Pornography (2)

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Has anyone noticed how boring and soul destroying modern pornography is?

When I was a young teenager nothing was more exciting than illicitly acquiring a few porn magazines. Whitehouse, Lovebirds, Fiesta, Mayfair and even those crummy little black and white contact magazines were intoxicating and became treasured possessions, to be hidden under the bed or at the bottom of a draw, away from the prying eyes of my mother.

Of course the quality was appalling and many of the models looked like they were doing it for drug money. But it was great, nonetheless. Just occasionally we would come across the real deal, a Danish porn magazine like Colour Climax and I would disappear into my bedroom for hours on end.

That soon came to an end when my mother discovered my new hobby, alerted by my bleary-eyed and tired appearance, and my prized collection disappeared. She did however leave untouched a few copies of Mayfair, perhaps wisely concluding that it was fairly harmless stuff and that I should have some outlet for my sexual frustration or else a pregnant girl might appear on the doorstep.

The problem with modern pornography is that it’s too available. The average 14 year old boy must have seen it all by now. The glamour and excitement has gone. And for the most part the porn is too soulless and explicit to be enjoyable. Every perversion is catered for and once you’ve seen it all, and there’s nothing left to show, all the mystery has gone and there’s no place left for the imagination to roam.

The moral question has always dogged pornography. Is it exploitation? I don’t think the models are exploited and many are paid well. They and the producers are the ones doing the exploiting. I have no doubt that it can mentally harm models that do it for a long time.

Anyway, the whole modern pornographic industry has become a cunt. They’ve robbed our teen boys of the innocence and excitement of the Great Porn Quest, which was a right of passage.

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

and seconded by: Infidelgastro

I’ll second that. Those well thumbed little books were like treasure. My brother had a few and I once showed them to some older kids in our air raid shelter. They made me leave and I had to wait outside whilst they perused them. They’d arrive in droves every day until my mum cottoned on. Then my brother copped it.

Magazines with a fully clothed woman on the front and removing an item of clothing every page. Suspenders, stockings the lot. It normally became too much before the end as it is now.

Fucking hell I miss those days and those granite erections too.

144 thoughts on “Pornography (2)”

  1. Japanese porn is by far the best.

    Fantastic looking girls, great figures, no tattoos, lovely hair, lovely eyes, most as natural as the day they were born, no boob jobs and most with a nice trimmed thatch.

    Some pretty weird stuff sometimes which adds to the enjoyment but the Japanese certainly don’t have any hang ups about sex. Just look st the uniforms the school girls wear.

    Any country that allows the sake of used schoolgirls knickers via vending machine certainly gets my vote.

    Fucking awesome.

    • Just when you mention Japanese, I unexpectedly came across some Japanese mature milf recently and I was strangely smitten. She had an appeal about her that an equivalent Western roastie just wouldn’t have. Maybe I’m becoming a strange pervert in my old age

      • Some of the more mature Japanese ladies still have absolutely fantastic figures, are extremely polite and with a twinkle in their eyes. I find Japanese women certainly amongst some of the most beautiful in the world.

    • @Willie Stroker

      I served in the Army with a guy who shagged a Jap squaddie lass out in Afghan and he confirmed to me that they do that annoying-as-fuck, high-pitch squeaky thing.
      If that had been me shagging her it would have soon turned from interracial porn to snuff porn (minus the pixelated genitals).

    • It’s weird that they can show Japs shitting in each other’s mouth yet if you want to look at their pussies they are pixelated so badly that they look like they’re wearing a latex jamrag.

      • Yeah Japs are fucked up! They like the tenticle porn though!… (like anybody outside of Nipon even gets off on that weird, freaky shit!)

  2. Yeah they have these schoolgirl “popstars” in Japan who are followed around by hordes of middle aged geezers who like taking photographs of them. Wherever they appear these blokes turn up covered in cameras and photographic equipment. The Japs don’t seem to think there’s anything slightly strange about this.

