Tolkien is the most overrated writer since that cunt Shakespeare. Pages and pages of barely readable drivel with the occasional good scene does not a classic make. Tolkien wrote one good (kids) book but The Lord of the Rings trilogy is utter bollocks. The Return of the King is utter shite; all that fucking dross to get to a totally crap ending.
Peter Jackson is also a cunt.
Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt
I’ve tried. I really have. But Ican’t get past the first twenty minutes of Lord of the Rings without falling asleep from sheer absolute bloody boredom. It’s shite. Absolute fucking shite.
Fuck knows why everybody raves about it. Why would you pay good money to go to the cinema and watch this crap? It’s beyond me. It really is…
Nominated by : Dioclese
Lord Of The Rings is definitely long winded and overcomplicated… Thing is though it has started a whole craze for that type of thing… Game Of Thrones (which is even worse!), Harry Potter (bollocks!), that brillo pad haired cunt who now runs (or ruins) Dr. Who, and even comic books (like that awful DC New 52 shite!) now always have ridiculously long, pretentious, multi episode/issue crossover overegged story arcs…. They are closer to soap operas than they are to classic good guys versus bad guys stories…
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Wow, NW you must be my brother from another mother, I could not have expressed it any better. I pretty much don’t bother with any series. either film or TV, where I have to watch previous installments to know what is going on. And while I’m on the subject, what the fuck is with twilight? Mardy cow with no personality is having to chose between 2 men? In real life, the only way that would happen is if her tits dispensed beer, and her arse was a socket for free Sky TV. Possibly not even then. I hope that producers finally ditch this culture of easter eggs and intertwined story lines, for series where you can just watch one on it’s own, others to list – heroes, lost, 24 add your own, I watched none of them
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“Is a hobbit’s arse as hairy as its legs?” I was at a free drinks do which turned out to be a Q&A session organised by the the fillum fellows at a screening orf the Lord Orf The Rings or some such. Had expected a spot of Irish dancing and some buckshee Old Grandad whiskey but they must have cut all that. Cut a long story, the camp cunt actor chappy playing Gandalf along with a room full orf other paedos was there. Point is offered me two penn’orth, valid point orf view ect ect and put me question to old Gandalf (McKellen is it?) as one who is most likely to know. Pulled a face like a prune and the cunt ignored me.
Have long held the view that this whole Middle Earth crapola is just a reflection orf the degenerates peopling Oxford at the time Tolkein was up there with his incestuous mateys. Hobbits? Paedo fantasy. Orcs? Just a bit orf rough trade donchaknow. Soreon? The ultimate evil dad. I know from me time up that there was always a faction that would would offer hospitality by hanging their arses out orf the house windows. Bright young literary things that had never had a straight shag.
Trouble is the brain dead yanks have taken to the whole Tolkein toss like the credulous cunts they are. Basis orf countless digital games and sub-genre spin orfs like the atrocious Game Orf Thrones. Point made me thinks.
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Elizabeth Butler-Sloss has been appointed to look into her family and pals sodomizing kids. I wonder what her findings will be.
She’s one evil fucking cunt. The rancid old bitch did everything possible as ‘judge’ to make sure kids were made available to pedophiles.
There were/are secret family courts with judges wanking under the desk as orders were/are made to place new-born babies (that had been snatched by evil pedophile cunt social workers from maternity wards) with homosexuals turd-burglars, for a life of arse-shagging and cock-sucking.
The old cunt Sloss presided over the ‘family’ division a corrupt legal system for years, and there are now over 5 million kids who have been denied access to their fathers, in the secret (pedophile) family courts, so they become unstable and vulnerable (when brought up by single slags), and more easily susceptible to being groomed and sodomized by judges, lawyers, social workers, probation officers, MPs, local councilors, teachers, clergy etc. (the usual filth pedophile suspects).
Elizabeth Butler-Sloss is dirty evil cunt. It’s like putting that filthy depraved sick cunt, Clare Balding, in charge of a troop of Brownies, appointing the old bitch Sloss to look into kiddy-fiddling.
