Alex Ferguson is a cunt.
Apparently the Blair and Glazer loving old cunt has ‘personally intervened’ as Manchester United discuss the possible sacking of Ole Gunnar Solkskjaer.
If Ole is in the shit (and he is!) then it’s his own fault, and I am astonished how he was ever considered for such a big job in the first place. I dare say Ferguson had a lot do with him getting the job. Just like when he chose that inept dreary cunt Moyes as his ‘successor’.
Since when did managers – however successful – get to choose other managers? It just isn’t on. At least it shouldn’t be. Didn’t what happened to Wilf McGuinness in 1970 teach United nothing?
It’s quite obvious that Solksjaer is out of his depth and is not tough enough to challenge for top honours, manage troublemakers, or get rid of dead wood.
It should have nothing to do with Ferguson who is or who isn’t given the United job, and he should keep his purple conk out of such affairs.
What with the horse spunk feud, the Glazer invasion, and choosing both Moyes and Solksjaer, the old cunt has done more than enough damage already.
Nominated by: Norman
Being a Sheffield United fan and seeing them win virtually sweet fuck all in my 40 years of watching them, forgive me if I’m slightly blase with Manchester United’s recent woes after them winning 125 trophies in the past 40 years.
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Poor Norman, took another beating today. How my heart bleeds.
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Alex Ferguson – cunt
Sarah Ferguson – cunt
Neil Ferguson – cunt
Anyone notice a link?
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The word cunt?
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Massey Ferguson…….tractor
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Their all Sagittarius?
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Haha!
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Darren Ferguson is a massive cunt and all.
Big Duncan Ferguson was alright though.
And Joan Ferguson… The Freak.
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Ferguson – without Giggs and Scholes he wouldn’t have had half or a quarter of the success.
It’s no coincidence Ferguson had to drag Paul Scholes out of retirement and was still relying on a 40 year old Ryan Giggs to help win his last title.
Then he does one, leaving behind a team in terminal decline and has the cheek to handpick his successor who was nothing more than a sacrificial lamb/rabbit in the headlights. (excuse the football cliches)
Fuck him the old champagne socialist cunt.
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I would add though that David Moyes wasn’t given anything like the countless millions in financial backing that Ole Solsjkaer has had. Or Maureen for that matter or LVG.
Now Moyes is quietly going about his business at West Ham. (albeit a smaller club but one where his efforts are appreciated)
Who are a far more accomplished and balanced side than Man United currently are.
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Fergie was well lucky when he got Schmichel and Cantona too. Those two made United from a good side into a great one. The signing of Roy Keane was also crucial. Then there was the great Ruud Van Nistelrooy and Cristiano Ronaldo. Yet the old windbag Fergie likes to take all the credit. He really is a revisionist old cunt.
United need another Tommy Doc (RIP). Totally ignored the hierarchy and does things his own way. What we don’t need is yet another Fergie lackey and a yes man like Solksjaer. The Gorton Globetrotters stuffed them, just as they said they would. Get Ole on his bike. Enough is enough.
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He was good in Taggart.
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Shitty-knickered old pisshead.
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Apparently, Antonio Conte was considered for the Spurs job after 74% of adults over the age of forty had been offered the Tottenham manager’s job….
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Reminds of when Shankly retired and he used to turn up at training every day and give his advice to coaches and individual players. In the end they had to tell him to fuck off and stay home.
Must have broken his heart but once you’re finished you’re finished. Nobody wants some cunt hanging about like a bad smell talking about the old days.
If I had this cunt’s money I could find a lot better things to do with my time.
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Bob Paisley was brilliant.
Mind you, so was Shanks. But both did their work in their own right.
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The reason United won so many Trophies, is because they were the richest club and bought the best players.
When other clubs were sold into wealth and could replicate Utd, their dominance dwindled.
I say that as a lifelong Utd fan.
As a lifelong Utd fan, that Liverpool team of my childhood, were THE best club side I have ever seen-superb, one touch, attacking football with a rock hard defence👏
Excellent cunting-Ferguson needs to let the club move forward.