  3. This is going to be a long one but please don’t take it as a sanctimonious moral rant because that’s not what it is. I am a dedicated consumer of porn but I have to agree that modern porn is a cunt due to it’s ubiquity, high production quality, how bloody scripted it is and how misunderstood it is.

    I’m very much a person who appreciates the more austere, spartan quality of old school porn (minus the plentiful permage and pubic plumage) which I think is probably why I mostly prefer amateur/homemade porn because those videos feature real women in their natural habitat; not the fake, plastic, damaged women who feature in premium porn.
    The only ethical issue with amateur/homemade porn is the nature of it and whether it was uploaded to the web with the consent of all parties involved.

    As for the ethical and professional nature of the modern porn industry, there have been incidents of female porn stars being exploited.
    Bearing in mind that a lot of women who go into porn are already damaged and were likely abused when young, so are a naturally vulnerable group who can easily fall prey to blackmail and other scams.
    I believe it was Stoya who was exploited, another women whose name escapes me and another example of exploitation I can think of is Claire Evans AKA “The Giggliest Girl In Porn” who was coerced into porn by blackmail then became a born again christian so no – not all female porn stars do it because they want to.

    When you consider that the abused often go on to become the abuser and that abused girls often become hyper-promiscuous in later years, I can think of the example of Mercedes Carerra who did a Youtube livestream with Prof. Gad Saad about 5 years ago during Gamergate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBZJLomEiwc who seemed perfectly normal and switched on…….. then fast forward to 2019 and she is sentenced to jail for molesting a kid. There is nothing healthy about the porn industry, no matter what apologists try to say.

    It still serves a useful purpose though…….. rape-prevention (somebody should probably tell the Vatican that).

    • It’s nice to see a genuinely happy giggly girl. Anna Joy always look like she’s a real happy sort of gal whenever I come across her.

      • It’s not like snorting a johnny and pulling it out through your pie hole. Snort those bloomers too hard you could end up choking to death.

  4. Excellent descriptive reporting Cuntybollocks.

    Nearly spat my tea out.

  5. When a mate fixed us up in the early 90s with a Satellite box with one of those chipped cards to watch the football (nice one, Terry), we also got all that UK Adult Channel and Television X stuff. As tame as fuck, and those ridiculous faked phone-ins. But we also got all those Dutch and Kraut channels too. My dad – who was an old school bloke – was flicking through the channels, and he got the shock of his life.

  6. I don’t think we should be worrying about adolescents having easy access to porn compared to the Peacefuls. We’ve all seen our poor Peaceful brothers struggling off the dinghies, terrified from their traumatising experiences, cold, wet and hungry ( my wokie heart bleeds for them it really fucking does) yet they’ve all got the latest I phone ( supplied by the Frenchies as part payment for fucking off to England).
    And what do they see? Infidel women, who they already think are lower than a dung beetle, sucking and fucking all over the shop. Naturally this leads our brothers to think they can just get hold of a kaffir bird and do what the fuck they like. Now if they were doing this to the wokie, blue haired Wimminz type i’d be saying “fill yer boots lads.” But we all know the wokie slags just cry about them they wouldn’t go within a hundred miles of the cunts. No, it’s the daughters of the working class who have to pay the price.
    Now, i’m not proposing banning porn or anything drastic like that.
    No, just HANG every FUCKING PEACEFUL in this fucking country. Ok?

    • Honestly most of these cunts come off these boats with better phones than mine and latest designer fucking clothes to match or latest football shirts.

      I think all this grooming shit is a reverse psychology operation on us in the hope that white guys will start grooming and shagging their sisters as a form to fill cultural payback. Fuck off’ peaceful ones, it won’t work!

  7. I remember when I was about 10 or 11 (very early 90’s) being round at a mate’s house. There we were – him, me and another mate looking at his older brother’s porn stash which was hidden under the floor boards in the living room bay window and I’ve never seen so much bush.

    I tried a similar thing when I was 13. One of the bedrooms in the house had to be vacated because the boiler was faulty and had a Carbon Monoxide leak so I used the opportunity to stash porn under the carpet in that room. Unfortunately my Dad thought this would be an ideal opportunity to replace the carpet in that bedroom…… hilarity ensued.

