If I may, I would like to offer up a slightly different cunting than usual in the form of a YouTuber named Kalpit Veerwal.
Why, I hear you ask? Well, I was scrolling through the comments on Barcelona’s farewell video for Lionel Messi earlier, in order to have a laugh at all the fans crying over his departure, and one of said comments just happened to be this absolute fucking cunt describing Messi leaving as, and I quote, “the saddest day in the history of football.”
Not Hillsborough, not Munich, not the Torino or Chapecoense plane crashes, nor the Valley Parade or Burnden Park disasters, but the departure of an admittedly otherworldly player from a club in ruin.
This cunt, and the level of ignorance which he demonstrates towards the history of the game, is the very epitome of everything that is wrong with the foreign football fan.
Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun
And on the subject of Messi, here’s a rant from Norman
Lionel Messi is a cunt.
‘Leo’ apparently left The Nou Camp in tears. Boo fucking Hoo.🤣 Well, maybe if he hadn’t tried to bankrupt the club he ‘loved’ so much with his ridiculous wage demands, he’d still be playing for Barcelona. I dare say the little grasping mercenary will now be consoling himself with his moneybags move to those plastic oil money funded cunts, Paris St Germain.
And the overrated little fucker is nowhere near as good as George Best was.
He should have been on that plane leaving Kabul.
On the wing maybe.
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Or left back.
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Overrated, to say the least.
‘Leo’ plays on pitches that are like carpets. Anyone breathes near him and they get sent off. The ball is also as light as a feather. Bestie played on mudbaths with a heavier ball. He also had to deal with the likes of Chopper Harris, Billy Bremner, Tommy Smith, Bobby Collins, Mike Doyle and Dave Mackay. If Messi was pitted against those hard cases or a player of Beckenbauer’s quality, then we would see how good the little cunt was.
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Barcelona for the last ten years or so have been full of top quality players like Iniesta and Xavi complementing Messi but when in the Argie national team, he is pretty average and goes AWOL in big games.
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True, Liberal. Xavi was quality.
Messi has done piss all for Argentina. Maradona may have been a little cunt, but at least he turned up in big games.
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Imagine if Xavi and Scholes had been in the same team.
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Having seen him play in person many times, I have to say Ronaldo. That 2008 season with Tevez and Rooney, Ronaldo was unstoppable.
Messi also can’t touch Cruyff, Platini, or Best.
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Even though Messi is arguably more talented I much prefer Ronaldo – well, diving aside anyway. Not that Messi is particularly lazy but Ronaldo is an example of inhuman dedication and the fact that he’s still as good as he is at 36 is nothing short of insane.
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Ronaldo is a better player and it’s hard to say that as a Liverpool fan. When you look at the past Reds players, Messi ranks lower than Dalglish, Rushie, Barnes, Stevie Gerrard, Callaghan, or Hughes. Suarez is still a better player now than this tax-dodging corned beef turd.
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31 in 34 Premier League games wasn’t it for Suarez in that 2013/14 season? Highly doubt we’ll see that ratio topped for a very long time.
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Salah managed more but Dracula was the better player in my opinion, Chiggun of Tso.
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Both Dalglish and Keegan were better than Messi.
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Yeah, prime Suarez is probably one of the finest centre forwards we’ve ever seen Cap’n. Seeing him win the league with Atletico last season after how Barca treated him was glorious.
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There are no excuses for any grown man to start blubbering in public.
In Spain football is more than just a game. No matter what team you support and almost regardless of whether you like football or not, you would affiliate yourself to either Real Madrid or Barcelona.
It’s deeper than football. It’s political as well.
Whenever there is a clásico between these 2 sides the streets are empty and all venues showing the game are full.
It’s that important.
I feel fortunate to have seen almost every professional game that Messi has been involved in, many of them live.
I have also seen him interviewed countless times.
Despite being arguably the best player there has ever been, he is modest, softly spoken and almost shy.
When playing he runs the game. In the past through prolific goal scoring, but in recent years through passing and making plays for his team mates.
He is a target for the opposition who try to take him out of the game by constantly fouling him.
When fouled he invariably gets straight up and gets on with the game.
If there is an occasion where he stays down for more than 20 seconds then there is real concern as he will be genuinely injured.
In total contrast to Neymar or the early days of Busquetes or Alves.
Messi wanted to leave Barcelona last year after a dispute with the President of the club. That President has been changed and this year Messi wanted to stay.
La Liga rules dictated that he couldn’t possibly be paid his current salary so despite being offered a contract from PSG for even more money, he offered to take a 50% pay cut from Barcelona.
Unfortunately that wouldn’t have helped Barcelona so he had to go.
Playing for nothing is not an option. Just as FC Barcelona is a business, so too is Messi SL.
