Did anyone else watch that bag o’shite wimminz show The Pact on AlBeeb recently? If so you were no doubt as ungratified as I was to see this hatchet-jawed actress, sorry, ‘ac-tor’, in her customary role, playing ‘Hayley Cropper’. Again.
This dreadful old munter first washed up on Coronation St as ‘TVs first transgender star’ and I’d argue that you can trace the decline in that once-great / now seldom-watched show to that ridiculous storyline. Gone were the days of Minnie and Elsie sharing some humorous gossip over a half of stout in the Rovers; ushered in were ever more ridiculously woke, sensational but improbable storylines with one of those tedious “If you’ve been affected by” messages over the end credits.
But I digress. “Red Hayley” followed the usual deluded view of actors and felt it was her civic duty to loudly proclaim the wonders of Catweazle at the last General Election, no doubt from the safety of her 5-bed property in leafy Wilmslow. I knew there and then that would clinch a few thousand votes to the Tories.
Broadchurch, Happy Valley, Morse, there it still is. Same dodgy anorak; same crappy helmet hairstyle; same professional northerner dialect; it’s Hayley Cropper / Crapper all over again. There should be one of those aforementioned Warnings at the START of the show to alert us all to this old trout’s imminent appearance.
Nominated by: Isaac Hunt
Eh?
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I never understood how a wrinkled old cunt like her screen “hubby” in Corrie would willingly stick it up another blokes arsehole simply coz the cunt had tits ( I think ) Roy was surely of the generation that wouldn’t touch a tranny unless it played Radio 4 and plugged in!
What is it about luvvies that they fawn over the Labour Party? Is it a disease? Can we catch it? And is there a vaccine we can have ?
Fuck the old hag. Good cunting.
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There is no vaccine that prevents stupid.
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“Julie Claire Hesmondhalgh is an English actress, known for her role as Hayley Cropper in the ITV soap opera Coronation Street between 1998 and 2014. For this role, she won Best Serial Drama Performance at the 2014 National Television Awards and Best Actress at the 2014 British Soap Awards…” (Wikipedia)
😂😂😂
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You must be bored to waste time looking that up.
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Well, it made me chuckle.
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And a massive fan of Leftie Communist Jeremy Corbyn and the Left Wing of The Labour Party 👎👎
So for those 2 reasons an absolute cunt 👍
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So is he/she/it (delete as appropriate) a wimminz or a real tranny? Difficult to tell these days. It looks a man in a wig but I could be mistaken. It also looks like Mel Gedstuffed.
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I didn’t see the name, to start with.
My first thought? What an ugly poove/trannie.
Now I am confused… IF it is a she, it is even uglier.
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I did watch the Pact, it was a bag of shite but I guess it was ‘critically acclaimed’
Julie was very believable as tranny Harold/Haley, she has given birth so has all the right tackle but definitely looks like a bloke in a dress 😂
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You mean it’s not a real tranny? I thought only trannies were allowed to play trannies? Like only poofs are allowed to play gays, only spastics can play disableds, only blicks can play blacks. They can also play whites, apparently.
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I think her character in the street started just before the turn of the century, in the pre woke period, 😂
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Hayley Cropper – I used to get told off for loudly shouting “The he/she/beast thing! Don’t look it in the fkin eyes”! by an ex girlfriend.
I solved the situation by putting a TV in the bedroom and pointing towards it whenever she wanted to watch any nonsense.
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The BBC
A left wing woke distorted news channel run by and focusing almost solely on the needs of blacks, gays, dwarves, transgenders, anti British, pro immigration producing low quality “entertainment” for minority groups and simpletons, courtesy of a levy charged to the great British public.
Fucking wankers
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The only soap I watch these days is Buggernation Street. If you haven’t seen it it’s overdubbed old episodes of Coronation Street. The first tranny on Buggernation Street was Bert Lynch of course. It’s very dirty and very funny.
There’s about 30 episodes so far and 3 recently made “Lost episodes”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuiX71x5Qr8
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You might appreciate this then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqgj6zzt3E
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I have treasured this for a long time…
There are some bloody good Thomas the Wank Engine vids, too.
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I know Buggernation Street, Anton. The Top of the Pops spoofs are also hilarious. Loads of great old stuff (under the name Victoria Lucas) from this genius on Youtube.
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There’s a more recent version called Sorrynation Street, also very funny.
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I saw this nom picture right after the Amanda Holden pic! FFS my dick can’t handle these sudden ups and downs!
I guess I should read these cuntings in order from now on.
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Deirdre Barlow and Gail Tilsley, were the only Corrie bints that gave me the horn back in the 80s.
As for this “thing”, well “it” can’t do any wrong purely because of what “it” is. Criticise “it” and you’ll get flamed for it.
