A meat and two veg, all that meat and no potatoes cunting please for roly-poly loud-mouthed lard-arsed TV cook, Jamie Oliver.
Due to his business “empire” going bust, and Jamie weighed down by the expense of keeping wife “Jules” in diamond vajazzles, we have had to pay half a million pounds to his disgruntled ex staff:
https://www.aol.co.uk/news/jamie-oliver-empire-collapse-costs-145153105.html
Clearly, they need the money more than thick as pig shit Jamie, but how disgraceful is it that this man can live in luxury, keep his big house, cars and TV shows and wash his hands of any responsibility to his staff.
Another champagne socialist on the take.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
His food is rubbish as well.
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Mrs Twenty and I made the mistake of visiting one of this cunt’s places some years ago. Fucking overpriced shit. The man is a truly desperate cunt.
On the other hand, I saw Raymond Blanc’s show on TV the other night, he seems a top bloke not withstanding the fact he is a garlic munching froggie.
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Totally agree. Went to a ‘Jamie’s Italian’ restaurant in Kingston Upon Thames many years ago; we ordered burgers and they were bloody awful – raw in the middle, actually raw, not just rare which is fine by me. Staff were thick and wet behind the ears. Decor was shit as well, sporting an industrial canteen look, ok if you’re 19 I suppose. I avoided anything to do with Jamie Oliver after that. You see his stupid pots and pans in shops – sod off.
By contrast Raymond Blanc deserves to be called a top chef, knows his craft Blanc’s Le Manoir aux Quat’Saisons restaurant is sublime.
https://www.belmond.com/hotels/europe/uk/oxfordshire/belmond-le-manoir-aux-quat-saisons/gallery
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Good cunting W C B. The behaviour exhibited by the twat is typical behaviour for a person who has made a lot of money by knowing little but getting enough exposure in the media to encourage certain persons to assume that they will better their cause by association. This sycophantic ballet of mutual arselikun and huge helpings of brown nosing have allowed the cunt to trouser large amounts of dosh. What bank would turn down the loan request of a beloved by government and lots of others genuine right on cockney geezer. The motto of most of these arseholes is “workforce, workforce fuck off”. I apologise for loosing the thread but I am halfway to oblivion thanks to a large shipment of a really nice Belgium lambic beer, good health to all and have a happy Easter “ Am I allowed to mention the most important Christian festival, I would not want a visit from Wokepol or offend any readers, this white privilege is a cunt sometimes”
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Happy Easter Mr Biscuit – enjoy your Belgique bier-the only good thing to come out of that particular cunt-ry.
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Awwright mattee . Haas it goin guvner cunt. “Cockney” Kent twat. Fuck off.
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Jamie Oliver is clearly a pukka cunt who makes shit food. He should be boiled alive in a big cauldron by a tribe of savages with bones in their noses.
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Fat lip Jamie tried to blame Brexit for the collapse of his eating empire. He would have blamed Covid but he failed long before the pandemic.
Nope. The cause was overpriced, overrated food served in tiny portions by iffy staff.
He also tried to dictate what schools should dish up but this was rejected by the kids who didn’t like his woke menus.
He really is a thick ego-maniac cunt of massive proportions.
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Well I thought he was a cunt before, I forgot to mention the barrel of monkey spunk on my previous Furlough claiming cunts post.
Joburg necklace for this well done pork butt as well, TV chefs, I think we have enough of these cunts now….
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Plastic twat mockney cunt (or is it ‘cant’?). I wanted to punch his fat conk in every time he said ‘Pakka’ when he was on the telly.
As for his staff? Is he still employing convicted P. Doze in his restaurants?
What a total cunt.
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He used be the person I detested the most, Fat Tongued Wanker, he has been pushed into second place by the Owen (tougher than I look) bum boy.
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Did you know that Jamie has the heaviest tongue in show business?
It weighs in at 3stone and hes going to be having surgery to reduce it as its putting strain on his spine.
Its the equivalent of a Staffordshire bull terrier in your mouth.
Which is preferable to his shitty spit flecked food.
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No BB you can’t mention Easter some cunt is bound to get offended….
What has happened to the world…..
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I had enough of tv chefs 30 years ago cook your food eat your food and fuck off while you’re doing it you talentless cunt(s)
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I did enjoy the Two Fat Ladies. I like to think of the logistical nightmare the editors had taking references to vegetarians being cunts out of each episode.
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They were both good drinkers, too. I can’t stand a bird who takes an hour over a glass of white wine.
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Good. Glad his shity restaurants have collapsed . He’s a smug odious cunt.
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Julthe, Julthe, becauthe of Bwexthi’ my reth-tauranthe ‘ave all clothed daaan. We’re daan to our larth 50 miw-yun quid.
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Another prefab mockney like that cunt with the spanners. Though I did chortle when he goaded those scrunchied Waynetta mothers into a band of pitchfork-touting lard-ons after banning turkey twizzlers from the school menu.
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Anyone else have problems accessing this site today?
I noticed the biased bbc site had the same message (summat about bollocksed databases).
It’s a conspiracy I tell you!
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Me!!!!!
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Yup, same problem on both and both reappeared around the same time, suspicious.
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It was a cunning plan to fuck the millenials up.Mass suicide, I cant get on appropriate social media.
