Death now that’s a real cunt.
Life has its ups and downs, it can be beautiful, it can be ugly. At times you can feel so elated that you are like a teenager who has just touch second base for the first time or like passing your driving test first go aged 17. Sometimes it like being dumped at the youth club disco or that you miss an open goal in an important footie game.
We are born and basically dribble from the mouth cry a lot and shit and piss ourselves. A life time of learning and experiences help us to get to know life well and just as we are beginning to get the hang of it and enjoy to the max along comes old age where once again we end up crying in pain and pissing and shitting ourselves. Now that is a cunt.
But; the biggest cunt of all is death. That is a real blow just when you are getting to like it.
Nominated by: Everyonesacunt
(I have a strong urge to play some Blue Oyster Cult and “Don’t Fear the Motherfuckin’ Reaper” – DA)
I hope that reincarnation does exist.
Blair and Campbell would return to Earth (instead of a lifetime of sucking the devil’s cock) as Katie Price’s flange and ringpiece.
Which one would be which, who cares?
Four times a day; each of them pumped with a rancid cock – of various colours, smells and sizes. Hosed with spunk, lubricant, piss and shit, day in day out.
No holidays or days off from that permanent stink of rotten tuna.
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And when this horrific prospect of reincarnation, of Blair and Campbell was announced, there were cries of derision from the both of them.
“We couldn’t possibly spend eternity like that, it would be a penance of profound proportions”. Said the flange and ringpiece.
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Death is life’s only genuine ‘vaccine’, so there’s that.
Who wants to live forever, especially if you’ve got to mince around like Dreddie Hercule pretending he isn’t dying of AIDS.
No matter what shit they throw at us in every 20 year cycle, we’re possibly living better than we did in the previous 20.
That’s just the way it is, some things will never change.
(I never got why that’s mean to be so shit, nor We Built This City. I think they’re both banging, certainly better than anything that ended up on that ‘Glee’ poof-fest. No doubt something to do with ‘Thatcher was a cunt’ aka Northern people couldn’t be bothered to be entrepernurial.)
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