Rabbie Burns

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Rabbie Burns

Burns night – haggis & turnips, tartan and bagpipes, lashings of cheap blended whisky, and a bunch of pretentious fuckwits spouting incomprehensible drivel in an archaic barbarian dialect. Just another day in Scotland, then.

That Tam O’Shanter was a cunt, too.

Nominated by: cuntybaws

21 thoughts on “Rabbie Burns”

  1. Give them independence and they will soon revert to alcohol and drug fueled clan wars. Every Saturday night in Glasgow is like a re-enactment of “Braveheart”.Every Sunday morning like the aftermath of a thousand bomber raid. Alex Salmond is a fat cunt.

    • The whole fucking place should have a wall built around it to stop the cunts from wandering off. The stupid Jock cunts migrate around the world with their unintelligible accent, speaking at a rate of roughly one thousand words a minute and then get a tad irate when nobody understands what the fuck they are on about. Fucking stay at home if you cannot speak clearly. That goes for any other mumbling cunt too.

  2. Why do they always have Kilts and Tartans at Robbie Burns parties? Robert Burns was indeed a Scotsman, but he was a Lowlander, from Ayrshire. The Kilt is Highland dress and the Tartan, emblematic of the clans, much the same. Robbie Burns would not have worn either.
    Besides, even if he wanted to, he would not have been allowed to do so. The Dress Act 1746 was part of the Act of Proscription which came into force on 1 August 1746 and made wearing ‘the Highland Dress’ including tartan or a kilt illegal in Scotland.
    The law was only repealed in 1782.
    Accordingly, through much of his life, Robert Burns would not have been caught dead in a kilt – and if caught, would have been dead. Either at the hands of a Highlander, or the filthy Brits.

  3. I nominate MicrocepahlicDave, the effervescent proprietor of erstwhile legendary Max Farquar! Formerly a sort of Dick Grayson ward(1) to Max’s Bruce Wayne, Pinhead(2) Dave is a total cunt. After I had already landed my lexical fusillade on all his toadying sycophants and had substantially mellowed when one of his hangers-on stroked my ego – just right, the cunt bans me! Too little and too late, cunt! I wasn’t even re-loading for fuck’s sake! Fair enough, I reckon. It has been said, though by no one worthwhile, that I am an acquired taste and not everyone can tolerate my unconditional love. But why didn’t the utter cunt delete any of the heretofore strategically, operationally and tactically brilliant volleys of pure nasty dross I left about his handy comments facility prior to being banned?

    Fucking masochistic, got-no-IRL-friends, pinhead cunt!

    IRL? – In Real Life

    (1) ward? Geddit?
    (2) Pinhead? – Microcephalic? Geddit?

      • Probably because they have just found out most of their menfolk have travelled down to England and shagged all your women up the arse ?

    • Having viewed the site of which you speak, the reasons are clear to me from his responses. Try “Cunts Corner”, there they appear not to moderate comments.

  4. I nominate England’s fucking Historian cunts who can’t seem to agree on the text and flags used to deliver what was probably the most famous Naval message ever sent(1).

    http://navalmarinearchive.com/research/ims/signals10.jpg
    Nelson’s message via flag signal – “England Expects Every Man Will Do His D U T Y” above, from the The Boy’s Own Paper, 1885, employing the flags as shown in the 1804 copy of the Signal-Book, revised in manuscript and by re-pasting flag images, that was on board HMS VICTORY at Trafalgar.

    http://navalmarinearchive.com/research/ims/signals11.jpg
    Wills cigarette card adding the third word “that” and employing the strict 1799 Signal-Book for the Ships of War.

    http://navalmarinearchive.com/research/ims/england_expects.gif
    Some cunt’s ‘probable’ reproduction of the signal

    (1) With the possible exception of the message sent April 14, 1912: “CQD SOS CQD SOS WE’RE FUCKED”

    • I have a comment pre-dating my ‘moderation cunts’ comment by 4 minutes (8:17PM) – Why is it in moderation mode? Is it because it contains the word ‘cunt’? Is it because it contains three hyper-links? Is it because it contains the word ‘cigarette’?
      What the fuck?

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