Formula One is a cunt.
Sack Michael Masi or Lewis Hamilton may quit shouts the headline:
Here’s the thing though how many people quit watching F1 because of the woke fest it has become and the Hamilcunt in particular. The headline ought to say: “Hamilcunt to quit so try watching F1 again and enjoy the exciting finishes Michael Masi has ushered in without having to suffer any woke nonsense!”
Nominated by: Mikdys
Formula 1 used to be interesting. It was dicing with death and even boring drivers like Nikki Lauda had burnt ears. Today driving around a scaletrix track in a kevlar capsule pretty much rules out the whole point of it. Total cunt fest put on for the rag heads.
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Spot on. Only the Middle East puts up the money now just look at all the advertising. Will end up with all the races being held there or thereabouts. I lost interest after Schumacher and Hill all retired.
The only reason the first corner gets sold out first is to witness a pile up.
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Lauda = opposite of boring. RIP you crazy fucker. The evel kneivel of F1.
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I almost fell asleep reading the article. F1 is a bore-fest and should be put down.
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😴
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..zzzZZOOM!!
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Hamilcunt having a hissy because it didn’t go his way. Shut up you fucking big girl. Don’t know who this cunt is he wants sacked but if he planted a load of broken glass under the wanker’s tyres that’s ok with me.
Oh….and he can stick his knighthood up his fake wokie arse.
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The nasty gravy faced cunt isn’t fit to be mentioned in a sport that once had colossus such as Graham Hill winning the Triple Crown.
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Agree👍
Even Mansell was more exciting than Hamilcunt.
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Formula One has gone from being a fabulous spectacle to and utter crock of wank in the last 15 years.
Hamilton is a complete cunt and has played his part in its decline but it was a shitfest long before he started preaching and taking da knee.
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Hamilton always seems to me to be a mixture of Harry Hewitt and Marcus Rashford: The world weary downtrodden person of colour, down to his last few million, but caring passionately about “ma peeple”, and the self interest poor me whiner. I think all three of them ought to be sent away to pick cotton for one banana a day.
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Didnt like scalectrix as a kid,
Even less as a adult.
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I didn’t have it and didn’t miss it. Same with F1, or any sport.
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Mr Boggs Sir “a mixture of Harry Hewitt and Marcus rashford “ 😂 😂 great description. No wonder he’s an Uber mega Cunt.
F1 is shite
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NASCAR and the BTCC. Now they are exciting.
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EID666- I used to go to the Daytona 500 every year and at first it was exciting. Just ordinary guys who drive really fast cars for a living. Used to be able to go into the pit areas and chat with the drivers and crews, then NASCAR changed all the rules and money poured into it. Used to be 1 owner, 1 team. Now it’s a free for all with polished up, pretty boy drivers. Gone are the real characters. It’s as boring as F1 now!
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Hamilcunt has clearly moved on from his impetuous post race press conference bitching to a more measured approach of throwing his toys out of his pram behind the scenes. Did Damon Hill threaten to quit when Schumacher got away with deliberately running into him and snatching the title? Did Prost do the same when Senna did the same to him? No. They dusted themselves down and got on with it. Formula 1 needs to go back to the old points system, the old qualifying set up and the old tyre supply set up. It’s been fucked since they changed all that.
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I think you are right – it started seriously going downhill when the old qualifying format was ditched. Flat out through the smoke of an earlier spin in the closing seconds not knowing if you are going to end up with pole or death in a fireball. Mansell crawling all over Senna’s gearbox, lap after lap, at Monaco. Earlier than that, Hunt selling teddy bears to the arriving crowd to buy fuel for the Hesketh.
RIP F1
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Don’t watch F1…watch BTCC, World Superbike and MotoGP…far more skillful and entertaining.
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Spot on Mr Boggs, the new MotoGP season is only five weeks away; bring it on.
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Indeed, and after many years of predictability, last years’ WSBK was fantastic, with an exciting and worthy winner in Razgatlioglu and a thoroughly magnanimous runner-up in Rea.
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Dead right about the bikes TtCE ! And F1? Like watching paint dry.
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Some yawn fest because little Lewis didn’t get the title.
Good, Masi should have a golden statue built in his honour.
Tough titty Hamilcunt, go join Linekunt in the nappy department.
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Once James Hunt retired I no longer had any interest in it at all.
They might as well be racing with drones in the modern era.
Dull as fuck.
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I would start watching again if the cars were fitted with 50 cal machine guns.
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I’d watch it if it was likely a driver, especially Hamilton turned into a crèpe Suzette after losing control on a chicane.
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Or turn it into The Wacky Races eh, UT? I’d love to see Räikkönen driving Dick Dastardly’s Mean Machine.
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You are SAS navigator Major Mike Sandler and I claim my five pounds.
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Ah yes Mike Sadler
One of the originals.
Long Range Desert Group..then S.A.S.
Right out of the top drawer.
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I’d watch if they ditch the no bumping rule, took out some ove the over-used corners, made every car the same and relied on driving skill. Oh, fastest car wins, boring.
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Rush, movie about hunt / lauda was on last night. Toasted drivers all over the place, f1 looked like fun in the 70,s…..🏎
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Apart from his sadly ultra-early death, who wouldn’t have wanted to emulate Hunt? Driving fast cars, boozing, smoking tabs and knobbing as many birds as your dick could cope with.
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Certainly beats clocking on for 40 years…..😬
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TtCE@ – James Hunt was one of my heroes – he arrived (late) for practice one morning, went out, engine cut so a panicking pit crew galloped out to see where the carnage was to find Hunt snoring in the car at the side of the track sleeping off a monumental evening of partying!
Lauda was a technical genius and a master tactician – Hunt was a wild man with the biggest pair on the grid.