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The United side I love the most is the Docherty team from 1975 to 1977. Some of the best players and the best of times. Hill, Coppell, Pearson, Greenhoff, Macari, Sammy Mac, Buchan and the rest. The term ‘Cavalier Football’ was invented for them. That cunt Dave Sexton broke that side up and I never forgave him for it.
Favourite Fergie side was the 93-94 version. Giggs, Eric, Andrei, Keane. Sparky, Ince, and arguably our greatest defence: Schmikes, Parker, Irwin, Bruce and Pally.
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When it comes to football managers – there’s few if any bigger cunts than grinning sociopath Jurgen Klopp.
Apparently not being regularly injected with vaccinations is similar to “drink driving”
From a position of someone like his influence, there’s nothing like sticking your oar into matters you know next to fuck all about, attempting to shame people and possibly endangering the health of young men/teenagers further down the line.
Hopefully no members of his Liverpool squad will keel over anytime soon with heart problems.
Further adding to a growing list of similar afflictions over the last few months.
The absolute fucking cunt.
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Myocarditis in young men, from the jab, is worthy of a nom🤔
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Indeed CG 👍
The elephant in the room.
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Norman: who was the best Football manager, in your opinion , out of following:
-Alex Ferguson
-Bob Paisley
-Bobby Robson
-Terry Venebles
-Brian Clough
My thoughts align with Roy Keane😉
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It’s probably between Tomato face and Paisley. I really want to say the Geordie legend but with extreme reluctance I’m forced to admit it was Sir Cunt.
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Brian Clough
No doubt for me
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And me. Cloughie is a legend. Of course he wouldn’t last 5 minutes these days with all these multi millionaires just like he didn’t last with those Leeds cunts.
“Gentlemen, you can throw all those medals you won in the bin because you won them all by fucking cheating.”
😁😁 Fucking priceless!
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Promotion from 2nd division 1977
League Champions 1978
European champions 1979
European champions 1980
With Nottingham Forest.
Obviously the game has changed (for the worse) since that era but to call that an incredible achievement would still be an understatement.
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I have to say Cloughie and Peter Taylor. What they did and achieved was remarkable and still is. Forest as double European Cup winners. It’s still astonishing. They were a fine side too. McGovern, Burns (rock hard, he was), O’ Hare, Robertson, O’ Neill, Francis, and even (cough) Birtles. That Forest team really was shit hot.
Then there’s Sir Matt of course. Built three great sides. Survived the air crash at Munich after being written of for dead three times. And Best, Law and Charlton in one side…
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The theatre of Dreams, more like old dreamers.
I am not into the football fiasco these days but I always have a little smile when they loose 😂
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United are shit Norman. SAF gave them years of glory and you call him a cunt? No manager is going to turn United around over night. Took Ferguson 7 years of I remember rightly?
United fans have turned into the Liverpool fans of the last three decades, unable to grasp the past success is over for now. Football fans are fickle cunts. Lap up the glory but can’t stomach life when things are on the downside.
Sorry Norman, I think it’s a bit pathetic calling SAF a cunt just because United are now in reality borderline top 6. Suck it up, you loved the good times so now you have to live with the lean years. If they follow the Liverpool pattern you’ve only got 20 odd years to wait for the next title.
You’re lucky Ole wants to stay if he has fans like you blaming him for their incapability to live with reality.
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Nice one Sixdog. You can’t take away what Fergie did. To expect any man or club to repeat it is totally mad. I think a lot of Utd fans think that they have a right to be winning trophies. If you’re not good enough then deal with it and stop living off of past glories. It also poses the old favourite… what is a ‘big’ club ? Fergie built a dynasty but that is long gone now. Money doesn’t guarantee success, nor does signing that rapist Portuguese cunt either. Many a fan would love to have seen their club win as much as Utd have but never will. Really it’s a case of ‘you’ve had your 15 minutes’, why not let someone else have theirs.
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Indeed Sixdog, short term memory loss is a sure sign of early onset dementia and stupid fucking ungratefulness. The owners have the final word on who manages, no one else. And if they keep picking has beens and nobody’s then they will carry on being shite.
I’m just surprised nobody has turned the spotlight onto the fragile, narcissistic cunts that shouldn’t be there; Pogba, Martial, Fred, Matic, Jones, Wan Bissaka, Lingard, Bailly, etc etc.
