He’s watching Tears for Fears – Everybody Wants to Rule the World and getting ideas.
This degree is in my view responsible for more misery, chaos and ineptitude on a nation wide (even international) scale than any other academic course ever devised.
PPE at Oxford is known as the degree course for aspiring prime ministers. It’s widely regarded as a route to power for aspiring politicians and a course on which to obtain the connections necessary to successfully mount Disraeli’s “greasy pole” (which is not what you’re thinking of). PPE is deliberately designed to turn out group thinking elite politicians who all look the same and think the same and then unleash them on an unsuspecting public in order to fuck up the country.
PPE is masterminded and taught by soggy liberals like Professor Vernon Bogdanor. Bogdanor said that his ablest pupil was David Cameron. And take a look at the list of politicians that took PPE at Oxford – David Cameron, Yvette Cooper, Ed Davey, Analeise Dodds, Alan Duncan, Damian Green, Philip Hammond, Matthew Hancock, Jeremy Hunt, Peter Mandleson, the Millipede brothers, Rory Stewart, etc.
Notice the pattern? All woke liberals. All ineffectual politicians. All unable to deal with Brexit or stemming illegal immigration. All loving the foreign aid budget. All out of touch. All cunts.
Nominated by – MMCM
In the days of O levels they used to say that the CSE was “a piece of paper that says you’re thick.”
This is a piece of paper that says you’re a fake, arsecrawling, money grabbing CUNT.
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Well known as a dosser’s degree.
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Churning out goons to rule the country since before Blair. They all think the same. Talk the same and have nothing in common with the rest of the country.No wonder were fucked. Having a PPE from Oxford should automatically bar you from all public life.
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Not public life, just life.
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The paperwork for the certificate shouldn’t be best parchment. It should be on a piece of pink paper, with perforations on both ends, with Andrex as the watermark and the citation should be written in brown ink. Then when presented the recipient ought to be told where to put it.
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Izal toilet paper would be an acceptable substitute Fucking greasy and useless to boot.
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“ David Cameron, Yvette Cooper, Ed Davey, Analeise Dodds, Alan Duncan, Damian Green, Philip Hammond, Matthew Hancock, Jeremy Hunt, Peter Mandleson, the Millipede brothers, Rory Stewart”
What a shower of cunts. Good nomination.
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To think if you went to Oxford today – and you were unlucky – you could actually sit on the chair AnalEase pissed on, many times….many, many times, and use the same bog Mandelson used as an arsefuck shelter.
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Are they where the term ‘Trusted PPE’ comes from?
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The
Question is s who is really behind this so called ‘trusted PPE’?
Anyone who thinks that those container loads of substandard PPE equipment will lay rotting at the docks and won’t be conveyed into the hands of chums for a rebranding / repackaging process before selling off to the gullible masses who believe in the face nappy are dumb as a box of rocks
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They were cunts before enrolling. This is just a certificate of achievement.
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Doing philosophy at A level is great if you’re into thinking and being sucked off during the break by a fellow student who later becomes your wife. Couldn’t be arsed to sit the exam though. That was back in 1990… wonder if the course is still as intellectually stimulating. 🤔
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Morning RTC, 1990, were you a mature student, just doing the course as a way to get a a bit of female attention 😂
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Philosophy gives him the horn.
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Yes, a mature student, Mr Sick. I’d become sick of my record shop and its customers, so decided to take a year off to consider how to waste the following 30 years of my life.
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Indeed, Cuntstable. Colour Climax and New Cunts are among the most stimulating works of philosophy.
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I nearly had the same experience taking A-level art.
Not wife material, though
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Among the esteemed alumni of Oxford was one William “I did not have sex with that woman” Clinton. He was there on a Rhodes Scholarship. You remember Cecil Rhodes don’t you? Yes the evil racist and colonialist who’s statue the wokies now want ripped off the wall.