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Today, I would like to nominate Ben Duncan. Until recently, this saggy buffalo scrotum was a Green party councillor for Brighton and Hove. I say until recently because he’s been sacked as a Green councillor and is now an Independent. His crime? Apart from being from being a far left fuckwit that is. Well, he decided to tweet his distaste of Armed Forces Day. And apparently, it’s only the latest in a series of dipshit tweets.
This is one of the reasons I hate the left wing. They constantly harp on about the right to freedom of speech, whilst slagging off the very people who ensure they keep their freedom. Often with the most despicable of comments. They truly are the definition of ungrateful cunts.
His exact words were, “Armed Forces Day has certainly brought the hired killers onto the streets of Brighton today. Hard to explain to my son”. Actually, it’s pretty easy. “Well son, those people wearing their uniforms are the reason that people who don’t wear a uniform are allowed things like freedom of speech, freedom of expression, freedom itself basically. We owe them our gratitude”. See, easy.
I’ve mentioned in the past that I served in the British Army for 18 years. Including tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. So obviously, this little piece of shite has offended me greatly. Especially since I lost two good mates. One in Basra and the other in Nowzad. Men of honour.
I don’t particularly give a fuck that he doesn’t like military personnel. I despise left wing cunts like him. So I guess it makes us even. In my opinion though, the right to freedom of speech, does not necessarily mean you have to use it all the time. Some things are best kept to yourself, and Duncan’s recent comment comes under that category. Then again, Liberals are usually the most vocal. And they always talk shite.
I don’t mention my service to try to big myself up by the way. I just want you to understand where I’m coming from.
What saddens me the most, is the fact that this dick actually has children. I mean that poor little fucker is going to grow up believing that being an ungrateful, mouthy, obscene little cunt, is a good thing. It isn’t. It just means you’re an ungrateful, mouthy, obscene little cunt.
I will always be proud that I served my country. Even though I now consider myself a stranger in that country. Ben Duncan is incapable of understanding what it is that makes people decide to serve UK rather than just take from it, like he does. He might consider people like me to be ‘hired killers’, but I consider myself to be a better man than Duncan could ever hope to. He’s nothing more than a far left traitor.
I should mention as well, that I think the Green party’s action here has motivated, at least in part, by a threat from a right wing group to march through Brighton in protest at Dickweed Duncan’s comment. Personally, I think those loopy Green cunts all agree with him.
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Consider him added to the CuntQ…
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Bugger me nephews, must add The Green Party in total to the above. The green grinches in Brighton have spent £140 grand converting the public conveniences in near-bye Rottingdean into “Gender Neutral” khazis. Caroline Lucas, the filly that looks like an android and former leader of the council,decamped to Westminister as an MP. Her successor as leader, one Jason Kitkat, has resigned with a very large non vegetarian knife in his back and puddles orf the red stuff all over the place. Typical ultra lefty right-on carve up. Vote Green, get red.
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Indeed Sir Limply. Caroline Lucas has of course previously been cunted twice on this esteemed site – once by my good self…
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Jason Kitkat?
And he wants to be taken seriously?
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How is he not being investigated by the police for making malicious communications? It is supposed to be illegal to make communications likely to cause offence, yet he is getting away with it. If someone not in public office made a post on twitter as offensive as that, we would more than likely see them in court in a highly publicised court case, so that we would feel that the police were doing a good job (irony doesn’t work as well with the written word)
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Interesting you say that OB. He threw a resignation wobbly because nobody would take him seriously. Indeed he used to be called Jason Mars Bar but changed it because he got too many orfers to suck him orf.
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A slim majority of moderates under amiable council leader Mr Kitcat have fought ceaseless challenges from a cabal of hard-Left councillors led by his deputy Phelim Mac Cafferty, a prominent gay activist.
Phelim Mac Cafferty?
And his partner Ben Downe?
How the fuck can anyone take these cunts seriously?
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Heard orf the two gay greens Ben Doon and Phel Mac Cavity? You cannot beat the old gags.
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