And with other players far inferior earning many millions per season then why the fuck should the best footballer in the world play free of charge?
It’s not like Messi is indebted to the club.
His last 4 year contract was worth almost 700 million euros, but Barcelona have made far more money from that than he has.
I agree that the wages of footballers are ridiculous, but when you have the likes of Harry Kane earning astronomical amounts of money then Messi has to be paid several times more.
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Football is more than a game in any country. Stop talking shite.
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Apparently, before 1992 club football didn’t exist. Therefore, the disasters mentioned won’t get a look in. Apart from Hillsborough, which was entirely caused by the police of course. The other saddest days in football were the day of the Bosman ruling and the day the English premiership was formed. Both of these helped create the hundreds of grasping cunts, like Messi, who can never be rich enough. Not to mention the chippy, race baiting Mbongo’s who are taking over club and international sides like they’re south London council estates.
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Just to clarify. I don’t think Messi should have played on for nothing. Business is business in any walk of life. But could he not have accepted a club average wage or some other recompense?
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Unfortunately not.
Without double checking, La Liga limit wages and acquisitions to 70% of the clubs income.
With Barcelona usually playing in front of a crowd that would rival a World Cup final, the lack of gate income due to COVID has hit them especially hard.
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What a bellend. He practically bankrupted Barcelona with his mental wage demands down the years. Fair enough, he didn’t force them to pay him that silly money, but fuck off with the tears.
Could’ve played for free for the last year or two of his career and not have to uproot his family to go and live in Paris. He’d still have had more money than he could ever spend (worth around £400 million by all accounts).
He’s a greedy little cunt, as evidenced by his tax shenanigans. He’s only gone to PSG because they’ll pay him daft money.
Great player though, no fucking doubt about that.
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Apparently he isn’t allowed to play for free under La Liga rules.
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Minimum wage then?
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That’s illegal too. As I understand it 50% was the maximum cut he was allowed to take.
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I see, fair enough. Just read up on all that.
Although it seems (unless I’ve misunderstood) that the main issue was that Messi’s contract ran out and Barcelona, due to their debts, weren’t allowed to sign new players without paying a big chunk of the debt off. Messi, because his contract ran out without renewal, would’ve counted as a new player.
It begs the question, why didn’t he negotiate the 49% pay cut before his contract ran out? Maybe that wasn’t possible either, but that seems weird to me. I get the feeling he stalled. His tax dodging showed his greed level. As did his wage demands down the years.
All I know, us that he’s ended up on a reputed 1m+ a week with a 25 mill signing on fee.
Coincidence he took a deal like that?
Not saying I blame the cunt, but those tears were bollocks. I’d maybe do the same (the deal not the tears) and say ‘Fuck you cunts. Show me the money.’ At least that would be honest. His demands down the years have fucked the club up (if you were President of the club, your number 1 priority would be keeping him…and he fucking knew it!)
Interesting article for once in the Independent.
How did his contract run out without renegotiation? But maybe I’ve got this arse about tit, admittedly.
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/lionel-messi-barcelona-next-club-b1897749.html
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I stopped caring about football when the millionaire halfwits began taking a knee in support of racism.
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You win tonights internet.
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I’ve noticed that about a number of foreigners and Gen Z. They all seem to fan-wank over Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar or Mbappe, rather than support a team. I find that behaviour a tad homosexual. If they’ve ever supported a team it always used to be Man Utd or perhaps Inter Milan during the Ronaldo years, now it’s City, Real Madrid, Barcelona or PSG.
The older brother of a friend went to Stamford Bridge a few years ago and said it was full of rinky dinks and peaceful types. I don’t think he’s been back.
Fuck ‘El classico’ and the plastics. I’d rather watch the revierderby between Schalke and Dortmund, or any game in the Championship for that matter.
I hope Lille win Ligue Un again and either Atletico or Sevilla win La liga.
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I must admit to admiring Ronaldo simply because of his incredible work ethic. But yeah, it’s something that definitely gets on my nerves.
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I remember hearing that the Dortmund fans has smashed up the city before a derby game. They were at home for fuck sake! And who can forget the 4-4 game. Incredible stuff. I always prefer the Bunesliga to the premier league with its overpaid mediocraties. Cunts!
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“full of rinky dinks”
Herro, you rike soccer too? I ruv the Tottingham. You wanna bye a haf ‘n’ haf scaff?
Der leferlee’s a wankel!
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You’d have to question him (Messi) on his performances for Argentina and he as others pointed out would go AWOL , so he shows no real love for his country.
The tears will be dried soon enough with mega Euro notes he is already earning
As for that cunt Neymar all he has managed to do is fuck up Brazil in the World Cup. The two of em are well suited to each other ,wishing them fuck all
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Lionel Messi is an over rated little cunt.