And Hunt or Lauda would have that yappy boy Hamilton firmly in his second rate place in two laps – Lauda and Hunt were two of the bravest Men I have ever known from a time when death was an ever present spectre – a big pair needed back then.
F1 is a pantomime, and with George Russell and Max Verstappen hammering Hamilton in terms of speed and youth I think chippy Scalextric boys time is pretty much done – in times past I would have supported a driver just because he was British, but Hamilton can go fuck himself – the only time I would watch is if he was being cooked and a “vengeful race director” insisted on the film crew capturing it (Hamiltons Bulldog would run over, put the boot into the cunt then cook a steak on the flames! 😀👍)
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Great film. Hunt vs Lauda was a real race. Wheels off the track.
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They should strap Hamilcunt to a bike and make the fucker do the Isle of Man TT. He’d shit himself.
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F1 should be consigned to the bin. It was supposed to be all about tech dev for everything associated with the ICE … that era is over. Everything now should be based around evolving tech and AI based racing outfits that are NOT based on individuals. Time to knock the ‘placing of people on pedestals’ on the head keep all the money in the team and get more destructive action!
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Can you imagine if Lewis was killed during a race. I’d wear the replay button out.
We live in hope.
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Jawohl, obersturmbannfuhrer. Das is recht.
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The most boring ‘sport’ ever. Makes dog racing look interesting.
Morning all.
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F1 is so boring it makes GOLF look really exciting.
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It’s all bollocks and now there’s a rich oily rag head in charge.
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User to be one of my favourite sports back in the Senna, Prost and Mansell days.
Now, it’s just fucking boring. The drivers are woke cunts (mostly). The races are just boring (safety car is for the gays) and it all seems too smooth and quiet.
I liked the footage from Senna’s cockpit. Rattling away with the engine screaming.
Now it’s a quiet whistle with no shaking.
Zzzzzzzzz
It’s fucking shite.
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Quiet? Nah, its 50-ish angry bees. Horrible noise. I’d prefer a grunt engine, like a muscle car of the 60s.
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Am surprised Greta and her fanbase of trolls aren’t up in arms about all the pollution F1 generates during practice and race rounds!
And where’s Insulate Britain? Why aren’t they invading the grid, gluing themselves to the tarmac in front of Woke Hamilton and co?
Surely Woke Hamilton should be acquiescing to the eco-warriors and insist all F1 cars go electric in order to save precious Greta’s future!
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Mercedes and Hamilton are full of shit, the race director doesn’t make decisions on who has new tyres and who doesn’t. Coming into the last few laps when Hamilton was in the lead and Verstappen 2nd there was a safety car, Hamilton stayed out and Verstappen put on new tyres, when the safety car ended all that Masi did was restore the situation prior to the safety car. If Hamilton had put on new tyres he would have won (probably).
The cunts are upset because they made the wrong decision.
Hamilton is a cunt and Mercedes are cunts
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And paint the cars silver you virtue signalling wankers!
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Followed f1 from the 60’s. Quit in 2000. Turned into a fashion show with all the pathetic interviews. Hamilton a brilliant driver, but total cunt. That last “race” was a total stich up, and Masi is a bigger cunt, how much money did he make out of that decision??
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Correct. Verstappen didn’t win the championship, Masi won it for him. Thinks he’s in control and is entitled to move the goalposts. If I was Hamilton I’d tell them to stick it. He doesn’t need the money.
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Lets use kickstarter, make an amateur team, and call it IsACunt. Have that stencilled on the side too. The is a cunt racing team. Would be hilarious to win.
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Rich people driving boring cars round in circles…I would rather glue my head to the carpet.
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Considering F1 is now a procession behind the cunt with the fastest car, I have turned to alternative sources for my petrolhead fix.
https://www.madeiraislandnews.com/2021/11/calheta-rally-accident-co-pilot-nuno-rodrigues-had-to-be-removed-from-car.html
I try and get to the Madeira wine rally and classic car rally when I can. Pick yourself a bend, sit down with cool box of sandwiches and beer and enjoy a day of motorsports.
If you have driven the roads of Madeira, you will know how pant shittingly scary this must be.
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It’s all about the cars .Safe as houses.
Reckon I could do a ton in one.
What I really hate is this spunking of huge bottles of champagne on the rostrum.
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We need to update F1and make it more appealing to IsAC types:
-Jeremy Vine and all the other cycling cunts on the track👍
-BLM activists on the track
-insulate Britain cunts, glued to the outside of the sweeping bends👍
-traction control and ceramic brakes removed👍
Fuck yeah😀
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Once a Sport for Playboys, loved a shag, a drink and smoked Tab’s, fit birds hanging around the pits wearing fuck all, crashes galore and the occasional Death. Fast forward to now, cars that pretty much drive themselves, sound like my Lady’s hairdryer, super safe, boaring circuit’s, not a Slapper in sight and drivers with zero personality (Baldy Munkey Boy) in particular.! Another sport ruined by Money.!
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Dont forget the ‘no bumping’ rule. What is this, fast boring dodgems?
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I hate most of the F racing, 1 2 3, whatever. I watch british touring cars and stuff like that. F1 is way too safe, and way too boring. I always hate that the car can go over 200mph or whatever, yet theres so many corners in all the tracks so there isnt much point. Its like those nobheads who buy a porche or ferrari and live in a town/city.
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IDEA: cap the speed at 180, have a standardised car design, less corners on tracks, cut out the standard ‘racing line’ shit they have, and rely on the skill of the driver to win. THEN they can say this driver is better than that one. Oh, and stop the cars sounding like angry wasps! Bzzzzzzzzzzzz…
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Lewis Hamilton; worth £210m and still doesn’t know how to feed a dog.
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