You want a cunt? I’ve got one. Charlotte Sunshine (I know🤣).
This daft bitch got the wrong order at McDonald’s. And apparently one bite of a chicken burger left her ‘traumatised’ ‘vomiting’ and ‘in tears’. An honest if daft mistake, obviously. And an apology and refund would normally close such a matter. But only with a normal person. The fuss this spoilt cow made about it is unbelievable. She was, of course, not so upset that she told every cunt on Twitter about it ad nauseum and expects special treatment, it appears an apology and refund isn’t good enough for this overgrown snowflake brat. Also, what’s a supposedly committed and lifelong vegan doing in McDonald’s anyway?
Typical luminous haired entitled millennial snowflake cunt. God, I fucking hate hippies.
Nominated by: Norman
Seconded by: Dickie Dribbler
Seconded.
MaccyD have previous form for veggie order c*ck-ups. Dozy moo-moo should have looked to see what was in her bun before stuffing her face.
Vegan given wrong meal at MaccyD
Should have offered her a free bacon double cheeseburger to rub it in.
That’s the fattest Vegan I’ve ever seen; looks like she’s pushing a size 16. Stop eating the chips luv; probably why she was in McDonalds in the first place.
Anyway back on topic, yes she has acted like another overly dramatic Snowflake with no clue about real trauma, real pain. Probably has a crying session if her hair gets wet from the rain. We have raised a generation of weak minded idiots fostered by no competition (its the taking part that counts), warning sign ahead/nanny culture, cancel anyone who disagrees because offended, self love (do what’s right for you, do what thou wilt) etc.
Wah, wah, wah cunts are everywhere with Prince Harry the poster boy. Sometimes I wonder if it is social engineering i.e. done deliberately by design to create a collective of mongs that are easily controlled.
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I make you bang on hence the constant emphasis on the mental elf. We are producing generations of weak, cry babies who seek constant attention, reassurance and approval. Such people are easily manipulated and controlled. Sheep dogs and sheep……and farmers of course.
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Since Project Fear tried to manipulate us into voting Remain by trying to make us believe in a medicine, food shortage apocalypse, I look at news stories and now think what is the take away message (no pun intended)?
For this one, the message isn’t simply ‘ooh what a useless snowflake’, the message is ‘meat is bad for you’ and pushes the plant based food agenda to drop those dangerous CO2 levels.
Coming soon a social credit score – it will start with health – more points for eating veg and having your Covid jib jab and booster on time (lol) and will spread out to car use and all the rest of the shit planned for us. My tin foil hat is a size 7.
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Size 7 and growing I would think by the week Ologist
You can see a form of credit based policy that will dictate your everything in the coming years
They are carving up the last of the resources that the World has left to offer, and that is human populations
I’m glad I saw a free world , at least in my innocence
I don’t envy the young
I feel for them
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#metoo
no need to feel sorry for the young – they’ve been programmed and its too late, even the lot that went to Eton have been subjected to programming but will end up in govt.
I fancy myself like that renegade woman in Black Mirror that drives the big truck and lives outside the system.
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People are allowing it to happen.
That’s the big problem.
Tell the system to fuck off with its dystopian vision of the future.
Can we go back to the 80s and 90s please.
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We can’t unfortunately,as nanny has a roll call in the morning
Must comply there’s nowhere to hide
“Like lions in the night out of sight”
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I remember something similar happening to one of our peaceful friends a while back.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/muslim-man-devastated-after-mcdonalds-21207871
Bless him.
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What else could he expect from food that no god would endorse, stick to your mystery meat kebab Mo.
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Had some guests from Israel on a multi day field tour, they told me to help them avoid bacon and meat cooked on milk. Fuck me they ordered Mac muffins, Caesar salad carbonara stroganoff I was constantly catching them just as they started shovelling it in
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Any CUNT who uses McDonald’s get what they deserve. Shit food, shit attitude from shit paid staff. Johnson on about paying people to eat healthy, first thing close down these fuck off outlets. Cynts.
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No way. We get free coffee and 50% off food in the one nearest the station. When you’ve (regularly) gone nine and bit hours without a break, a quarter pounder with cheese meal, large, with real coke, hits the fucking spot every time. Any cunt doesn’t like McDonalds, or their staff and food is free to fuck off and eat at a hummus bar. Less cunts in the queue in front of me.
Good evening!!
