The BBC, my application for a job.

Hello fellow cunters I’ve decided to get on the good old BBC gravy train, the golden tit, why not every other cunt is doing it.

I fancy a Lineker grade salary and believe I’m worth more than what that jug eared cunt gets paid

Here’s my job application, any additions before I submit it will be welcome. If accepted which I very much doubt I’d see it past one episode but I can see a good amount of compo coming my way. Here goes.

Application for presenters job at the BBC.

1. I am right of centre
2. I am anti woke.
3. I’m anti quota both racial and gender. Jobs should be awarded on ability, not colour or gender.
4. I am pro Brexit.
5. I am pro Boris Johnson (with certain caveats). After all there’s fuck all opposition at the moment.
6. I am anti BLM and believe they should be classed as a terrorist organisation. BAN THEM.
7. I am anti extinction (stinking) Rebellion. They should be classed as an anti establishment Marxist organisation. BAN THEM.
8. I believe that reporting should portray both sides of the debate, not just the extreme left.
9. I am not a Socialist, or should I say Communist.
10. I believe that police numbers should be increased.
11. I believe that illegals should be deported, no questions asked. If they want to come here the cunts should apply through the proper channels.
12. Send the illegal boats back to France. No taxi service to the UK by RNLI, BORDER FORCE, NAVY OR ANY OTHER LEFTY WOKE ORGANISATION WHO MISTAKENLY PORTRAYS THEM AS REFUGEES.
13. I believe that Covid reporting should be balanced instead of the project doom reporting currently operated by the msm.
14. I am anti woke football players dropping to the knee. Strange how many non England players in Euro 20 who play in the premier league never took the knee, but will gladly do it in PL games. I think you can label these as fuckin virtue sinalling sheep, and that’s being kind.
15. I am anti non binary gender. These cunts need to understand, there is only two genders, MALE AND FEMALE.
16. Although I do not live I  London (thank fuckin god), I believe that little anti British shit rat Khan should be removed from office immediately. He’s a cunt destroying the capital.
17. The incompetent Met police commissioner (Dick by name, dick by action, but actual confirmed dyke ) should also be removed from office.
18 I firmly believe that the BBC should be defunded.

Although I have no previous experience of presenting I do hope you find my application and CV acceptable. However as a white privileged 60+ year old male I do realise that I have none of the essential requirements for employment at the BBC although I have to say I definitely could do a better and more representative job than most of the incuntbents currently on your station. I await your job offer.

Nominated by: DLP