Jason Grant – Period Pain

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With a swirl of the kilt, and a glass of whiskey in hand, and the sound of the pipes in my ears, I venture North of the Border to present this obvious poof to you:

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Just to prove Miss Kranky has finally lost her marbles, she has appointed this “man” (?) as her “Period Poverty” czar.

His free products will be available to “anyone of any gender”, so if a fruity Scotsman comes up to a Rob Roy figure in a pub and offers him a free fanny wrapper…….. I suspect the A and E departments of various Scottish hospitals are going to be doing a roaring trade in patching Mr. Grant up.

Give the silly cunts independence as soon as possible, so they stop pissing OUR money against the wall.

Nominated by: W. C., Boggs

57 thoughts on “Jason Grant – Period Pain”

  1. I thought it was funny how many women got the hump because it was a ‘man’ appointed.

  2. Surely benders need tampons for their slack bumholes?
    Or some sort of bum version of Tena lady.
    All that unnatural rear-end pounding must’ve loosened off their balloon knots.

    • If I drink stout I get terrible period pains.
      And once miscarried a black baby.

      Why I don’t drink it.

      Good for Jason the wee haggis fondler.

      • Ho ho, morning MNC.
        The first time I ever drank Guiness was in New York back in 1994 (age 22).
        I got totally messed up and had to go for a shit in the middle of the night.
        With the shape of the bog bowl and my bleary-eyed state, I thought that an eel was attacking my arse, leapt up, slipped and cracked my swede on the sink and I had to go to hospital!
        Guiness is dirty stuff.

      • Morning Thomas,
        It certainly is.
        I stick to bitter or mild.
        Stouts not to my liking.

        It’s normally drank by rough types best steered clear of like Northumbrians, the Irish, and Joe Biden 😄

  3. Is he a kilt lifter? I haven’t heard him thpeak or theen him mints, yet…
    Silly farquers, the SNP.

  4. Even the original trannie tennis player martina navratilova got the hump about it.

  5. I bet this lay-dee (mother of Lady Nugee, by the looks of it), will run after Jason and demand a whole handbag full of what he is offering:

    https://www.alamy.com/eddie-izzard-attends-the-south-bank-sky-arts-awards-2022-at-the-savoy-hotel-on-july-10-2022-in-london-uk-10-july-2022-credit-see-lipicture-capitalalamy-live-news-credit-see-lipicture-capitalalamy-live-news-image474851101.html?imageid=8BB776BF-EEE2-48B9-B34E-9A88E1AB2057&p=743593&pn=1&searchId=e98ea611bd1c4cca18fd5dd92667a011&searchtype=0

  6. Shame they haven’t appointed a Czar of Getting To Fuck.

    Or an Emperor of Gassing Windbag Ginger Midgets.

    Cunts.

  7. I think the real issue here is Jeanette McKrankie of the Scottish Nazi party (SNP)
    That fucking daft jock bitch has spent the Scottish budget quicker than a Sailor on shore leave spends his wages in a Bangkok Tranny bar.

    Spending on Jam rags for slack arsed quéers instead of giving bin men a cost of living pay rise is just one example why this useless fucker and her party of cunts has to go.

    • Ho did you know I used to frequent Bangkok tranny bars on shore leave?. That must have been where I met the spouse. I must also have been very drunk. But that’s another story

  8. Another example of our slide into madness.
    Really, Is anyone surprised ?
    No ? Thought not.
    Good morning.

  9. I see that the Notting Hill Stab Fest has ended in predictable fashion.
    Fucking savages.
    Get To Fuck.

  12. They could have found someone called Jimmy to do the job, put the cherry on the comedy gold cake.

    • It would be even funnier if they got Jimmy Somerville to do this job.
      He’s Scottish and definitely in need of the wares that Sturgeon is peddling due to his continued back door action since the 1980’s. An ideal candidate.

      On a side note I’ve got him on my Deadpool nomination…………🤞

      • Even his AIDS has AIDS.

        The local council rent his gaping arsehole out and use it as a multi story car park and shopping centre.

  14. SPECIAL OFFER
    Half price sanitary products on sale now out the back of Transit vans on council estates in Berwick and Carlisle.

  15. The whole of the UK should be given a vote on Scottish independence, it is a constitutional matter after all. I’d vote for it….fuck the Krankies off and let them piss their own money away on fa**ots giving away free jam rags. What a ridiculous idea…..a poof going around schools telling young girls about their periods. Does anyone know how much Krankie is paying this little bender?

    • They’d become a third world country overnight , desperate to rejoin the EU.

      They’d be permitted and then Brussels would absolutely constantly dry fuck them .

    • It’s about having a man (well, sort of a man) pontificate upon things he can’t possibly have any experience of, in this case women’s hygiene products.
      Which, up until last year, had fucking VAT applied to them!
      Utterly ridiculous, having ‘luxury’ tax applied to a hygiene essential.
      They’re spitting in the birds’ faces a bit though…surely they could have appointed an unconvincing tran§bumder to this post? He could pretend he identifies with the wimminstruggle.

  17. When the Jockos, the Northern Irish and Scouseland get their independence, the edifice of the British imperialist state will come crashing down and East Anglia will be free.

    Wibble.

    Asylum offered to the denizens of this august corner of the internet. Except Welsh fuckers transplanted to Lincolnshire, who take out their sexual frustrations at the lack of sheep in their new surroundings by targeting innocent members of the East Anglian diaspora on the award-winning website ISAC. 😀

    • Ah, the Sean Connery of East Anglia is roused. Free EA while I live in Queensland.
      Ipswich’s gain was Oz’s loss.

      Free Scunny.

  18. Period poverty? That means men who do not have periods must by definition be in period poverty. Is their a benefit I can claim?
    The wheels on the bus are falling off , the wheels on the bus are falling off, we are truely fucked.

  19. Cut Scotland adrift.Watch them economically collapse.Jimmy Krankie wants hanging from a lamppost using razor wire.Daft trout.

  20. Always found tampons just the ticket for nose bleeds brought on by a late night snifter.

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