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Im with you DCI.
When ive been out since 6.30am worked my tripe out and got 100 mile to get home,
A cheese n bacon big mac, salty fries and strong coffee lifts the spirit.
Anyway, who do these people think they are?
Fuckin Jamie Oliver?!
I think McDonald’s is tasty as fuck,
Fine dining to me.😁
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Afuckingmen, Mis👏👏👏👏👏👏
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I like the McDonald’s sausage and egg muffins.
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No complaints from me either, it hits the spot although…
Once I borrowed a friends jack russel and went on a long walk in the bush. By the end of he was wet cold and exhausted shivering in the car.
I dropped into a Ronaldos for a burger deal, offered the presumably starving dog some of the burger meat…he wouldn’t touch it
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Did you take the gherkin out?
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I hate these eating disorders fuckwits with a passion
I was on holiday at home by the coast
I stopped at a very small country village at midday,because I was starving
There were three pubs come food type establishments to choose from
They were all packed
I choose one and had a pint while waiting to get some food ordered only to start overhearing the conversation between this cunt and the owner
“ does the soup contain gluten “ I’ll have to check mam
“And do you have a low salt food menu” well you have the option of not putting salt on your food mam
“Do you have a vegetarian menu” we serve salad mam yes
This shit went on a while , everybody was pissed off and felt like screaming at the cunt “ ITS Fucking PUB GRUB what are you expecting shaved carrots and sliced soy milk , now will you fuck off and let people enjoy what they ordered you cunt
She held the whole place up with her odious voice that needed to be heard to be believed
I can never understand these thick cunts ,just pack your own fucking vegan cunt lunch and don’t be expecting someone else to prepare your special needs
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Gluten free
Salt free
Meat free
Fat free.
Not much left is there?
Not arsed what anyone else eats, do what you want,
Just extend me the courtesy of leaving me to enjoy my choice of meal.
The best food ive ever eaten was in country pubs.
They don’t let you in The Ivy in rigger boots.
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Fuck all left after that MNC.
They just love torturing themselves but want to bring everyone along for their crib .
Meanwhile I had my first fresh run salmon for tea this year , he was caught dis morning and lovely he was poached in butter salt and pepper with a hint of lemon juice wrapped in tinfoil 🤤🤤
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Evening Mecuntry,
Nice!
Youd of paid a pretty penny for that in a restaurant.
Don’t get fish any fresher than that eh?👍
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The salmon runs are poor nowadays MNC ,but I won’t eat farmed salmon as it’s a fucker to the local bay environment, sea lice escaped fish fucking with what was a natural conveyer belt from the Atlantic.
I was working it was my nephew that caught him and gave me two stakes.
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I was wondering how you got through a whole salmon. They’re three feet long aren’t they?
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I heard some Despond type ask out loud:
“Ere, what’s ‘Ourdennis pate”? (pronounced ‘Plate’ without the ‘L’)
And then wonder why the tables around them were in stitches.
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Evening DCI,
My favourite meals are done in a slow cooker when out working late.
Coming in the door to a lovely smell of beef stew, Derbyshire Lobby, or hot pot.
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Ooh, you can’t whack a lamb stew!! These veganists don’t know what they’re missing!
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Can’t and won’t be beaten ,the stew when ones fucked tired from a long day
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Back in my 6th form days I worked on the local supermarket deli and some woman would come in every week and ask for “6 oz of Ardons pate”. The Ardennes sounding like hardons with a dropped H and pate also sounding like plate without the L.
Always raised a chuckle, but it raised nothing more, probably much to her chagrin.
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I was ordering some chicken pieces and a spotty youth was serving.
There was a sign on the counter that said “wanted, junior boner”.
I said to him “that’s you is it?”, we both had a chuckle
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Was it near the DIY pizza bit?
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Or the coffee shop?
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A vegan in Maccy Dees?
Not much of a fucking vegan then, is she? What did she order? The fucking tablecloth?
Fuck off. Another chancer.
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I once went to some trouble to cook a vegetarian curry for a vegan. Unfortunately, it tasted of sod-all, so I put a drop of Bovril in it to give it backbone.
Vegan ate this heartily until I told her what I’d done. We ceased to be friends at that point. I don’t understand these people. Food preferences are one thing ( I loathe tapioca and pork pies) but when they turn into a belief system, it’s gone too far. The alleged victim of the alleged atrocity looks like a Downs to me, anyway. Should she even have been ordering?