Xavi, Iniesta and Puyol were what made the Barcelona team as good as they were.
See Spain’s 3 consecutive major tournament wins for evidence.
Messi was almost a side salad in the team not unlike Andy Cole at Manchester United during the 90s who scored countless amounts of goals because of the quality around him.
Having said that, obviously Messi is a far superior all round technical player to Andy Cole but most of his success over the years is tied to those other great players.
His wage demands and jumping of ship to a team like Paris St Germain reeks of cuntitude for me and given the choice of best player between him and Ronaldo, I would choose Ronaldo every time.
Ronaldo would be a success and instantly improve any team he walked in to at any level, in any league in the world due to his physical abilities and dedication.
Messi I’m not so sure could have a similar impact.
Ronaldo is a bit cuntish but nowhere near as cuntish as Messi.
Greatest ever – get fucked
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Yeah, Ronaldo just seems to have that leadership and winning mentality that Messi doesn’t. Seems bizarre to say it considering what he’s won but we all know how Real Madrid have dropped off since Ronaldo left. Both incredible players but I get the feeling Messi will go into that PSG dressing room and try to be chummy with everyone whilst Ronaldo would go in there and threaten to rip their heads off if they didn’t win the Champions League.
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The saddest day in football history was April 15, 1961 when England tanked Scotland 9-3, with that slimy little fuckah Jimmy Greaves scoring a hattrick and Ian St John on the Scottish side. If I had been St John, I would have clocked Greavesy instead of chumming along merrily with him on their TV show for years.
The happiest day in football history was October 19, 1957 when Celtic thrashed Rangers 7-1 in the Scottish League Cup final.
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I loved Saint and Greavsie.
Saturday afternoons as a kid.
Halcyon days.
Coincidentally enough, the finest ever football programme ended at practically the very moment the Premier league era began.
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I am so happy that a game in 1957 makes you so happy. That way what happens from now on will not upset you at all.
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Could you perhaps enlighten us and tell all who was the Scottish goalkeeper in that 9-3 game and which team he played for? Many thanks.
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Messi is estimated to be worth £300m, so what will he be able to afford after two years with PSG that he can’t buy now? That’s right, nothing, so he didn’t have to leave his ‘beloved’ Barcelona after all. They’ve made him rich beyond his wildest dreams over the last twenty years, if they meant that much to him he could have given them the next two years service at the same rate they’re paying his team mates.
The truth is, he’s got rich man’s disease. However much they have, it’s never enough. As we found out in 2016 when he was given a twenty one month suspended prison sentence and fined 1.7m euros for tax evasion.
The snivelling greedy twat.
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He left them probably because they wouldn’t pay his tax bill.
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Many excellent comments gentlemen 👏👏👏
If you want to talk about the greatest player of all time, look at the supreme fitness and skill of Stanley Mathews, the father of the modern game.
Transport him forward to 2021, with modern pitches, kit, boots, balls, medical and nutritional assistance and physiotherapy and recovery:
He would SHIT all over modern players 👍
If Messi was “about” football, he would have gone to a league that mattered.
Money grabbing dwarf.
Fuck modern football👎
Filter doesn’t like dwarf. Very long story. – DA
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Word filter not a big fan of Peter Jackson’s bastardisation of Tolkien then, Admin?
😉
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What about Garrincha of Brazil? He was an alcoholic, serial shagger (HUGE penis), hated training, didn’t really want to be a footballer yet he won the 1958 and 1962 World Cups, the latter almost single-handed with magical goals. Died in 1983, no money, aged 49 and a few years ago his remains were stolen from his grave and they haven’t been found. In Brazil, Garrincha is the REAL King of Football, not Pele, Ronaldo or that Neymar cunt.
As for Messi, he is an amazing, supernatural player with a billion shekels in the bank, lifetime $25 million sponsorship with Adidas (signature pink leather slippers when he is in his dotage?) and an amazing family and life in general. So he’ll be on a paycut of $35 million living is Gay Paree playing against Monaco in the Uber Eats League (that’s what it’s called!) and getting to talk shite with Platini at banquets. He should have signed for Millwall and brought back the glory years of Terry Hurlock!
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An excellent cunting. The intelligence of the average interneter is truly below zero.
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Messi – greatest header of the ball? No. Greatest tackler? No. Greatest passer? No. Greatest at tracking back? No. Greatest striker of the ball? No. Greatest leader on the field? No etc… so fuck off.
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An excellent cunting. The intelligence of the average interneter is truly below zero.
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I presume this cunt is a footballist. I have had a good look but cant find any fucks to give.
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The most cunty thing about him is when commentators and pundits refer to him as ‘Leo Messi’.
Like they’re his bezzy mate of summat. Fuck off!
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