La-la-la-la Lorde
Lorde is a cunt.
Now, who the frig is Lorde? I hear you ask. Well, she’s a singer from New Zealand and a current woke favourite. But why is she a cunt?
Well, she is putting out her new album on vinyl and download, but not on CD. Lorde sees CDs as ‘bad’ and a threat to the environment. That’s the story anyway. She claims she doesn’t want to be responsible for CDs that end up thrown in a landfill site after a couple of years.
First of all, who the fuck throws away a CD album two years after buying it (unless it’s crap)? Then again, it could just be a gimmick and a way of shifting the more expensive vinyl editions (of which there are many, of course).
So I think the smell of publicity and moolah is definitely eclipsing the stench of landfills containing discarded CDs. I may be a cynical old(ish) cunt, but I know a stunt when I see one.
The album in question – Solar Power – has a quite spectacular and pleasing cover though.
Nominated by: Norman
https://www.popbuzz.com/music/artists/lorde/news/solar-power-album-cd-music-box-vinyl/
Don’t click the top link at work or if your wife is nearby.
Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt helpfully supplied an additional link:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mariasherm2/lorde-butt-solar-power-album-cover-story
If she released it on a full-sized,moist,flesh-feeling replica of Gemma Arterton’s pissflaps, I still wouldn’t be tempted…that song she did a few years ago was a fucking dreadful dirge.
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PS…Looks to have a touch of the tarbrush and is probably a Lezza.
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She is actually a Croat so should probably exterminate her degenerate self.
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More bombed out holes than Vukovar. 💥☣️☠️🤮🚫
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Top link :- Looking up at little heaven!!
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Oh Lordi oh ho.
Never heard of the precious little cunt.
I tortured a buttercup today Lordi.
Yep, ripped its petals off,
And poured diesel on the grass.
You can bring your album out on wax cylinder far as im concerned, not arsed.
Like the album cover though.
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It’s a rip-off of Free’s 1969 LP cover:
https://images.app.goo.gl/VP9EmP3RYVhcs7369
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She looks like a skinny whore to me and if she is from NZ she’s obviously a massive cunt. The land of trannie weightlifters (they’ll never live that down) and Jacinda Letterbox Horseface.
Perhaps this tart could produce a reworking of the Men at Work classic….”I’ve Got Fuck All Down Under?”
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You can use defunct CDs as bird scarers in your fruit trees and bushes, so they can be recycled. I should say a 12″ vinyl record is not recyclable, so she is pretty fucked up and not thought it through – but then it is probably only a publicity stunt.
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If she’s that arsed about the whales and birdies and volcanoes and that why don’t she just sing outside McDonald’s I wonder?
As usual vacuous woke shit.
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Woke as fuck, probably whines about the objectification of wimminz, but has no issue with an ‘upskirt without the skirt’ shot of herself to shift a few extra albums. Not that I’m complaining. Phwoooar etc.
I hope she realises that she’s put herself in some wank banks now.
She’ll be the type to whinge and try and ban shite like her cover, when she’s too old and ugly to get away with it anymore.
Still. Nice uppy shot luv.
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She will claim to have been manipulated and exploited by some geezer who has since died and can’t defend himself.
White and straight obviously.
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This cunting should technically be titled Randy Marsh.
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Don’t know what she would worry about her cds
Making landlfill.
It’s more like no cunt will buy it in the first place.
Being a kiwi the album cover shows the only good part but thank god we can’t smell it.
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Total and utter pretentious cunt. Who/what is it anyway??
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Apparently streaming films and music is damaging to the environment as it requires increased computing power which requires more cooling which uses up more electricity.
So if someone would like to point that out.
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Oh Lordy Lorde , look at the fucking state of her!
I enhanced the picture on the album cover with the software that they use in films featuring CSI, the FBI and CIA etc..and was shocked to see that she had winnits.
“Fuck off you unfortunate-looking smelly attention-seeking hippie”
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A marketing exercise dressed up as concern for the environment?
Surely that could never be the case in our brave new world?
Boring little twat…
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Of course, all the big corporations want to save the fucking world. Helping themselves to even more of our money never crosses their pure wokie minds. Oh no.
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Didn’t this cunt once win Eurovision?
Ah, my mistake that was Lordi. Proves a long-held suspicion that nothing particularly original emerges from modern day, post horse-face land of the long white cloud. She even has to lift a near name and an album cover by Free.
Bloody good cricket team right now though but the rugby boys are below par.
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Daft bint!
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This one is hard to cunt because has a delicious arse and body in general and I think an few hours with her would have me quickly changing my view on cunting her.
However, it is as clear as daylight this cunt is using wokiness to promote herself. Some cunty PR manager probably put her up to this to help drive in the dollar.
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Have any commentators in this thread listened to the musical link?
Utter, utter shite👎
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LOL no but who cares as long as she takes my length.
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I did. Utter shite is flattering. It’s fucking dire. She’s got no tits either.
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Virtue signalling simpleton.
Impressive album cover.
Who throws CD’s in the bin??
I certainly don’t. I’ve a cupboard full of the things as is my car and I’d never dream of casually chucking the things away but I am a bit of a hoarding cunt much to the Mrs dismay.
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I still have all of the CDs I bought when I purchased my first CD player (Philips CD160) back in the 1980s.
If the silly bint thinks her stuff is going to get chucked after a couple of years then she obviously has little faith in her own, errr, talent.
With good reason 😆😆😆
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Her latest songs are being called Jack Johnson–esque.
Jack Johnson? Fucking hell, is she really that shit? Johnson was so bland, he made David Gray look like Jimmy Page in his groupie, cocaine and occult immersed world conquering prime.
Anyway, the important bit: the saucy album cover. I love the cover, but the woke hypocrites make me laugh. Because Lorde is a woke favourite, they say the cover is ‘OK’ and ‘delightful’ (admittedly it is). But had somebody from the extremely long woke ‘we don’t like you’ list done something similar. Say, someone like Gina Carano, the dribbling snowies would be up in arms and going on about how it ‘degrades women’ and all that Me Too crap. I have no problem with Lorde’s album cover, but the leftie hypocrisy stinks a mile off.
Gina Carano’s arse? Now, there is a thought….
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I wonder now how many blokes are going to be in the ‘dog house’ with the old lady for muttering ‘Mmmm! Lorde’s arse’ in their sleep?
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Lana Del Twat’s next album is rumoured to be titled ‘Why Didn’t I Think Of Showing My Arse (It Would Have Shifted More Copies)?’
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Lorde should stop making shit “music” then when people wouldn’t throw them away after their first two years at University.
Very poor form.
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Pompous chemistry take on this idiocy:
Vinyl records – even 45s – are far larger than CDs and made with PVC.
I can do no better than refer you to the bunnyhuggers here:
https://www.greenpeace.org/usa/wp-content/uploads/legacy/Global/usa/report/2009/4/pvc-the-poison-plastic.html
CDs are mostly polycarbonate: no chlorine content, and readily recyclable. Used also for soft drink bottles. Cuddly.
She couldn’t have got it more wrong. Fucking arty cunt.
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Lorde Lorde Lorde, I am Lorde…
… sang Randy Marsh in South Park. Yep, that sums her up succinctly.
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Her eyes are a bit too far apart for her to be attractive. Not quite Marty Feldman, but it’s still a no from me.
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