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Olives.
Convinced I’d like them.
Tried them, rank.
Tried them a few more times,
Fuckin dreadful.
Still a lingering suspicion i like them?
Poor mans palate, see?
Dont like caviar either.
Salty tadpoles.
I wanted that in my mouth id pop round Elton John’s.
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Poor Mediterraneans seem to like black olives – entire, not pitted. You get them at every breakfast (kahvaltı) in Turkey . Big juicy (Greek) kalamata olives are the best, though. Caught Spamming will tell you all about them.
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Olives are not to the Asian taste.
Bought some in Sumatra, gave a few to my driver.
He spat them out in three nanoseconds, and nearly crashed the car doing it.
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Why did you tell her? You say you were “friends” beforehand; this account of yours doesn’t sound like something friendly, it sounds a bit cuntish. .
Strikes me as an odd way to end a friendship background notwithstanding. There are many questions here:
☛why did you “go to so much trouble”. Was she (perhaps becoming) someone “special”
☛why did you use Bovril™¹ to “add backbone” to your, and I gainsay here: putatively fraudulent vegan offer? Decent Korean soy sauce would have lent the necessary “umami” to the vegan dish without traduction
☛do you now regret your folly and wish you had not lost the friendship of this vegan woman?
There are other questions I might enjoin you with, like
☛why would you share those details on a website like this for evaluation, assessment, or other comment?
☛ did you know Craig Murray has handed himself in four a few months’ HMP
etc
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¹ for a very long time, Bovril™ contained no beef. I can’t say it was a vegan product, but it certainly went “meat-free” some years ago. It returned to “containing beef” around 2-3 years ago, iirc.
An interesting product and one of which I am quite fond
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What’s in an Americano, barista?
Two, to go, two sugars in each.
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Should’ve added Vegemite, G’Day.
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there may be the remains, or memory, of yeast bacteria so sorry cobber, Vegemite may not qualify.
I once asked for lanolin (for a friend) at a country parlour, having not realised it to be a vegan diktatorship.
“We don’t exploit animals here” she hissed
What, the oily sweat off a ram’s nutsack? He won’t miss it!!!
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No, Cuntologist, Vegemite™ is like Marmite™ without the salt. They are both based on yeast extractives, traditionally from brewing.
Bovril™ is a totally different product. It had a few years in the wilderness as a Marmite wannabee… but is now back to being a useful beef consommé addition.
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Bovril removed its beef ingredients for two years, 2004 – 2006, hardly “a very long time”. Recipe change mainly due to public concerns over BSE.
Agree it was an odd thing to tell vegan about the Bovril. If asked I’d have said it was Marmite.
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I love Bovril.
Komodo did right.
Probably added 10yrs to her life expectancy.
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“Agree it was an odd thing to tell vegan about the Bovril. ” (RTC)
I am honest to a fault. It’s my downfall.
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@Three Strokes – Most Vegans eat bread made with Yeast. They’re not Jains!
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The only vegetable this fat cunt vegan is familiar with is the potato in its mainly fried form, an absolute snowflake mong oxygen thief
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She’s addicted to MSG and doesn’t even know it
Mc Diddles provide this along with all the convenience food outlets in abundance
She can pretend of course that she has principles and WON’T eat meat
Fucking tard but loves the lard
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A few years ago my former employer won a contract to look after part of McD’s computer infrastructure. I doubt many of their customers appreciate how extensive and all-embracing their systems are. At the drive-throughs there are sensors in the road which you can easily locate if you look for them. In the cabinet where you speak to place your order there is a video-camera and the operator to whom you are speaking is watching you. When you arrive at the pay and collection windows the person serving you already knows your face (and yet they still sometimes get the orders wrong!). Senior managers off-site can see and time everything happening on-site in real time, including for instance how long a customer spends at each window. There are cameras around the outside of the building and your car is photographed and the registration number recorded as you enter and leave the site. Overall I got the impression of a vast surveillance network which sold a few burgers on the side. I couldn’t fault them on hygiene however; half the staff spent half their time cleaning.
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Interesting👍
Thank you for that 👍
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Maccy Dees is ok about once a month or once every few months.
I once got ‘addicted’ to their shite. Luckily, I was young and super fit at the time. I was eating their shite 4-5 times a week. Made me tired, spotty and started getting pains in me kidneys, so I stopped.
