TV Presenters Who Constantly Put On/Take Off Their Glasses

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Short and sweet nomination for TV presenters who put on and remove their glasses every few seconds.

David Bull and Julia Hartley Brewer are regular offenders.

Just get a pair of varifocals and stop putting on/taking off. Might be too short a nom for consideration, but just venting my spleen a bit for a Sunday afternoon.

(It is a little short, but since JHB has MILF tendencies, we’ll let it pass. What other TV presenter ticks are annoying? – NA)

Nominated by: mystic maven

71 thoughts on “TV Presenters Who Constantly Put On/Take Off Their Glasses”

  1. I don’t believe anything they say if they’re shortsighted.

    Misreading the auto cue and getting facts wrong,
    I prefer someone more trustworthy with perfect 20/20 vision

    Not some scowling, milky eyed borderline Labrador walker .

    Same if a presenter is a person of colour.
    I immediately assume that they’re lying.

  2. Get your eyes lasered. And while your at it get a zip fitted to your cake-hole..

    • There was an interview with him in yesterday’s Telegraph. It had a picture of him looking so smug and self-satisfied that you just wanted to hit him.

    • When’s the cunt going to start calling his fellow ethnic presenters ‘Bruv’?

      The goat-jugged spangle.

  4. The presenters on the awful daytime show Bargain Hunt think that they appear more ‘whacky’ by wearing their glasses on the very end of their noses.

    They therefore have to tilt their heads back to look at anyone, looking down their noses at them, or if they look straight at someone the frame of the glasses obscures their sight meaning that they don’t look anyone in the eye, which to me is a bit dodgy.

    It’s extreme cuntishness.
    They can’t all have this strange habit, it must have been devised by the director.

  5. This is probably a disability quota boxticking thing?

    Get speccy four eyed fuckers on the telly.

    Next it’ll be the stutterers.
    Gozzing frustratedly all over the cameras,
    Then the epilepsy crowd.

    What’s wrong with a able bodied, white, male presenter?

    Some say that the vision impaired can do anything normal people can,

    Life guard?!!

    You’d be lucky if he found your waterlogged corpse.
    Probably only by tripping over it on his way to Specsavers.

    Fuck off.

    • Having your vision impaired is a must for politicians and the civil service.
      What do you mean 20,000 vermin turned up at Dover..
      And mutton Jeff is added bonus..

  6. To be fair, I used to do this until I got myself a pair of varifocals. Thing is, not everyone can get on with varifocals as they can be disorientating.

    Some people get used to them and overcome the disorientation, some don’t.

  7. I would watch Hartley Brewer taking off and putting on her knickers. If done tastefully. Not the David Bull cunt obviously as I dont know who he is.

    • I’d watch her take them off……what she does after I’ve filled her up I’m not interested in.
      On second thoughts, she’d have difficulty putting them back on- I’d have stuffed them in her gob to shut her up.

    • Morning Cuntstable, morning all.

      David Bull is a poof. He is also deputy leader of the Reform Party.

      Vote: ALL CUNTS! ✖️

  8. The only one who I would like to see take her glasses off the same time as she takes her clothes off is Michelle dewberry, it is said men never make passes at women with glasses, what a load of shite, I would bone her senseless until her earrings fell off, here is the delectable Michelle, horn achieved!! https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/766597167822676846/

    • She looks like a poor man’s Amanda Holden. And Amanda Holden is a poor man’s version of somebody else I’m sure.

  10. Betty Windsor popping up out her crypt every Christmas Day to spoil my dinner irritates me…”Annus horribilis” indeed…although I doubt it can have been as horrible as the ruined anus belonging to Prince Edward’s unfortunate manservant.

  12. I think they are trained to do it,to give them some faux sophistication and an air of intelligence.

    It’s bollocks.

  14. Yeah but you’d give JH-B plenty of spunk wouldn’t you? The thinking man’s crumpet!

  15. Being interviewed at home, on telly, in front of a load of fucking books.

    Every. Fucking. Time.

