Question Mark and Exclamation Mark Abusers.

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Question mark and exclamation mark abusers.

I’ve just had a message from a student on Teams which was this, ‘????????’

Fuck off. I’ve been doing my best to help this not-very-intelligent student but …

It’s bad enough when someone uses more than one ? or !. It shows they’re a bit on the cuntish side.

I worked in the City of London for 20 years and the increasing use of multiple question marks or exclamation marks always got my goat. What is it about grammar you don’t understand?

Now that I’m a teacher, I see it even more from my colleagues. For fuck’s fucking sake (there was a need for me to spell that out), what the fuck is going on!

!!!!

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

41 thoughts on “Question Mark and Exclamation Mark Abusers.”

  1. A nicely leftfield nom there, Dark key cunt!
    This is surely the natural expansion of the proloferation of both ghastly “text speak” and people’s latter tendencies to over-enunciate like the social media consuming idiots that they are, wouldn’t you say?
    Same with exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. I’m sure I read somewhere that Millennials and Zoomers were shit scared of full stops!

    They thought full stops were a form of micro aggression and therefore were offensive.

    I don’t think they’re too keen on asterixis either,

    Bunch of soft F**king C***s… !!!!

  3. It’s a pity there isn’t a punctuation mark for cunt, maybe we should invent one. So when you get a message that reads ????? or ??!!!, you could effectively reply cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
    Wouldn’t that be great!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • I once read of an author out of town when his book was released. Curious about sales he sent the following telegram to his agent:

      “?”

      The answer:

      “!”

  4. Shouldn’t you be teaching these kids critical race theory, correct pronouns, and not to stab each other DKC???!!

    I couldn’t teach,
    Not just because I’m thick but because I hate young people.
    All the fun went out of it when you couldn’t cane them or bounce blackboard cleaners off their heads.

    Get them to use emojis instead!!!!
    😯😯😯

    • I wouldn’t last a morning, the classroom would be strewn with bodies with no teeth and/or broken bones. The cunts.

    • Ha Mr Gilbert made sure the blackboard cleaner was thick with chalk dust, always threatened us with a “white ear”, in his seth efrican eccent.

      And landed one occasionally.

      Happy days

  5. If I’m unsure of punctuation,I just shove a row of little dots in and bash on….I’ve been told that it is an annoying habit…..Good.

    • Morning Dick, 👍

      I sometimes have a young lad from next door work for me when he’s back from University.
      He seems, well…a bit of a dummy .
      Massive gaps in his education!!

      If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s ignorance.
      So I’ve taken it upon myself to round off his education.

      I tell him my theories on race, ethnic identity,
      And he sits and listens quietly.
      It must motivate him because he’s then dead keen to get out of the van and get cracking!!!

      • I had 3 students who used to come and help if there was a lot of timber to handball…they thought of it as weight training…..finished one of the Cunts when I discovered that he was a veggie…didn’t want him stinking the transit out before collapsing after 5 minutes work due to eating shite.

    • Morning Mr F….I trust you construct your romantically threatening love letters to the fragrant Miss Arterton with more grammatical attention than you afford to us gits here on ISAC?
      When I’m sending my love letters to my celebrity crush, I don’t have to bother with grammar, spelling or punctuation…they’d all be above her head anyway. People say she’s hideous, but I can’t help myself. It’s Daniella Westbrook’s cocaine-ravaged face and single nostril that gets my blood pumping!

      • Morning Tommy 👍

        I’m with you on the alluring ms Westbrook!
        A girl who can lick her eyebrows is a delight.
        That bulldog underbite is a bonus too.

        Get her back on the coke,
        She’ll do anything then,
        She’s lost her sense of fun now she’s not a junky!!!

      • Morning MNC…Daniella not a junkie?
        She’ll 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 be a junkie!
        Quite frankly, I’m amazed she’s still alive, the sad bitch.
        Wonder if she’s pals with Katie Price?!

      • I’m still searching for a Tart willing to pop her glass eye out and let me give her a real “skull-fucking”….although I’d probably settle for just getting her to blink me off.

        (You’re such an old romantic, Dick! – Day Admin)

      • You have been listening to the ROMANCE HOUR on IsAC.

        Join us at the same time next week, When Lord F, Thomas, MNC and special studio guest Katie Price, try to find the definite answer to one of mankind’s oldest questions:

        “Spit or swallow”-which is best??????????!!!!!

