So, from Monday 4th October soldiers are going to be driving Petrol tankers to relieve us of this media constructed crisis.
Well why not? Sounds like a good idea doesn’t it? Thin edge of the wedge my friends.
How long before we ask the army to take up other essential activities? By “we” I mean the elites, the ruling class, obviously.
How long before they are checking our vax passports, pushing us around telling us what to do, where we can go, where we can’t go? The army on the streets is a very dangerous business.
Can’t happen you cunt! You’ve got mental elf problems Freddie, you wanker!…..I hear you scream.
Well, there are a lot of things I thought could never happen and they fucking have. Think about it, that’s all i’m saying.
Nominated by: Freddie the Frog
The Armed forces were used from the beginning of the scamdenic, to deliver PPE and in some cases, to offer back up to medical facilities.
They also distributed information and test kits in some areas.
I think the fuel delivery is like them driving Green Goddesses during Fire brigade industrial action: it makes the government look like they are taking positive action-when they are not.
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In the late eighties I was in an RTA with a heavy lorry in which my car was comprehensively destroyed but fortunately I was only slightly injured. The ambulance drivers were on strike at the time and I was collected by the army in one of those little green boxy ambulances that they used. You would not believe the rate at which the squaddie driving could get it around the bends.
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If they actually can get things done, unlike police, doctors, tanker drivers, truck drivers, stopping the tide of immigrant shit washing up on the beaches all the way through to shooting goodies in the streets, I think its a great idea.
But I strongly suspect the sweetest smelling army in the world like everything else in the UK are going to be like a woke glbgtvh, vegan supporting Doberman with no teeth, about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike….
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They’ve been driving ambulances in some areas for a while during the pandemic, unarmed, I’m sorry to say. And, the doctor that turns up with HEMS or is in the ED, or some ED staff just might be on secondment from the military. Been going on for years. Not a lot of people know that😉
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I was unaware of that DCI. However, I do know that the US armed forces send their surgeons to work in hospitals in the ‘ livelier’ American cities to give them practice in dealing with gunshot wounds etc. Is this the case here DCI?
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Yes, I think it is, Guzzi. Did you also know that special forces get training this way, too?
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There is so much going on of which the ordinary citizen is unaware- rather like the situation in the USSR.
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Oh yes. But, nothing sinister here, though.
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I once took part in a Marine urban infiltration exercise, as a civvy, playing the part of a local informer. Great fun. They were very keen on getting my fingerprints for some reason, probably because I was then a member of the SNP. Not sure who won, but the disturbance to two of the ‘targets’ I’d suggested to them made the local paper.
No worries. They’re good people, and extremely impressive operators!
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The fuel problem is, as far as I know,over. Armed forces drivers contributed very little to the ending of the entirely avoidable situation apart from making The Jellyfish look less bad.
The next election is three and a bit years away. It is hard to see any party having the ability or desire to ensure that the U.K. ceases to be a global laughing stock.
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Yep. From what I saw it was only a real issue in London and the South East and the situation appears to be easing anyway.
Just Johnson and his bunch of ineffctual wankers trying to make it look like they’re doing something.
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If the army can spare blokes to drive lorries around why not send them down to Dover to give them some land to sea sniping practice.
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Every hysterical cunt and their dog have now filled up their tanks to overflowing so there’s nothing left to queue up with, apart from Jerry cans and bin liners.
What’s next to panic over? Oh yes, turkeys. Fortunately I don’t have to panic about Christmas this year cos I’ve fallen out with the in-laws big time. 👍
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Heavy duty bin liners 😂
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Why have we not been graced with footage of some daft bint filling up Tesco bags with unleaded, lighting a fåg and self immolating on the forecourt.
Surely there’s enough cunts available for that miracle to occur by now.
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Morning Ruff
Whyve you upset the outlaws?
And have you done so on purpose?
Your poor long suffering wife…😀
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Morning Miserable.
I have done fuck all, it is they (mother-in-law and her idiot son) who have now fatally overstepped the line. Lady Creampuff despises them as much as I do but feels duty bound not to tell them to fuck off forever, much as she would like to.
She read them the riot act yesterday. Their idiocy and deviousness knows no bounds.
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Ruff@
Whilst I get on with my in-laws fine, my gay brother in-law used to set my teeth on edge!