  16. That rampant gay-lord Schofield does this, whilst licking his lips at the thought of an after show dressing room bum with a very young trainee auto-cue technician boy. Sick Fuck.

  17. Julia HB would definitely get Freddie’s special Pearl necklace but her loud, hectoring posh voice would put me right off.

    “C*m on my face Freddie, wipe that cock with my hair.”

    “Shut up posho bitch, this isn’t a fucking porn film.”

    Phew! I think I need a little lie down.

    • See cuntzilla’s advice at 7:45 am Freddie. But it wouldn’t put me off; I wouldn’t be listening anyway.

  18. I’m just waiting for somebody to say don’t buy a TV licence or watch TV/BBC
    I did once, but I think I got away with it.

    There used to be site that had wimminz presenters flashing their gash a mate of mine told me.

  19. Come on BBC, get Rosie Jones to read the news. A five minute slot might last 17, but it would be fucking hilarious watching Rosie attempting to pronounce the names of assorted world leaders.

  20. Henry Cole (presenter/producer of Junk and Disorderly, The Motorbike Show)

    Not knocking his programmes, as they are programmes of generally old mechanical stuff which I like- except for find it, fix it, flog it, which is utter shit. Only redeeming feature of that show, is the scouse bird who fucking paints everything shit colours Gemma somebody. I would like to be very rude with her…got a very mumsy innocent look to her- bet she’s dirty.

    Anyway…moving on. Henry Cole always does this very long hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sound, which generally leads up to a cheshire cat style gurning to camera. That fucking annoys me.

    • I love Henry Cole! ‘Shed and Buried’ and ‘Junk and Disorderly’ are quality! Old geezers fucking about and having a laugh with no token ethnic or bird – a proper blokes show with presenters that know their fucking onions. A real rarity.

      • I did say I’m not knocking his shows DCI…….just Henry has some very peculiar ticks. Probably like most ex-heroin addicts I suppose. Look at Keith Richards…ow he had some fucxking weird ones.

        BTW…..don’t tell me you like Find it, fix it, fuck it up, flog it? Surely….that’s afternoon tv brain dead bollocks imo.

        Actually, the big buxom blonde bird who occasionally does the ‘ficticious’ valuations is quite attractive…American/Canadian sounding bird.

      • I’ve never seen the ‘Find It’ programme, and, judging by the IsAC reveiwers, I’ve dodged a bullet!

      • Cole is a massive poseur and a complete and utter wanker. His Jack the Lad affectations make me laugh. He rides 200 miles in a day (allegedly) and he pulls up with not a single dead fly on his headlight, his brand new leather jacket or the visor of his brand new helmet. How the fuck did he manage that? Fake, total fake.

      • I quite like him, Freddie. I enjoy the amateurish way that his programmes – the ones I watch, anyway – just look like him having a laugh with his mates, and some of his one-liners make me smile. Plus, from what I’ve read, he’s a genuinely nice bloke if you ever meet him. Sam Lovegrove’s good, too. As for the ‘200 mile’ ride – it’s television. Having been in a couple of programmes, I can tell you from personal experience that what you see doesn’t necessarily reflect what is fact.

      • “Find it Fix it Flog it” was, I believe, the show ruined by a voiceover by the terminally ghastly Jo Brand…

    • Find it Fix it Flog it is voiced over by Rhona Cameron not Jo Brand.

      Still a cunt tho.

  21. That odd cadence of voice, like that Tom Savidis from Meridian or South Today. Which ever one it was, his weird intonation got on my nerves.

  22. Everything about Robert fucking Peston. The whiny voice, drawn out delivery and foppish hair.

    That’s even before you get to the pencil necked turds bias and not letting the cunt he is interviewing answer his question without constant interruptions.

    • Well said LL.

      Bob Pestilence is a first rate cunt.