Sadly, Blow Job Bill didn’t finish his course and had to rush back to Yankland. Something to do with a misunderstanding with some sort named Ellen but I don’t want to repeat those scurrilous rumours. What we do know for sure is that he smoked a lot of dope but never inhaled because he told us this himself.
I don’t know what he was studying but he certainly learned how to be a fake lefty bare faced fucking liar. A politician in the making.
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I’m surprised the Wokey’s haven’t attacked the Rhodes Scholarship yet. Soon it will be renamed the Chiggin George Scholarship.
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I recall an uppity black South African who was a Rhodes Scholar a few years back. Upon arriving in Oxford this loathsome creature started to denounce everything as racist.
He’s probably well on his way to being president of that shit hole .
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Ronan Farrow was on that scholarship too. Fucking hypocrite, and even if he wasn’t a hypocrite then why the fuck is he taking a place?
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“What we do know for sure is that he smoked a lot of dope but never inhaled because he told us this himself.”
And following revelations about Nema Airfield/Iran – Contra, CIA coke importation conduit his own brother volunteered that he … “…has got a nose like a fucking vacuum cleaner!”
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Philosophy – we are here on Earth to experience a bunch of stuff
Politics – everyone should behave themselves (Golden Rule)
Economics – don’t spend what you don’t have, especially on non-essentials
There, I just saved you four years and £9,250 at Oxford. Only 14% of applicants get accepted on the PPE course. The other 86% go into Gender Studies, “create” a rambling podcast or sell their arse down Lambeth.
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That’s because only 14% of the applicants have the essential skills for PPE, viz –
– Astonishing arrogance.
– Self assurance that your destiny is to govern the World or at least to tell other people what to think and say.
– Wokeness and soggy liberalism.
– A remarkable capacity for ineffectuality.
– The ability to talk in meaningless liberal platitudes.
– The ability to disconnect with everyone else on the planet.
– Incompetence.
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I should also add that it helps in gaining admission if you can show that you have –
– Lifetime subscriptions to The Economist, Foreign Affairs and the FT.
– Are sexually attracted to the same sex or to pigs.
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Thank fuck Rory the Chimp never got anywhere, a total fucking wet rag, god knows why he was in the Conservative party, his a bigger limp dick that Ed Davey.
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Davey is another PPE graduate.
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And thankfully the Lib Dem’s will never get anywhere. 😂
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Soi@ – I am of the opinion that Rory Stewart has been a very high level MI5 spy for a number of years.
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I bet when the cunt did that sofa surfing shit where he was bunking up with members of the public that he was profiling & targeting particular cunts. Odds on he was sleeping with one eye open and likely carrying a concealed piece.
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Yeah, i’d forgotten about Rory Fuckface until this Afghan shit blew up. There he is, all over the media, simpering like the weak, limp wristed prick that he is. I’d like to kick his stupid chimpboy face in. What a cunt.
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Don’t hold it in FtF tell us what you really think about Roderick ‘The Missing Link’ Stewart 🤣
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Wory thinks he is Lawrence of Arabia, but anyone who called Lawrence or Rory is a bit suspect. What a wet twat he is, and Remoaners thought he was the messiah. Laughable.
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You would need a good sturdy pair of steel capped boots to defeat that mouthful of choppers unscathed.
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Oh, don’t forget to give generously to Rory & friends… https://mobile.twitter.com/RoryStewartUK/status/1428470786826907650
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I have some shit under my fingernails they can have.. Another lot on the way who will not fit in.
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A veritable who’s who of cunts. The degree sort of encourages those people wholly unsuitable to a life in politics to fly in the face of their own very limited capabilities.
Cunts!
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There will be Degrees in “Woke Studies”, “Black Victimhood”, “Bleeding Hearts”, “Kicking the Can Down the Road” and “Blame Game Studies”
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They are all listed here (if Wikipedia is to be believed).
All cunts to a man, with a few exceptions like Toby Young, Julia Hartley Brewer, the lovely Ann Widdicombe, Paul Johnson and Isaiah Berlin (a real champion of Liberty).