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Met them both. Anne Kirkbride (Deidre) had a great sense of humour and she also had magnificent legs. Helen Worth (Gail) was very small, but very classy and much more sunny than the downbeat Gail. Both were great ladies. However, Tracy Shaw (Maxine Peacock) was a right up herself cunt. Saw her once in Tesco, and she thought she owned the place. Arrogant as fuck, but the cunt couldn’t even fucking act.
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Fucking hell, that cunt fell from the top of the ugly tree and battered every branch on the way down.
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Usually these soap non actors (Ken Barlow, Dreary and multiple others) dont thrive outside of the wooden monologues and facial expressions required of them. Their accents are particularly fixed. This fucker seems to have brought appalling non acting, rolling Lancashire speak and woodeness to one-off drama. Doesnt seem to matter where the drama is set:
Wales – Lancashire accent, soapy acting.
S Coast – Lancashire accent and soapy acting.
And no fucker in Salford, the model for Weatherfield, would speak like he/her without having the piss ripped continually.
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She’s a real woman not a tranny.
Since leaving Coronation Street, she said she was wrong to play a tranny and that the role should’ve been given to a proper tranny.
Note, she only said that after close to two decades in the role. After her woke statement, I assume she’ll be returning all the assets and income she generated playing the role?
Of course, not a chance! Just virtue signalling bollocks as usual, which costs other actors possible roles. She’s alright though. She’s made her cash and got her mansion already.
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Somewhere in the depths of a darkened basement at the coronation street writers meeting someone said ‘who else thinks Haley looks like a bloke in a dress’….. and so it was decided 😂
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Famous because producers thought she could convince viewers she was once a geezer.
The only reason Roy fancied her was he could dress her up in in a suit like the Beatles used to wear and imagine he was doing his teen idol and life long crush Paul McCartney up the back passage.
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Who the fuck else was Roy Cropper gonna fancy?
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I saw this ugly old boot in the first episode of some “drama” some years ago. The premise was that this bloke, who was married to a quite tasty bird, was poking Hayley fucking Cropper on the side! Sorry, I understand suspending disbelief but that’s pushing the concept way too far. I fucked it off so I don’t know what happened but I bet his wife was really really fucking annoyed when she found out. I mean REALLY fucking annoyed.
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I thought it wore an ill-fitting Andy Warhol-esque Syrup on Corrie. Imagine my surprise when I found out it was her real hair.
Talking of gayness, I settled down last night after a hard day of grafting with a bottle of Ghost Ship to watch the old 1985 Arnie film Commando on the box. Hadn’t watched it since its original release. I never realised this mid 80s actioner was really a gay love story masquerading as entertainment! Jesus, Arnie must have been taking the piss with this one – pink shirt and budgie smugglers. His nemesis, played by Vernon Wells, looked like a slightly ferocious version of Freddie Mercury, complete with tight leather, chain mail and droopy tache.
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Gayest thing ever, but no one else saw it at the time, apparently only me! Some say Vern was a proper hard man in real life – yeah right, then again weren’t they Kays ducky – it was a 60s thing, more hard/mental you were the more gay??? Great film just for the hanging someone by one leg at arms length scene.
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Vaguely unrelated but I still find Maxine Peake to be the most communist actress around. She’s a right Corbyn wannabe.
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Peake is always sucking Corblimey’s wizened old cock. She needs a firm kick in the cunt.
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The deranged evil bitch looks like a rabid terrier.
Has got the sort of face that you could chop wood on.
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Who or what the fuck is this?? No fucking interest at all.
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Yawn.Not interested.Push the “shebeast” off a cliff
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One would think that asking a female actress to play a man who was changing into a woman would be odd, considering that even then there were many men sans tackle.
Always thought that casting weird. I do however remember spitting half a mug of tea across the room when during one episode in which Hayley had supposedly had the lot off in some Dutch clinic Roy asked her if she wanted to hire a bicycle two days post off.
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Says now that it was wrong to play the trannie cunt. But I didn’t hear her objecting at the time. Or during all the years she played the part, as Granada paid her thousands.
What a hypocritical virtue signaling thistle licking ugly fucking unfeminine fucking cunt.
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I hope somebody fills in her cunt with quick-drying cement very quickly.
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She played the part of a tranny, – and it was believable.
Enough said about this old carthorse.
Push her off Blackpool’s North Pier in a force 9 at high tide.
She can then wash up on the beach with the rest of the turds.
Looks as if she was modelled off a wooden spoon.
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Fucking ugly as hell.
Looks like an anvil with a wig on top of it.
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Imagine wanking over the sight of her on all fours with her plump lily-white bum up in the air, then she turns her head around looking over her shoulder with a hideous smile ,fluttering her tongue up and down.
Perhaps not. Anyone fancy TOFTT ?
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