Id taunt him on purpose trying to trigger him, and always got results!!!😁
But hes fallen out with his family because of Brexit and not seen him in a few years!👍
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From now on it’s going to cost them a bomb to get tradesmen in to do all the maintenance work I used to do for free. Fuck decorating and repairs, etc, they can’t even change the fuse in a 3 pin plug, ffs!
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There are rumours that there will be another toilet paper shortage, and that the price of a roll of Andrex will rise to £4.50. Better stock up now, cunters. Or cut out the vegetables.
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Carrie Pooter-Johnson looked as if she’d got 5 gallons of unleaded shoved up her dress at the party conference. Is that 7, or 8 for the Jellyfish?
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God bless the British armed Forces.
They drove a few of the tankers.
They, like us, are always having to act to bale out the fuck ups that our useless government get us into.
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I need the fucking army to get the shopping out of the boot if Mrs Infidel goes to Tesco’s.
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Fixed in our house now Infi. Since I retired I do Tesco’s. Can think of things I would rather do though.
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I don’t know how many HGV drivers are in the Army but whatever the number they will either have to be ADR certified or put through the course to drive petrol tankers, so it’s not really the army who are being deployed.
A better use of the army would be on the south coast to round up the invaders and throw them in a camp surrounded by barb wire ready to be exported
I am sure the general public would feel safer knowing the army were guarding these unknown individuals (especially parents of kids at that school in Wigan)
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Shame Boris didn’t call out the army for the XR, IB and BLM demos that caused havoc and mayhem in the streets!
And of course come the next government interdepartmental spending review, thick-as-shit Boris will insist on further cuts to the armed services!
The bloke is just a crusty old wank stain on a tramp’s shit & puke stained mattress.!
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There is still a bit of discipline in the army and a desire to be anti-woke. I would use them to “persuade” those cunts from Insulate Britain to shift their dirty arses off the roadways.
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That does seem to be an excellent use of the armed forces but you cannot see it happening whilst Jellyfish, Useless and Dick are calling the shots.
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I think Kweer would be appalled as well if something was done about the protesters especially by the army.
Never mind, let’s cheer ourselves up – here from Brighton a couple of weeks ago was Sir Keir’s warm up act to launch his first in-person gig:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tuu5YtkPIo
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Haha I was half expecting that but still laughed.
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The actual warm up acts were even more hilarious.
https://youtu.be/4VDEZxdtfRs
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Just had a look at the warm up acts, very funny but you have to ask who decided that putting those clowns in front of a microphone would enhance Labour’s electoral chances.
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Brilliant and very funny. It really is like a comedy sketch.
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It’s difficult to know where to start isn’t it?
The Tories don’t need to spend money on their own electoral propaganda with videos like this available. If only more people got to see them….
Trouble is, the Tories know how dire their opposition is and can’t be arsed to try anymore. Why bother being “conservative” when Labour are so completely fucked that nobody in their right mind would vote for them?
It’s a terrible situation for the country and one that can only be resolved by the emergence of a truly conservative party.
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That shit-show was even worse than I expected Ghee. A whole procession of creatures who have failed in life and are as nutty as fruit cakes. Couldn’t be clearer how the tories are going to stay in power.
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There are 3 more videos in the series Arfur.
You’ll never see a bigger collection of weirdos, deviants and spastics in one place ever again in your life, believe me.
Well, until the 2022 Liebour conference….
Honestly, at a time when this country really NEEDS a decent alternative we get served up this shower of cunts!
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Johnson has the electorate by the bollocks and he fucking knows it.
The cunt.
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I can’t cunt our armed forces (maybe some of the ‘woke’ the top brass are fair game though).
I’ll need them for when I have my coup of course.
It’ll be all smiles and big changes when El Presidente for life General Cuntybollocks is firing his machine gun into the air from his balcony.
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Well you’d better fucking smile, anyway.
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Much needed. We cant have southerners unable to panic buy petrol can we?
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Ive plenty of fuel.
Good honest northern diesel.
And I didn’t panic buy it either.
“After you pal”
“No, wouldn’t hear of it madam!
You first!”
All dignified and civil.
We lack nowt here.
No Army to stop us acting like bloody rabble!