I haven’t had a Maccy’s for about a year. I’m sure I’ll have another one one day, but it’ll be a rare thing.
I don’t understand these cunts who eat it every day for years. It really fucks you up after a few months of it. They put all kinds of shit in their food.
Absolute nutters.
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Looking at the header photo, I would wager she is short if the odd chromosome 🤔
After compo? Definitely-maybe…
Best burger I have ever had was a game burger at The Midland Game fair, back in the early noughties. 👍
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Canadian Rockstar Bryan Adams has been a vegan for decades and he doesn’t keep going on about it.
When he sang ‘I’m gonna’ run to you’ he wasn’t singing about dashing to the nearest salad bar.
Nor did he sing ‘Everything I do, I do it for you’ about lentils and bean curds.
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Bet he did.
😁
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In response to the aptly characterised Prodnose’s enquiries:
☛why did you “go to so much trouble”. Was she (perhaps becoming) someone “special”
Yes.
☛why did you use Bovril™¹ to “add backbone” to your, and I gainsay here: putatively fraudulent vegan offer? Decent Korean soy sauce would have lent the necessary “umami” to the vegan dish without traduction
This was the 70’s, 20 miles from any outlet likely to carry even Amoy soy sauce: The village shop existed mostly to supply drink.
☛do you now regret your folly and wish you had not lost the friendship of this vegan woman?
There are other questions I might enjoin you with, like
Think you’ll find your use of ‘enjoin’ is incorrect here. You might enjoin me to answer, implying a measure of authority if you were pretending to be a barrister, but you don’t enjoin “with” questions or anything else.
☛why would you share those details on a website like this for evaluation, assessment, or other comment?
Why not? You seem to be under no compunction to share your – often imaginary experiences – here. Mine are at least relevant to the thread topic.
☛ did you know Craig Murray has handed himself in four a few months’ HMP
‘for’ a few months’ HMP. I do now. Thank you.
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The “four” was a very weak pun. He’s been sentenced to eight months; he’ll be out in four (assuming he doesn’t wind up the screws/healthcare spods which seems unlikely).
Extremely weak, in fact. Unlimited and authentic apologies for such a piss-poor effort – and for offending your delicate sensibilities of spelling. I was a little the worse for wear.
Sorry
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Usage of “enjoin… with” was OK if a little shoogly¹. You see, when you add the preposition “with”, the meaning of “enjoin” is modified; it becomes a phrasal verb.
If “I enjoin you”, I am demanding your response, rather abruptly and “authoritarian-like”, as you describe above. If “I enjoin you with”, as in my usage, the meaning is modified by an ellipsis². It suggests I am requesting, rather forcefully [but here it is meant as humour from the context of the rest of my comment] that you answer my question.
¹ ©raigmurray
² the omitted words are pretty obvious, I hope …
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Oops, missed one.
☛do you now regret your folly and wish you had not lost the friendship of this vegan woman?
None of your business, but no.
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Thank you for your candour.
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I’m a Coeliac so can’t eat anything containing wheat, barley or rye but if I was accidentally given glutenated food and got a case of the shits, I’d make a complaint to the establishment who made the food and maybe post a nomination about it on ISAC……. that would be the end of it.
Vegans are spoilt little 1st world cunts.
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As well as around 250 000 000 persons on the Indian Subcontinent. According to Wikipedia, 14% of the global population is vegan.
On the other hand, I knew the now famous actress Olivia Williams quite well at University and her dad was a coeliac. He was exactly as you describe vegans above. So it seems cuntishness/veganism/coeliac disease are not mutually exclusive.
You’re right, though, TITS. Many millions of vegans “in the West” are as you describe them. Arguably, my brother’s partner is amongst them. But I can’t say I’m too bothered either way
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Well, in mcdonalds (hate cunts who say Maccy D’s as its Mc not Mac) you can get carrots sticks and fruit shit instead of your burger and fries…
I dont agree with that, at McDonalds I want a burger anf fries, not focking carrot sticks or fruit!! This girl is a vegan? Why the fuck she going in mcdonalds, unless she wants the fucking carrot sticks!!
She can have my carrot any day. May be a tad big for her though 😉
Meanwhile, just seen Greta Thunberg on TV, she wants a good fuck and then a bullet in the head!!
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You know they apparently campaigning to make veganism a religion…..
I heard this.
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