Ivans would sort this fat mincing cunt out in about five minutes.

    Feed the simpering-voiced lard arse t’t pigs.

    Evening one. Evening all.

  6. Sickening. I wish I’d never clicked that link. I can’t unsee that….

    If only there was some kind of detention camp where we could send these bandits, illegals and other vermin and make them work. Has anyone ever thought of that?

  8. Filthy disgusting wannabee ,i bet he thinks he is the only gay in the village. He should be shot in the face and ten yard s please.

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