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Same here up in the Lakes – little or no panic buying the shops or petrol stations. Prices may have gone up a bit, but there’s been no big problems with empty shelves other than for some fucking tourists loading up their SUVs with bog rolls, tins of baked beans and bottled water.
Plus we have the MOD at Eskmeals just down the road, and they perform regular firing practice of their large calibre munitions, with missiles shooting overhead and into the Irish Sea and Solway Firth
We keep hoping that any protesters that end up blocking roads in these parts will get short thrift with a missile up their hoops!
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That’s right Miserable, establish an alibi. It couldn’t have been you seen hurrying over the fells with a couple of jerry cans siphoned from Fiddlers Hilux.
“I was watching Tyson Fury beat the crap out of Deontay Wilder, honest!”.
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I bet that won’t please the BBC or Guardian
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‘Northern Diesel’
Is that like gravy?
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Same thing yes.😀👍
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Not sure what the issue is in this nom. The army have and always will be cheap labour with a can-do attitude.
Is it a fear they have gone soft and woke? That’s the RAF you’re thinking of.
Is it a fear that they could usher in some kind of martial law?
If only!
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Use the armed forces correctly.
Sending foreign vermin scurrying back to France at bayonet point needs to be top of the list.
Petrol,not really.
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What got on my tits was seeing soldiers act as porters for returning residents/citizens of convenience from beplagued shitholes going into quarantine. Their job is to compromise the infrastructure, materiel and moral of Madge’s enemies as well as compliment emergency services during natural disasters, not carry your duty free shopping you cunts.
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If the countries were serious about the pandemic (I know) from day one
Then the army should have been called out for lockdown duty .
The airports ,seaports . national roads, hospitals,and fucking every protest going if this bollocks was a threat to national security.
They the army have the knowledge to impose such restrictions
It would have been different and put manners on cunts that buy half of the shops supplies because they listened to to some cunt DJ on the radio
It would also have been a real drill for the armies of the world and worrying for the political scene cunts
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That’s a rather good point. But we have now reached the stage when the appropriate response to an emergency is for some cunt with a PPE degree to dither until the emergency becomes a catastrophic clusterfuck, and then call in the Army.
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Take a look at America where this shit is called the National Guard…
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The only objection I have to the Army having to do civilian jobs for profit-making companies at taxpayer expense is…well, that’s it, isn’t it? But they’re as overstretched as everyone else, and if you think they’ve got the time and energy to create a tinfoil hatter’s dystopia, you are sadly mistaken.
Global corporations, now – that’s a different matter. And with the coercive techniques they have developed, and the vast material resources, I’d say the project is well on its way.
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Next panic headlines will probably revolve around Christmas presents, especially expensive electronic shite such as iPhone 13s, PS5s and FitBits.
Mad hysteria and fighting in the stores as desperate parents beg steal or borrow for a iPhone 13, otherwise their kids will hate them forever!
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My first digital watch (the red display)1977 was bought for 15 quid and 3 Daz washing powder coupons
It was a Texas instrument, still have it
I didn’t hate my da , I didn’t even know he was buying it for me
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The more we get used to a military presence the less shocking it will be once we are in a state of perpetual Marshall Law.
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Yup. It’s conditioning.
The military exists to fucking kill people. That’s their primary role, what they’re trained for, and why militaries exist.
They should be on military property or blowing up brown people somewhere at the behest of the weapons manufacturers and anglo-american establishment, not on our streets pretending to be useful.
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The military were involved in the running of our vacc centre. Most probably why it was so efficient. They should replace civil serpents with the military.
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Sorry Matial Law. FFS
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I thought it had to be a state of emergency to bring the military on the street, when has a state of emergency been Doris at number 42s car is below halfway so she needs to make a full tank been a national emergency.
Complete shambles. It’s remoaners once again trying their best to disrupt business to say… Told you so. Well, it ain’t working, no shortages in the southwest.
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Croydon has already got the army on streets.
Black lads Armed with converted blank firing 8mm/ 9mm semi auto pistols and mummies kitchen knife. They ride in to combat on electric scooters and the police take the knee in honor of these brave community soliders.
All hail modern Britain…………
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I lost my arm in the Army …
and lost my leg in the Navy
I lost my cock in the butcher’s shop
and found it in my gravy.
(Primary School poetry lesson 1963)
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