We continually shift players that never should have been there in the first place (Young, Valencia, Di Maria, Blind, Fellani etc etc) only to keep replacing them with more dross.
But to blame Fergie? Fuck me….
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My cunting of Ferguson has nothing all to do with United’s position. I cunted Fergie because he was instrumental in the appointments of Moyes and Solksjaer. Neither has the experience or personality for the Old Trafford job. And Fergie knew it, yet he ‘chose’ them for it.
Van Gaal wasn’t right either and Mourinho was shafted by cunts like Pogba and player power. But Ferguson now intervening personally to stop Ole Getting the boot? Why? Because he’s one of his ‘boys’? He didn’t personally intervene for Louis or Jose though, did he? Because they were never part of the Fergie Firm. We all know how Fergie takes care of his own. His brother, Martin is a top scout at United, only because he is Fergie’s kid brother, nothing more. And let’s not even start about how he blew his son Darren up the managerial ladder, or doing special deals with his agent son, Jason (that infamous Panorama episode). Solksjaer should not be there just because he’s one of Fergie’s old pals. And the club shouldn’t go easy on him because of that either.
The current position of United in the league now has nothing to do with why I am slagging Fergie. Under Ron Atkinson in the 80s, United never won the championship and never looked like doing so. Yet they (mostly) played wonderful attacking football. And that’s all that true United fans want at the moment. Just a glimpse of the Red Devils of old. But with Solksjaer we are never going to get that and Fergie knows it. But it appears jobs for his boys is more important than United getting their magic back.
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Are y’all talkin ’bout soccer again?
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My good fellow, we are talking about Association Football, as first founded on the green playing fields of Charterhouse School.
That’s in Englandshire, in the United Kingdomshire.
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ps: good evening to you, Mr Curtains👍
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Correct MC. Regarded by some as a spectator sport when in fact on the same level as watching paint dry or grass growing.
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Not being football minded, all I can think of is that he has the face of a raging alcoholic…
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The owners might be cunts at Utd, but they’ve given loads of money for OGS to spunk.
He’s bought like somebody playing Footy Manager on cheat mode. But he doesn’t know how to coach them. He’s too friendly and pally with the players too.
But his lack of coaching nous is the biggest problem. City took the piss out of Utd today. Shouldn’t be happening when you look at the players he’s bought and the money he’s spent.
Fergie was a cunt, but he knew his onions to be fair to him. OGS is clueless.
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The whiskey nosed one fucked United, with the horse
Rock of Gibraltar
He was part owner in name only and having never paid a penny, he has the cheek to claim for stud duties the tight fisted cunt
The Glaziers moved in and the rest is history
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United are fucked with the Yanks in charge. Oh dear, our sad, nevermind.
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One will never know , but the boys who were interested at the time were very capable . Attention to detail would’ve been the motto
They would have handled things including Whiskey sour
Might have helped building bridges
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It makes me laugh how Manure fans airbrush out the Jose Mourinho episode despite him winning two trophies (arguably three) for the ungrateful cunts in one season.
Ollie is a shit manager.
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I think Utd started going downhill, when they parted company with Rene Meulensteen, their first team coach. The players adored him.
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Once upon a time, I would gladly have gone riding with Fergie (Sarah, that is…).
But she is a wrinkly old baggage now.
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That Scot crook getting rid of Jap Stam because he dissed him .
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Get him back and lob a fucking boot at David Beckham.
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I can’t really agree with this cunting, as Ferguson came in in 1986 when Utd were not particularly brilliant and helped build the side with youth as well as buying in players. Inter Milan splashed the cash, as did Lazio, and neither really made a dent in the dominance of serie A by Juventus and Milan during the nineties. There was a lot more to Fergie and United than simply being lucky. You can have all the money on the planet but that doesn’t create a team.
If you look past nostalgia for the treble win of ’99, He also created arguably his best team in the late noughties with three champions league finals in four years as well as winning the Premiership in ’07, ’08, ’09 and ’11, in an era when both Chelsea and Man City were backed by billionaires.
I say this as a Chelsea fan..
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