(FFS! Can you image Regan and Carter from the Sweeney driving round the streets of London in this Tucking thing!? – Day Admin)
I have been hard on the cops in recent posts but for once I can see a positive development.
”Welsh police buy fleet of tuk-tuks to help fight crime and keep public safe”
Yes, the criminals of Cwmscwt and Aberbana are quaking in their boots, especially if these magnificent vehicles are daubed in rainbow colours. They will patrol parks and walkways so that brave coppers don’t have to actually walk. And who knows, they may be available for hire or for selling ice cream? We shall see.
Expect some spectacular pursuits of prams and milk floats.
Once again Wales leads so that England can follow.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
This is like Trumpton or Noddy. Have they got these ‘vehicles’ to go with the tattooed midgets that now masquerade as British police officers?š¤£
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I bet Noddy’s little yellow car can leave these things in a cloud of dust.
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If some cunt asked Gene Hunt to drive one of these, the Guv would shoot them.
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Now you’re talking. my kinda of geezer, whiter than a ginger bird’s arse, fire up the Quatro Gene let’s have some.
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I would have preferred a car with doors that fall off when you give the hooter a parp parp.
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The Keystone Cops were due a modern remake.
And here it is…
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It rains every fucking day in Wales, the idiot driving it will get soaked…actually fuck ’em, let the cunt drown
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Parp, parp, bud, bud, ding ding India seems happy with Chicken Tikka Masala moving in to No: 10.
Ali Beebie couldn’t wait to get on the old diversity Tuk Tuk:
Rishi Sunak: India glee over new British PM:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-63370153
Yes he’s PM, yes a Daki, yes I am sure he will be good, ra, ra, ra. But DON’T shovel into our faces the fact Daki, Blackie, or any other Hacky Sackie country is feeling ‘gleeful’ that one other their own (through parentage) has the keys to the safe.
I can just imagine all those dodgy daki businessmen (and women…) lining up wailing to cut deals with one of their own.
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Ready that article makes feel more sick. Another headline reads:
Hindi-language newspaper: “Another Diwali gift to the nation, Indian-origin Rishi to rule the whites”.
How fucking ignorant and racist is that..! Can you imagine a UK newspaper running a story like:
‘Another Xmas gift to the UK, a British man to rule the Daki’s” Fuck me there would riots on the streets.
Dirty, filthy, begging rug munchers – all of them.
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James o Brien is still bashing him on LBC,he is never happy , an ethnic is in control of the government and British policy, I bet no 10 already has Joss sticks burning and stinking of curry, I bet he has the Indian music playing, I bet it smells and sounds like a 1970s paky corner shop
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India is run by Hindu supremacists, just as China is run by Han supremacists. These huge nations are becoming less ‘multicultural’ while the west keeps promoting multiculturalism.
People in the west bleat about India being the world’s largest democracy but it’s all PR.
I’ve met a few Indian Hindus who look down uoon white people (all spoiled girls/young women).as well as Muslims, Jews and black Africans, while being in love with themselves.
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Worlds largest fucking landfill.
They have a caste system, we have a cunt system.
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Larry the cat has fucked off already, cats hate curry stink
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Are you sure it’s not a case of “Put it in the curry” ??
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I suspect you’re onto something there Hubbard,
poor Larry š
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I can just imagine all those dodgy daki businessmen (and womenā¦) lining up wailing to cut deals with one of their own.
His own fucking wife for a start…..
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Watch this peeps – he should be an ISAC contributor.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPYdzIt7p7s
Sorry – link included
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Theyāll have to do without them at the weekends, the top brass will be using them on the golf course.
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All part of the great Welsh regeneration plan. Plod will pick up the criminals and drop em off on Swansea’s new Soi Cowboy.
There they can trans into members of the new order.
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Last time I went to Swansea it was full of ‘roiders. Sounds like they’re becoming trans-roiders…
…speaking Welsh.
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Yes, the criminals of Cumscunt and Albania are quaking in their boots, shaking with fucking laughter as they sprint past in their stolen Nikes while Mr Plod stands upright on the throttle waving his fist, come back you naughty boys
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š¤”š¤”š¤”š¤”.The Keystone Cops spring to mind.
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And wacky races
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Fucking typical, two fingers to the peril of climate change and the end of the World.
Whatās wrong with tricycleās one rule for us all over again.
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Have you seen the size of them fucking slag heaps in Wales, you’d need a tuk tuk to pull a bike up there
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They missed a trick here, if they truely wanted to turn the plods into a proper Police Farce in a more virtue signalling ecofuckwit manner, then they could have issued them with electric unicycle segway/hoverboard things…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8NzyxaADfk
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Who exactly came up with this moronic idea ?
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That’ll be old Evans the Sheep who owns the only tuk shop in the valleys
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For fucks sakes! Iām going to make a special trip to Wales when I visit, weāll I have to to get a new passport, and Iām going to wear my Thai shirt that says āNO, I donāt want a massage, a new suit or a fuckinā Tuk Tukā. The Welshish are renowned for their sense of humour so should get a giggle or two from Owen the Passport Official!
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Surely they’re only large enough to take one PC? And then, of course, as it/he/she/whatever will not be walking, soon the lardarse won’t fit at all!
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