New Australian senator Lidia Thorpe.
Raising her fist in a black power salute and churlishly reciting the oath like a petulant spoilt little brat who didn’t get her own way.
I’m no royalist and have no problem with Australia wanting to be a republic, but go about it in a grown up way, not like a pathetic spoilt little twat. Also, as someone of Aboriginal descent, why has she culturally appropriated a western name?
Nominated by: mystic maven
I’ve just realised that she looks like Fatima Whitbread.
Actually, Fatima looks like a cross between Clyde from Any Which Way, an Abo and Lou Ferrigno:
https://images.app.goo.gl/Rg9m8ytx7B76H32e6
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Holy shit – Fatima was married…to a man! Amazing.
He was one brave cunt, almost as brave/foolhardy as Jo Brand’s husband.
Now imagine Fatima Whitbread and Jo Brand performing an angry, bitey 69 on each other…well, that’s my wank image for later on sorted.
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I saw Fatima’s autobiography, Survivor, in the charity shop yesterday and I leafed through it. She had a horrific childhood. Her mother neglected to feed her and her mum’s boyfriend was an drunken evil cunt who molested her. Athletics was her only escape and she went on to win silver and bronze Olympic medals. That’s the way to do it, folks!
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Damned right, LC. Very inspirational.
In her Mum’s defence though, she might’ve thought that she’d given birth to some sort of cave troll or boglin.
Like when the enormous Harvey Price slthered very easily from his mother’s cavernous hippo’s yawn and she exclaimed “Woss vat? Wot the fuck is vat?”
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Her name is Labia Thorpe….she’s a cunt
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What’s worrying is that people voted for her, assuming they hold elections, where people vote, rather than gather the candidates in a circle. Then some wizened old cunt, naked apart from a kangaroo skin, throws some bones in the dirt and points.
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………https://youtu.be/x1Zuo2JtTdY
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Brilliant! Absolutely fucking brilliant !
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Why the feck would anyone go to Australasia it’s to bloody hot and all the bastard wildlife has a chip on its shoulder and is invariably venomous.
Give me cold wet Blighty where you can root about under stuff and stroll through the countryside without taking your life in your hands.
Old bird I know has a son with a gazillion acre cattle station, after a torrential downpour the garden being highest point for miles was carpeted with snakes , hundreds of the legless feckers. England for me everytime, xenophobic little fecker me.🏴🇬🇧
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I went once to ‘Oz’ a few years ago, and the highlight was scores of fit birds in dental floss bikinis. Bondi was heaving with fit women. I’m talking stacked, pneumatic…😍
Any historical sites political stuff? Nah, can’t remember that. Loads of fit women bouncing about,mind…
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The Senate is a joke. Elected for six years on a party list system and no fucker knows who you are or what you are supposed to be doing. $250,000 plus expenses. I need to stand.
Although spending time in the soulless dump that is Canberra would be depressing. Makes Milton Keynes look exciting.
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I went to Canberra once and it just happened to be St Patricks day. I’d heard that it was a university town so was expecting the pubs to be packed but was more like a Limp Dumb conference on a bank holiday Monday.
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I’ve been there a few times, loved it and NZ. Mind you that was 20years so doubt anything has improved with age.
Fremantle in WA was a horror show, it was where all the Abo undesirables from Perth were shipped out to inorder to get them off the tourist areas of Perth. Streets in Fremantle regularly looked like a scene from the walking dead. The fuckers loved to drink petrol/meths.
On another note there was a bar in Perth, on the waterfront of the Swann River, called ‘The Lucky Shag Bar’
Happy times.
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Sorry guys, off topic I know, but the BBC have gone too far now and I’m fuming. So, that poor old 87 year old guy that was stabbed in London. They’ve issued a description and CCTV image of the piece of vermin that murdered the old guy. ,Notice anything missing in the description? Maybe the very thing we all knew he would end up being? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-62575679
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Couldn’t agree more, Horace. The BBC go easy these treeswingers about anything. Even murdering an 87 year old man. Absolutely sickening. One of them lot could rape and murder someone live on air, and the ‘Beeb’would be reluctant to point out what they were. An absolute disgrace.