It’s a real Who’s Who of cunts. It includes tossers like Imran Khan, Tony (BBC) Hall, Rupert Murdoch, Nick Robinson, etc, etc….
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_University_of_Oxford_people_with_PPE_degrees
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Great link, it is a veritable roster of globalist cunts.
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I see on the list, recently cunted Malala has her PPE in preparation for No10
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Toby Young is a bit of a cunt purely for being a food critic. The only critic I can think of wasn’t one was Antony bourdain and he had lousy taste in women that ended him.
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I used to think he was a cunt but I have gained respect for him because his Free Speech Union sticks up for people persecuted and cancelled by the Wokies.
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Indeed, MMCM. Toby Young is definitely NOT a cunt.
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Michael Winner was an ace food critic. Definitely not a cunt.
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Michael Winner was an arrogant, pompous, corpulent piece of shit.
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Toby Young. Okay, a funny cunt if you ask me. More importantly, I’d bang the shit out of Julia Hartley Brewer. Fucking dirty, I reckon.
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Julia HB sauce. Always had a thing for her since she appeared on Have I Got Unfunny Wank For You.
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There is a tale of some woman who was invited to some do at one of the Oxford colleges – All Souls’, I think. Seated next to Isaiah Berlin at dinner, she talked incessantly to him about his songs and musicals. She was under the misapprehension that he was Irving Berlin. I kid you no. t.
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Can’t they impregnate the cardboard or whatever the cunts certificate is made from with a nerve agent?
I’d prefer napalm personally.
A veritable rat’s nest.
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Fuck me, what a list of cunts. Lucky they weren’t all there at the same time……there would have been a fucking war!
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Who paid for these cunts to go to woke university?
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Their rich parents?
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you
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If that gammon faced bell end Cameron is your ablest student, maybe you need a new career. He probably thought it stood for ‘ Penis Pig Entrance’.
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The proper politicians study history or science.
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Lawyers are over represented by a factor of 53 in the House of Commons; scientists and engineers are rarer than hens’ teeth.
A mate of mine ( a PhD physicist) worked for Bae. Whilst showing the Minister of Defence around the outside of a Nimrod the Minister pointed to one of the engine inlets and asked ‘ Is this where the bombs come out?’
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Ffs. Tell me that’s a joke Guzzi ?
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No, my mate was astounded that a minister could be that thick but some of the old hands assured him that that particular minister was by no means unusual. You only have to look at decisions made by people like Duncan Sandys in 1957 who declared manned aircraft to be obsolete through John Nott who tried to save money by axing HMS Edurance and caused the Falklands War to the Tory morons who thought that scrapping our maritime patrol aircraft was a good idea.
Cunts, one and all.
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Succinctly cunted, a cunting dear to my heart, as it illuminates the dreary sameness of our leaders’ political thinking, their hatred of knowledge (‘philosophy’ being literally the love of knowledge) and their inability to make the economic sums add up.
Along with Creative Writing at UEA, the source of some of the worst authors of the c20/21 this course should be expunged. If privileged cunts wish to meet each other to further their careers, let them do so in the privacy of their own mansions.
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UEA creative writing. Yes indeed Komodo – a worthy Cunting.
Apart from the superb Malcolm Bradbury who set the course up (Bradbury’s The History Man satirised the woke mindset before wokeism was even invented), UEA creative writing graduates are some of the biggest cunts in the literary world, particularly Ian McEwan
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I had a friend …I say had…who did it. From a lively and imaginative if unschooled writer, he turned into a dreary bore with attitude. That seems to be the usual result. How the hell can you be instructed in creativity? Let alone by some soyfaced vegan wimminz who deplores Evelyn Waugh?
History of Art, anywhere, is another candidate for rustication.
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‘Creative writing can’t be taught. Did Joyce take ‘Creative Writing?’
Nabokov?
Swift?
