Can I give a queuing for hours because some cunt of a cunt put forward a possible issue with a couple of deliveries of Petrol.
Now you have the shit roll hording cunts buying up every drop of petrol…….and for what……..because the cunt next to them is doing the same.
So now, every fucking petrol station from here to fucking there is bone dry.
Well done you fucking panic buying cunts. You have just quadrupled the fucking profits of greedy cunting companies over the weekend, and left the normal everyday folk fucked.
There is some coffin dodging cunt on our street. Drives a 5ltr BMW that goes from one end of his drive to the other every Sunday. The cunt was out filling the cunting thing up.
The UK is a haven for cunts, and most are home grown MSM believing cunts.
Call me a cunt, but I didn’t bother. If it runs out then fuck it.
Nominated by: DryItchyCunt
And then there’s this from Robert Davies
Bernard Looney – CEO of BP that allowed Britain to run out of fuel because he didn’t have the foresight to hire tanker drivers sooner. Now we can’t get to work or school because of this cunt.
Just to add, we are talking about the CEO of one of the largest oil companies in the world here. If not one of his directors, managers, analysts, consultants, advisors, or even regular members of staff didn’t realise this was going to happen then they’re all cunts themselves.
If they did realise and tell him, then he’s the only cunt to blame here.
And additional helpful link from Komodo
Shapps:
“Not only are there very large and even larger shortages in other EU countries like Poland and Germany, which clearly can’t be because of Brexit.
“But actually because of Brexit I have been able to change the law and alter the way our driving tests operate in a way that I could not have done if we were still part of the EU….”
had friends coming to visit us in scotland all the way from norfolk on tuesday, planned for ages. even got a steak pie in and they phoned to say they were stuck for the night in the lake district as they could not get any fuel as all the mongs had panic bought it all THE CUNTS.i`ve still half a tank so that will do me for another fortnight at least
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The cunts to blame are the media. They created this stupid self-fulfilling wankfest.
As usual the jellyfish is nowhere to be seen.
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I tried to fill up tonight on the red, guess I’m going to have to get the push bike out in this trashing weather in the morning to conserve fuel for essential duties.
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The battle is mostly won when the average person regards a corporate journalist exactly as they regard a tobacco executive.
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Last week after multiple delays, (Thx DVLA, you striking Welsh cunts) engendering permanently boiling piss, I finally rode my purchase of a nice low-mileage Tracer 700* away from our local bike butcher. So, naturally, within days, petrol became completely unavailable. Just in time for the rain and gales, too.
Fucking thank you, God, you supernatural cunt.
* Bought for its fuel economy as much as anything else. I know irony.
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We haven’t run out, that’s the most amusing part. If not for panic buying spurred on by our dogshit media you wouldn’t notice the difference. My local petrol station is taking deliveries each night as per usual, the difference is the cunts rocking up at 7am topping up the tank and then filling a jerry can or two. If there was ever a genuine apocalyptic scenario in the UK we’d be fucked on day 1.
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When Boris called in the Army I was hoping it was to shoot any cunt getting petrol unless they were under a half tank.
Of course the jellyfish let me down.
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