Also, on the subject of TV: Sky Sports was the last channel I could remotely tolerate. But now, every time I turn it on, that Karen Fucking Carney is stood there and blabbering complete and utter crap. How the likes of Gary Neville, Roy Keane, ‘Viva’ Graeme Souness, and even Micah Richards tolerate her, I’ll never know. All I know is I can’t. So it’s bye bye Sky, you cunts…
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Oh, and the BBC axed ‘Crimewatch’ because it predominantly featured dark personages. And the ‘Beeb’ didn’t want their favourite pets and ‘oppressed victims’ portayed in a bad light and seen as the actual violent and criminal cunts that they are.
Absolute Fact.
Oh aye, and ‘Sir’ Lenny of Henry is in that new ‘Lord of the Rings’. So fuck that and all. Funny, I have read them all, and I don’t recall Tolkein ever writing that any Hobbits and the like were dark personages.🤔
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‘But… But… The Hobbits are fictional characters. They’re not real…’
The same old shit. Yet if some TV company re-made Huckleberry Finn and they Jim the slave white (also fictional), ‘Sir’ Lenworth would be the first to gob off and spit outrage…. The fucking cunt!
To (sort of) borrow from Van Morrison: ‘Have I told you lately that I fucking hate Lenny Henry?’
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Yet if some TV company re-made Huckleberry Finn and they made Jim the slave white (also fictional)…🙄
6am start on the machine today Thursday. Fockink, as the Dutch say…😶
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Norman, listen… they are raping our children and killing our old folk, it’s got that bad and still the media try to make out we should feel bad for not wanting to cuddle them. All the ads are full of clean living black families (there aren’t many of them trust me). They are murdering people in our capital almost on a daily basis now. Did you see them on Saturday in central London raiding fucking sweet shops and smashing the place to bits?
These people are savages and belong back where they come from. We owe them noting. People need to wake up!
(Let’s just leave it there before we go way off topic. Thanks – Day Admin)
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Yes, she has covered every fucking live game this season. Every single one.
Fucking joke. Mind you, she’s scrubbed up well recently and looked nice in that strappy top the other day.
She should take it off and jiggle them about a bit. Do something that has a point of her being there anyway. No cunt can argue with anything she says because that’s ‘sexist hate ‘. Neville and Redknapp were not far from lamping each other the other day live on telly. That’s what punditry is all about. Rows. Cloughie, Big Mal, Jack Charlton, Derek Dougan et al all used to kick off.
Now, when Carney talks shite, no cunt dare say anything. She called out a blatant non goal (which was correctly not given on VAR) as ‘should’ve been allowed’.
You could see the shit houses (male pundits) thinking ‘fucking bollocks!’ but non of them said a word. They know that cushy £1m a year contract for watching a bit of footy would be gone forever.
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@Day – Admin. Sorry mate. Was just really angry last night. Cheers.
(No probs, mate. We’ve all been there – Day Admin)
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What’s the appeal of Australia?
Apart from Sydney (which, like any 21st Century city is riddled with criminals,junkies and sexual deviants) the country is as backward as buggery. The sort of dump where when you enter a ‘pub’ all the hideous toothless inbred locals sitting at the bar swizzle round and stare at you.
Most likely they’re raping you with their eyes.( happens here as well in Cornwall,Wales and Yorkshire)
The women are fat,hairy and smell bad.
Google G1rlsOutW3st and Abbyw1nters if you don’t believe me.
Even the animals are freaks . There’s a type of little grey bear that’s got the head of Michael Winner and a mutant that looks like a squashed otter with (and I swear that I’m not making this up) afucking head with a bloody great beak instead of a mouth.
The best thing about the shithole is that it’s miles and miles from anywhere.
By the way, t’ale’s crap ‘n’ all.
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Plenty of fit birds there, cuntator.
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How many of them fancied you then?
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The women are fay hairy and smell bad!!!!!
The fuck are you about?
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My post was tongue in cheek.
fay?
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Lots of jealous Pommies on here today methinks…..!
PS. Am in Thailand at the moment….Miles and Miles of Vertical Smiles…..!
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Lucky you’re not in China where I’m led to believe their “smiles” are horizontal.
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It is nothing but an attention seeking whore,she wont be around too long i would not think.
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The dusky and attractive Yvonne Goolagong was half Abo. Using that as a yardstick she might be one in sixty four native. I probably have about the same amount of royal blood in me, but I don’t go around planting trees and fucking my cousins. Also they believe that they live on a giant turtle! I Did enjoy that film Walkabout in my youth. Sirens is good too, if you turn the sound off.
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