    • One day, you will find that stash you thought got binned. My ex & her mum found my stash years ago when I was out grafting my arse off to keep the bitch going in coin. I reckon it must have actually been a concerted mission specifically to find it. I can imagine my MIL hours into the search demanding the search continues… “Trust me he will have some hidden somewhere, men are all the same, your dad had it stashed in all sorts of places and I know all the places they use after all these years”.
      MIL’s are cunts!

      • Just hope that she never “learns to code”……….. then you ARE fucked.

      • Learn to code? She couldn’t even fucking learn to cook unless it was remove from cardboard sleeve, pierce film several times and place on a baking tray in the middle shelf for 30 mins at gas mark 5. Her mother should have been learning her womanly skills that would make me happy instead of rifiling around the home searching for the things that made me happy.

  8. I was quite crafty with my stash.

    Back in 1999 I had it hidden amongst a load of box files labelled “college work” which did contain actual college work, but hidden in it were my grot mags.

    • Probably worked better than my technique of hiding it under the carpet.

      • I knew my mum would never bother looking in a file called “Business studies coursework” or “ICT”.

        I also had one hidden in a guitar case.

      • Well I guess the only people who hide A-Level study text books under the carpet are people who are afraid that “Dad will think I’m a queer for studying” and such like.

        I’m so glad that my neices and nephews are younger than 20 so I don’t have to attempt being a twat.

    • The stash my wife & MIL found was in a narrow cavity behind a section of wood panelling that you could not even see into (it was round a 90 degree corner wall and it was strategically so far along from the entry point that i could just grab the carrier bag I had it in. It was a mission for me to actually get it out knowing it was fucking in there. Had to lie on the floor and stick my arm in round the corner and along. With hindsight, they had to either be looking for it or money.

  9. The best porn is British.
    The girls are such foul mouthed sluts with that girl-next-door appeal.
    Can’t stand those girls on the ATK galleria sites who , knowing that they are going to have close-up pics of their cunts and arseholes, turn up to the shoot with massive cling ons and shitty skid marks.
    What’s the point of a pretty face when your toilet-area is in a shocking state.
    The other problem with porn is that it gives the gullible the impression that you can insert the entire length of your fully erect penis up a woman’s anus and that it will look as clean as a pin.
    The sad reality is that you’ve only got to stick the very tip of your finger up your girlfriend’s hoop and it would be covered in shit!

    • I think you just described ATK girls and then slated them for being AbbyWinters girls……….. them bitches be all hairy and shit!

    • @cuntator

      By that comment I can tell that you’ve either never done a bird up the hoop or you’ve only ever done very clean birds up the hoop.

  11. At a day out at a motor racing event years ago, there were a group of grid girls me and a mate talked to briefly. One of them was fit as fuck and was exactly my type looks wise.

    About a year later while perusing a certain website (ahem), I see a thumbnail of a woman and I think “fucking hell it’s that lass”.
    It was as well.

  12. I can confirm that as recently as 2006 printed porn could still be found in the wild. I was walking along Suchiehall Street in Glasgow when in the middle of the road was a perfectly intact Japanese Bongo Mag. I stuck it under my jacket, put it in my bag at work and took it home. I could only hide it from my future Mrs by hiding it under my mattress. After a week I had to take it to the recycling because it was just too hot to handle. In the mid 80s I found a mag for ladies up the back alley at my parent’s house. That was an eye opener. Half cocked cocks and guys with taches. Might have been for the gays. God knows how it got there.

    Yes porn is too freely available on the internet. I also wonder if excessive masturbation seriously reduces your vitamin B12 because for a while I had dangerously low B12, I was given supplements and told to eat liver and green veg. The doc never told me to stop wanking but I think she might have guessed.

  15. When I finally located my older brother’s stash of Whitehouse, on top of a wardrobe in the spare room, it resembled age old papier māchě.
    You couldn’t separate the pages with a carving knife.
    The wanker.

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