      How he’s managed not to be seriously assaulted is quite the mystery.

      Anyhow fuck him the soppy puff.

      • What a shame he wasn’t “on the ground” at today’s latest exploding person/building/ everything in Kabul.

        A mosque I think is today’s rubble.

        The cunts.

    • PestOnTV – one of the best reasons there is to ditch the licence fee and bin terrestrial TV 👍

  23. Slightly off topic, but why do some of the presenters have to travel somewhere to give you a ‘live’ report where fuck all is actually happening?
    The ones outside Parliament are the worse, although something usually does happen : someone shouting bollocks about Brexit so you can hardly hear the presenter.

    • True. A good one is the weather presenters. Recently during this drought, they’ve fucked off on a jolly to film somewhere that is ‘hot’ or has a dried up reservoir……why??

      If I’m up North and they’ve fucked off down South to show me dried up river beds….then I don’t give a fuck coz I’m up North, and if I’m down South already, then I already KNOW it’s hot and we have dry reservoirs.

      Bollocks

    • The televisual equivalent of a ‘Serving Suggestion’.

      Cheers for suggesting I put the soup in a bowl, I was thinking about serving it in a fucking basket, you patronising cunts.

      • To be fair..manufacturers had to add that to packaging coz you had fucktards opening packaging, and were expecting sprigs of parsley, or lettuce or such dressings included with the product when pictured on the front. Tesco would sell roast beef, showing it served on the pack with spuds and greens, and people said the packaging was misleading because all it included inside was the beef…….manufacturers put that disclaimer on everything now to cover their arses.

        Next cunt will complain the bottle of wine he got doesn’t come with a glass inside, as pictured on the label. Idiots like that is why we now have ‘contents may be hot’ on plastic coffee cups.

      • It’s a sad indictment of todays society that you’re correct.

        I wish someone would stick a warning on objects telling people not to shove them up their arses. I nearly gave myself a fucking hernia laughing at the last one.

        The soppy cunt.

      • Not forgetting the sign put up in Tesco, saying daffodil bulbs were not to be eaten. Because I dare say our foreign friends have done just that. Fucking imbeciles.🙄

      • I’ll write a book, one day. Included will be the bird who shoved a vibrator up her jacksee and called because she couldn’t get it out and it was making her spine vibrate!🤣🤣🤣

        True, that!!

  25. Any ‘celebrity’ or F-Lister cunt on crap like The Masked Singer who feigns astonished open mouthed ‘shock’ when they discover who the dignity-free cunt is in the stupid costume. Fake as Brucie Jenner’s tits and irritating as fuck.

  26. Karen Carney just standing there on Sky Sports bugs the shite out me and makes my blood boil….👿

    Just thought I’d mention it…

    • Any fucking bird commenting on mens’ sport has me reaching for the Bisoprolol and Omeprazole, Norman.

      You’re not alone.

  27. Currently getting on my onions?

    The spazmongous social media mongs who think that Jim Ratcliffe, Elon Cunt, or any other bloke is going to buy Man United. If any tosspot thinks any successful businessman is going to buy United and take on the Glazer debt and pay those thieving inbreds the money they’ll want to sod off… Then they are a total cunt.

    There’s about as much chance of that as there is of me having my evil way with the lovely Amber (the dolly in the glasses from my previous post).

  28. It’s the verbal ticks that get on my last nerve.
    You know what I mean.
    Outside broadcaster: Now, back to the studio!
    Studio presenter: yeeeerrrse, indeed!
    What in the fuck does that mean?
    It’s just word salad, and very annoying.

    • Also those who constantly thank everyone who just spoke.
      Thanks for that weather report
      Thanks for that tedious crap bulletin about Mrs Jones’ dead dog, absolutely fascinating.

  29. And what the fuck is that they do on the TV athletics now?
    Each runner gets introduced with a fanfare and they grin and wave at the camera, It’s not Opportunity Knocks, for fuck’s sake.

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