Hippies (3) – What is their purpose in Life?

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Is there any group of people on Earth worse than hippies? From the sanctimonious bellends of Extinction Rebellion to money-grubbing bastards like Jobs and Branson, the sort of people who would go through a dog turd to find a 5p piece, hippies make the world just that little bit more unpleasant for everyone…

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Mitchell hasn’t been relevant since Nixon was in the White House. Young? Fuck knows. When was the last time he had a hit? 1980? I got him confused with Neil Diamond when discussing this with the Empress but fuck him anyway. Spotify have basically told him to fuck off.

This is in no way in support of Joe Rogan, of whom, like Chamberlain, I know nothing. All I would say is that anyone who has that wankstain Petersen on his show must be a bit of a cunt.

Two great philosophers on hippies…

“Never trust a hippie” – John Lydon.

“I know hippies. I’ve hated them my whole life.” Eric Cartman.

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Nominated by: Emperor of East Anglia

80 thoughts on “Hippies (3) – What is their purpose in Life?”

  1. All the Hippies i’ve ever met are all tight fisted and sanctimonious. They don’t seem to have any principles, would sell their own kids to save their worthless arses

  2. They don’t age well. I know one who was a kind of hippy. He was a white rasta in his youth with the dreads. He still smokes loads of waccy baccy and nowadays is what I would call, ‘a fucking hippy’.

    He’s about 50 but looks 75.

  3. I know a white rasta,
    He was a New age traveller.
    Hes gone bald on top with them dreadlocks at the back,
    Looks like RiffRaff from Rocky Horror show.

    Nowadays hes a sovereign citizen.
    Mad as a shitehouse rat.

  4. That link in the nom of Rotten?
    Impressed a young Miserable no end first time I saw it.

    He’s obviously channelling Peter cook.

  5. I’m from Oswestry in Shropshire and there is a small town about 25 miles away in Mid Wales called Llanfyllin which is near a hippy’s paradise called Llanrhaeadr waterfall. There was a hippy colony established in the area back in the 60’s and the cunts decided to stay (as did their descendants unfortunately).

    Back in the day when I was in my late teens (basically 2000/2001) the general area was swimming with smug, lefty, 2nd generation hippies but I didn’t really pay that much attention to it as I was in my late teens so was far more concerned with getting loose hippy girls to suck my dick.

    On reflection, I should have been more mature, attentive and forward-thinking. Never did I think that my willingness to scuttle birds (with questionable hygiene) would lead to a world in which the very notion of critical thought would be verboten.

    However, because I am not a little bitch like Joe Rogan, I am not going to apologise for my crimes………… I’m just going to acknowledge them.

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