What a load of cunt, as is Martin Amis for teaching it at Manchester.
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To be fair, Joyce might have benefited from a course on creative writing, if Finnigans Wake is anything to judge by.
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I’ve given up on Ulysses on many occasions.
UEA aka University of easy access.
History of Art always seems to be taken by chinless wonders of both sexes (so they can bray about Mummy and Daddy’s Old Masters), and people like Anthony Blunt (which sounds like rhyming slang, anyway).
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I presume PPE stands for Piss Poor Education, can anyone advise.
Did CSE equate to Cunt sat an Exam?
What a waste of time and money, I would bar anyone as an MP who has not had any real world experience either in the Private sector, Military, Science or Medicine and bar any twat coming from the Legal Eagle sector or PR (See Cameron) with a PPE under their arm.
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There is a tale of some woman who was invited to some do at one of the Oxford colleges – All Souls’, I think. Seated next to Isaiah Berlin at dinner, she talked incessantly to him about his songs and musicals. She was under the misapprehension that he was Irving Berlin. I kid you no. t.
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As Minister for Education, I would bin off gender studies, women’s studies, media studies and sociology crap completely. Anyone teaching critical race theory would be barred from the profession and turned into a parking warden.
I might even change the law so that degrees can’t be awarded at all in most, if not all, of the Humanities. Probably would downgrade them to a ‘Certificate’ equivalent to a 1 yr HNC. Fed up of encountering ‘managers’ who spent 3 years studying History of Art, never mind all these useless politicians with their PPE degree.
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I wouldn’t bin history degrees. I would bin English Literature degrees though. English Lit has just become an extension of Woke Studies. It’s purpose now is to trash dead white authors and replace them with useless and unreadable dark-key ones.
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Specifically, History of Art, like some English degrees, at prestigious gaffs like St Andrews and York, is for tarquins and jemimas with minimal qualifications and a need for useful friends. Like Kate Middleton, fr’ instance. I think it can safely be deleted.
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History of Art is one which baffles me completely. Wtf? In what area of human endeavour can it conceivably be of any use at all?
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Parking warden is too good a fate… I’d prefer traffic cones, then they can get molested by drunks on a Friday night.
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PPE?
For most people that’s what you wear to avoid being filthy or having your toes crushed.
For some, rather different – “career in politics Sir? Well how about a PPE degree? Piss easy, and great training for being a lying hypocrite snake – a glittering and lucrative career beckons”..
Privileged
Pricks
“Educated”.
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As the Python Australians sketch had it, “Philosophy’s for pooftahs.”
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HBH@ – Philosophy explained – “If a tree falls in the forest unwitnessed, do I still get my giro, cider and rollups”?
Want a degree in philosophy? Go to the smallest room and pull off as many degrees as you want from the toilet role holder.
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Boris ‘read’ Classics (Klassix at the former Polys) and look how he turned out.
Richard Feynman took a philosophy course to meet girls. He came up with this;
‘I wonder why I wonder why I wonder why I wonder’.
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Neil O’brien, mp for Harborough, has a degree from Oxford in Ppe, and set up a website to counter any covid sceptic information. Appears to be pure government propaganda that would put Goebels to shame….
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PPE is simply applied Marxism.
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PPE ,sounds like shallow spineless cunt face
Perfect for administrative duties
We are been fucked no end
Hating every minute of the nothingness they contrive
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What sort of bullshit is this “degree”? What is it for?
Why would anyone lump these 3 subjects together?
Philosophy = bullshit . Just means you know a lot of words.
Politics; Left is shit,Conservative is left.
Economics: If these faggots were so fucking clever, (this also applies to LSE graduates) why did we end up in a global recession? Why is our economy fucked?
All I know is that if I had a car crash and my heart was hanging out between my fractured ribs , I would want to be repaired by someone with extensive surgical skills, not some Bullshittingdon Club lisping pighead -fucking bullshitter.
If any of these cunts saw a drop of blood they would pass out.
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