Fraulein Angela Merkel (12) saluted by German Army

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Oh my good god!

Yes folks, Chancellor Merkel leaves office (hoorah!), and the Germans seize the chance to re-live the ‘good old days, Mein Kameraden’.

I could hardly believe my eyes, as Sky and the BBC showed live coverage of ranks of German soldiers, clad in black, marched past ‘Der Fuhrer’, flaming torches held aloft – in a scene almost identical to the rows of brown shirts and SS that marched similarly past Hitler, when he was appointed Chancellor in 1933.

Hitler March Past Link

Does the Reich not see how genuinely disturbing and in poor taste this event was, given the covid clampdowns and Austria’s recent move to make injections ‘Mandatory’ (Germany soon to follow, I suspect).

Elderly holocaust survivors must have been watching in fear and dread from behind their sofas.

Unbelievable !

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Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

54 thoughts on “Fraulein Angela Merkel (12) saluted by German Army”

  1. Oh they do like a torchlight parade don’t they.
    Surprised there was not a huge bonfire of books!😁

  2. They cant help themselves can they. Next it will building heavy duty long wheel base track vehicles for farm work , fighter jets for civilians and 1 million fully automatic assault rifles for target competitions.
    I’m sure the boy scouts are going to get a rebrand…..
    Not to mention building 50 new hoilday camps with lack of running water in the showers.
    The Fourth Reich cant be trusted…

  3. It looks like the lectern she’s standing behind is deliberately shaped to give her an hourglass figure. Fucking hell, is anyone going to be fooled by that?

  4. Probably tootled off to Bavaria in her private Stuka.
    It’s outside living memory that Germany was a smoking ruin and the population a starving rabble..
    So maybe they are thinking of having a reunion?
    Jawohl?

  5. I’m sure the optics were intentional. Who was the message for though? The non vaccinated Germans who I’m sure will will be soon forced to wear a yellow corona virus badge or was it for the rest of greater Germany otherwise know as the EU?

  6. I wonder if fuckwit Harry was tempted to don his Nazi regalia again, (last worn at some fancy dress party when he was young and stupid), and join the festivities with a good old goose-step, aka Basil Fawlty!

  7. Boris will be next – just not with an honourable torchlight parade but rather torchligths and pitchforks being used to chase him out of Downing Street.

  10. Met a girl from Berlin many years ago (skiing in Austria) she was cute as fuck, spoke great English, liked schnapps…. Not all Germans are bad, but she could have a been as naughty as she liked 😉

    Angela Merkel fucking Kraut 😂

      • They both seem pretty similar. Loud shouty militant words, back up by violence.

        I’ll go with German though as they dress better, especially those trench coats and skull hats.

      • Your a young guy Chunky.
        I banged a few German lasses as a young man-and very satisfying experiences they were.

        Go and do your bit for Anglo-German relations👍

  12. Germany has always hated the fact they lost two European wars, and they have never forgotten. Since the end of WW2 they have striven for domination, and through the EU they have got it. But, as with every dictatorship, the EU has a limited shelf life with the very real prospect of a number of Countries leaving in the next decade, and they will never forgive the UK for leaving as the Hun have to take up the financial slack.
    Merkel has destroyed Germany with her immigration policies and is off to a well funded retirement in an area where the only non white faces will be washing cars and serving drinks as she sits in the Panzer and dreams..

  13. Excellent … not as impressive as the real boys in black but they’ve got a good sense of tradition and a fair bit of attitude. There’s plenty of guys with ‘different’ ideas currently serving in the German military. There are also a lot that are on the PMC circuit … I worked with a group of them at the WEF Davos a few years back.

  14. Germans.

    Arrogant, humourless, square headed, sausage munching, war mongering bastards.

    We have loads of the cunts on mainland Spain and many more on our islands.

    All communities here have a President.
    A thankless and unpaid role that normal people avoid.
    But the German fuckers love the job.

    They make trivial rules that they themselves don’t have to abide by, but everyone else does.

    I have met hundreds of them and not liked any.

    • I got jumped on by a tall blonde German lass in Fuengirola back in ‘92 during the hotel evenings entertainment, I spoke no German, but It was a good ride and she very much liked it round the tradesman’s entrance. Happy holidays.

      Smooth and waxed down below, but my dog, she had hairier armpits than any fella.

      • When we were on holiday in Gran Canaria, there were a couple of German milfs (sisters I think) who used to sunbathe in the ‘reserved for buffs’ area on the hotel roof.
        Both of them were as smooth as billiard balls; they must have shaved last thing every night.

  15. Chances are if the ugly old boot ever gets on Desert Island Discs she will choose 7 by Wagner, and one of the Adolf speeches (which will be the one she saves if the other 7 get washed away), her favourite book will be Mein Kampf and her luxury will be her Eva Braun strap-on.

  16. The Lancaster is fuelled and has a full load on board.

    The en route to Berlin tonight is cloudy with a south easterly wind.

    Flack expected, light en route, bu heavy over the target, no night-fighters.

    Enemy coast ahead. Tally ho boys and good hunting.

  17. I’m afraid that we are going to be looking back with fondness on this malformed sack of spuds, her replacement is a proper fucking nutter.

    • Indeed, a left wing Chancellor. And if Ang was considered of the right, how far left is this cunt? What could possibly go wrong….

  18. Did anyone ask the obvious question on this nom’s title?

    What kind of salute was it?

    Straight arm?

  19. You have to hand it to the Germans, they do a great torch-lit ceremony. We should arrange one here before they take Boris Johnson to the gallows.

  20. Were the Bundeswehr drilling with broomsticks courtesy of Frau van der Leyen? Her procurement skills have subsequently stood her in good stead when it comes to obtaining vaccines for the EU.

    I’ve no animosity towards the Germans, some of them are part of my extended family, but fucking hell their politicos do like to throw their weight about.

  21. That photo should be sent to Poland, Holland, Belgium and France.

    Watch their leaders shift uneasily in their seats.

  22. Apparently this ceremony predates the First World War, so it was hijacked by the Nazis, or more likely the first time it was really seen beyond Germany was when Hitler came to power, and the advent of newsreels.

    • Composed in 1886 and kraut military bands still play it to this day.
      A Tiger (tank) can’t change his stripes…

      • Funnily enough although I tend to despise all races and nationalities I dont mind the Jerry’s.
        Think its because we spanked fuck out of them twice in world wars?
        They know their place.
        Know they don’t measure up to the British at wars.
        They accept us as their betters.
        No issues😀

      • And if they get cheeky theyll get another fuckin kicking.
        Auf weidhersen my little shweinhunds.👊

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