Edwin Poots – DUP Leader

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(Poots (right) goosing Arlene Foster – DA)

A welcome Cunting for EDWIN POOTS newly elected leader of Northern Ireland’s DUP.

He is a fundamentalist, creationist bigot who is likely to make his illustrious predecessor “Reverend” Ian Paisley appear to be sane and reasonable.

Edwin has been hiding in the wings, only to be suddenly thrust into the glaring spotlight of Cuntitde. He may be a newcomer but we can be confident that he will not let his admirers in ISAC down, a stellar CUNT in the ascendency.

Nominated by: Sir Cuntalot 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-57115975

45 thoughts on “Edwin Poots – DUP Leader”

    • I have it on good authority (the South Park Movie) that Satan is a feeble woolly-wooftah, whose ass is being raped by Saddam Hussein.

    • He’s smirking after doing a silent but deadly, most likely creamed cabbage and Guinness and she has just caught a whiff.

  3. I dont thinks they teach creationism and the immaculate conception in schools and universities. Being “born into the wrong body” and men are women is taught as fact in both. Heretics to the new religion are expelled with no christian forgiveness. I know which religion is the most dangerous and has the most power.

    • Of course they teach that backwards shite, in faith schools, which thanks to Blair have increased over the years through subsidies. And of course there have been catholic schools for years, with their indoctrination and brainwashing. By the time these cunts make it to university they are already cooked.
      The alphabet people are mere beginners in this game.

      • It’s impossible to mix up faith and fact, as they are totally non compatible.
        Faith is for fools.

      • I actually agree with you. Im just pointing out that the immaculate conception is taught as faith and being born in the wrong body is taught as scientific fact.

      • Indeed. I think it’s a scientific fact that people suffer from a mental illness that gives them the delusion of being born the wrong sex, but I can’t see it being taught in any school these days.
        Schools, as a seat of learning, died when GCSE took over, a poor substitute for what they replaced.

    • Harry walfwit has two A levels in art and a D in geography and he knows all about “mental health” which is also a load of bollox that will be laughed at in the future like we laugh at blood letting.

  4. Another corrupt politician.
    Add to his dubious C.V:

    -religious fanatic
    -homophobic
    -elected via nepotism
    -anti peace

    Fuck Oirland-savage, backward cunts👎

  5. Cum on Arleen!
    Sang Dexys midnight runners
    About the DUPs mrs Foster.
    Arlene always reminds me of Brooksides Ron Dickson.
    Anyway.
    Eddie Poots can believe whatever the fuck he wants for me, nice to see someone from Craggy Island doing well.
    Dinosaurs? Bullshit!!

    • I did once “come on Arlene”.
      She was a Scottish barmaid working in Kendal for the summer. She had red hair, green eyes and massive tits😋

      She was not best pleased when I left her designer blouse looking like a plasterers radio😂

      Afternoon Mis 👍

      • Afternoon CG👍
        Even a dirty dick fanny hound like you would struggle to get ‘wood’ with this Arlene.
        She looks like a 80s dart player rather than a political pin up.

      • Bloody hell-bang on Mis.
        She is the spit of Keith Deller😁

        I would never go for “double tops” or “bullseye” with a munter like that 👎

        Cuntstable reckons she gives him the horn. I think he needs new spectacles🤔

  6. The DUP has always been riddled with fucking loons. It makes you wonder why we keep hold of NI when our supporters make the IRA look sane.

  8. About time too, a level headed politician who will make full use of his principles whilst steering his troubled province towards security, harmony and no surrender. Scores points for not being a advocate for lgbytredhjki issues. Doubt that labelling him a bigot will reduce his followers on this site. Bet he never took a “knee” unlike other members of NI elite what. Thinking the World is about 6000 years old not really a problem considering the MSM proclaim to one and all that men have babies and if you have a meat and two veg you can legally be a women if you want to be. Ethnicity is a protection against abusing little girls until the problem becomes too obvious to hide. On examining the views and behaviour of many political leaders imho this geezer is certainly not worse and if he sticks to his principles most likely better than many.

    • No need to spoil the flow here by posting something sensible! You Sir, should be ashamed!

    • Never did Rees Mogg much good, but good luck to him. I will certainly respect any politician who speaks their beliefs. We need more of that whether you agree or not. Kick the advisors in to touch and let’s have more politicians who state their beliefs please

  9. Poots will be a stubborn First Minister. There will be no compromise. He’ll stick firmly to his guns. A fanatic and a total cunt when it comes to Northern Ireland.

    I like him.

  11. Ffs it’s as bad as isl.a.m . Nobody overtly religious should be anywhere near the leavers of power. Politics, lawmaking and religion should be keep as far apart as an arsonist and a flamethrower.

  12. “Your enemies enemy is your friend”

    That is all, he’s still a cunt though

    • The most depressing thing in the world is hearing someone with an Irish accent talking about religion and politics.

  13. Say what you like about Poots, but right now, Poots is probably going to be the saviour of the Union. On past form, he believes completely in the Union and will not tolerate any Mr Blobby in No. 10 endangering that Union with his “oven ready”.
    Boris will now come under enormous pressure to tear up the very much hated agreement he made. We live in interesting times.

      • and Puss n Poots ! Good afternoon MNC….still laughing at your “cum on Arleen “

      • Afternoon Five eyes!
        While I quite like the passion and loyalty of the unionists in Ireland, theyre a plain bunch arent they?
        I know I shouldn’t be so shallow and its not a beauty pageant,
        But Jesus!!
        Arlene looks like she shaves her back, and that Ian Paisley accent?
        Makes my winky retreat into my tummy like a rabbit in a warren.
        When at the family planning clinic they must all be issued with paper bags?

      • Well at my age, I’d still have a go. Interesting,,,but desperate times……. he! he! he! Cum on Arleen…wicked

  14. Saw him onth telly last week.
    Thought it was an advert for a zombie film.
    Contender for Dullest Cunt on Earth.

  17. “hiding in the wings”…?
    In Fr. Jack Hackett’s underpants hamper, more likely

  18. Is that his real name? Can’t be , surely….??? Fucking cunt!!!! Isn’t he the bloke from Monty Python with the dancing teeth?

  19. His ONLY redeeming feature is that he dislikes his Southern neighbours with real hatred. So not all bad then – religion being the lifeblood of that isle wherever you happen to reside.

  20. It is beauty pageant now? Can I vote for the president of croatia to take over the assembly then?

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