    • There was a woman back in the early 80’s who worked the bar in a pub in Dover, now no longer there unfortunately. If any clientele annoyed her, she would drop her glass eye into their beer. That always cleared the air. A great conversation piece though otherwise.

  6. “What is it about grammar I don’t understand?????
    Quite a lot and I did a Cambridge TEFL course about 10 years ago just before retirement. To help teach the boat kids / men English.

    Fuck me did you know there are 12 different tenses plus one special one ? ??

    Good job the nice lady teacher and fellow students took pity on me ensuring I passed.

    Good nomination Dark key. Apologies for my profligate use of question marks.

  7. It isnt just punctuation. It’s fucking emojis, LOLS and the rest. Anyfucker who uses them is a cunt.

    • Indeed-I always try and shoe-horn in emojis-and am a complete cunt!!!!!!
      😀👍
      🤔
      😢

  9. Ampersand (&) is actually a word and a punctuation mark. I started using it when I was at school during English. The teacher at the time told me to stop using it & to write the word in full, saying it was a Greek abbreviation mark. Shows how much the cunt new because it’s a mixture of Latin & English apparently. I was too young to argue the toss, & didn’t know it’s true definition at the time. I like the way the Spanish write out a question. It starts with an upside down question mark, & finishes with one the right way up.

    • I just remembered, he also ‘took offence’ if I crossed the 7 or slashed the 0 the fucking petty old cunt !!!

    • My old English teacher, Mr. Wagstaffe, was brilliant. He made us write

      It’s = it is / it has at the top of every page in our exercise books…

      • 100 lines was the usual punishment handed out for pissing them off. This could easily double up if you said “Where’s the fucking ruler?

  11. From an IT point of view, I do recall a few years ago (pre Brexit) whereby the EU were trying to force legislation to make sure that the “£” symbol would no longer be readily visible on a UK keyboard.

    Instead, they wanted the Euro symbol on the No. 3 key in order to unify the Euro identify across all EU member states regardless of whether the state in question had adopted the Euro or not.

    And to access the “£” symbol you’d have to go into the character set and dig it out!

    Pure vindictive move by the EU against the UK. But fortunately most computer manufacturers told them to ££££ off !!!!

  12. ???? (Number of question marks) Could be used to show the degree of annoyance with the government

    Why are you spending £5 million a day to house channel scum??????????

    A scale of 1 to 10, one being only slightly annoyed to ten being I want to rip your throat out and shove it up your arse.

    • A good idea there S.O.I. & exclamation marks could be used for when you are pleased about something. Obviously the government won’t be getting any of them! They get high level ? all day long.

      • Hehe, only if they fly out 30000 channel cunts to Rwanda 👍
        If Boris could pull that one off he would get my vote even if he was caught butt fucking Angie on the speakers chair 😂

  13. And that Riddler in that new Batman film is crap. Not a patch on Frank Gorshin (RIP). Mind you, the whole film is shit…

    ? and the Mysterians were good though. 96 Tears. A tune, that is.😎

    • Yes Norman, only Burt Ward (Robin) is still alive from the original & best cast from nearly 56 years ago. He was definately the Boy Wonder then at only 19 years of age!

      • Used to love the Batman show when I was a kid, Lord Scunthorpe.
        I think Julie Newmar (the one and only Catwoman) is still alive too.

  15. I really disliked my English “teacher”, looking back she was one of the first of the “middle claars white gals” who was given the position due to gender and political correctness.
    She was useless at spelling, and would get really angry when I pointed her innumerable mistakes – but as I often said – to the little bitches fury – “as an English teacher don’t you think you should be able to spell?
    Still got an ‘O’ Level in English Literature despite her bouncing me down a class, highest grade in the school year and most amusing telling the hateful bitch exactly what I thought of her – she tried to damage my education through spite, and I delighted in shouting this (and a lot of other things) at the awful, nasty cunt.

    • Vern-all joking aside, your tale is a familiar one.
      The lentil knitting left, infiltrated state schools in the late 70’s/early 80’s-and students who questioned these (almost exclusively wimminz) arseholes, would be reprimanded.

      Imagine how bad it is now.

      • Kids nowadays are far too indoctrinated to even notice it, never mind question it.

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