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Likewise me.
Am always so bloody relieved when ISAC springs back into action. The thought of life without it is indeed grim.
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What if he accidentally slides himself into his oven?Set for gas mark 6 you gobby shite
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Add a good few glugs of his beloved Olive Oil!
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Popeyes missus?
Shes queen of New Zealand now.
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How the fuck he ever became a famous chef I’ll never know.
The fucker slavers when he speaks. His food will be full of his goz.
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Fat cunt.
Just walks away and fucks everyone over.
A pathetic excuse for a man.
Fuck Off and Die.
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What used to fuck me off was when he tasted his food with a spoon and then put the same spoon back into the pan. Dirty bastard. And I bet his shit stinks as well.
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This fat cunt was going to slim down our kids wasn’t he?
Mind you gavnor, he’s a right fackin’ east end wide boy who new the fackin’ Kray twins mate. Probably.
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Oddly enough, after mention of Smuggerjdge-Buggeridge, wasn’t he “involved” with the Krays, or was it just Dribeeg? Maybe both. Old cocksuckers.
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Poppy Honey Rosie
Petal Blossom Rainbow
Daisy Boo Pamela
River Rocket Blue Dallas
Just for naming his kids thus, he has achieved the Cunt “Platinum standard”
Thick lipped, mumbling cunt-fool.
Pukka mate.Wicked.
Fuck Off CUNT!
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Jonathan Ross did something similar.
We can therefore expect the big tongued bellend’s offspring to be 25 stone blue haired, yeast infected feminists who are ‘fat and proud’, as they pose in their super sized bikinis.
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I am still suffering PTSD from looking at those bikini shots of Honey-Monster Ross😢
The living embodiment of Viz’s Fat slag Sandra.
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The man is a nuclear-powered total Cunt. Puts on that stupid mockney accent,drools into his food,whines on about healthy eating while tipping a gallon of oil over every plateful of shite he serves up,has a wife with a fanny like Dartford Tunnel,breeds endless whelps (bet the bastard claims Child benefit for the brats),lives a millionaire lifestyle while expecting the taxpayer to support his staff…and is probably one of Philip Scofield-type Gays judging by his appearance when he drove around on a shitty moped.
I’d like to feed him into an industrial mincer…feet first so that I could enjoy the look on his mongy face until the mincer stalled as it reached his flabbery lips…then I’d drop my kecks and shit in his brainless skull.
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Not a fan then Dick? 😂😂
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Fucking hate the Cunt,Bob…although it was randomly typing “Jamie Oliver is a Cunt” that first led me to this site,so I now also blame him for some of the occasionally slightly unkind comments that I may have made about one or two others since joining.
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You missed your chance mowing him down on his moped in the Hilux, Fiddler and leaving bits of him spread across Primrose Hill or whatever cunt enclave he lives in. His ‘mate’ Jimmy Doherty is bellend too, living off the fame and reflected glory of dickhead like Jamie Oliver.
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Pair of bumboys I expect….probably fell for each other while licking the same window on the Sunshine coach taking them to mongy school.
Afternoon,LL.
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Afternoon Dick, are they still sending you miles away for your jab? You’ll soon be better off just driving to the coast, putting on a lifejacket and jabber incoherently on the beach while some do gooders take you to be vaccinated and enrolled in the local school.
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Haven’t been offered anywhere in Northumberland…nowhere nearer than an hour and a half away. They can Fuck Off if they think that I’m driving all the Country for a jab that I’m unsure of in the first place.
This shite about “vaccine passports”…going to be on phones apparently…wonder what’ll happen to the millions of people (like me) who don’t have a mobile phone capable of “downloading” or whatever it’s called.
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Wow this is his 12th cunting?! I don’t know or care who the fuck he is but he must me a monumental cunt to reach 12. Damn!
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Celebrate Chef my arse. All I have ever seen this cunt do is break off great lumps of mozzarella and “chuck”, his words, into a bowl of lettuce and tomatoes. First rate cunt.
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Fat tongued mongoloid who got lucky. I can’t stand the cunt and would have hoped his tattered reputation might have put an end to his telly career. No such fucking luck.
Keith Floyd must be spinning in his grave.
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Apparently this slack-jawed wankstain is worth around $400,000.
How the actual FUCK is that possible?
If I’d had to guess I would have reckoned on about a tenth of that.
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Sorry, that should say $400 million. My Easter treat bottle of Knob Creek is going down rather too well this afternoon.
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Knob creek???
Mine fucking well did last night, when Mrs Cuntfinder sexually assaulted me, after consuming far too much Grape juice.
Good Friday?
It was fucking brilliant😚👍
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Lucky you CF. Fell asleep here though I did dream of a threesome including the Mr and a cute blogger friend. Does that count? Thank fuck I didn’t dream of that daft twat faced mong Oliver who seeded the Unions with even more money and power reaching all the way to the Colonies where they seem hellbent on destroying the New Zealand economy. Cunts.
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A fat fuckin megacunt.
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Dirty evil conniving cunt that cannot cook to save himself.
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Slippy lipped wanker, not fit to flip burgers on a Gypo fairground. This pasty tub of butter if not famous would turn the guts of even the most depraived prostitutie.!
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Keith Floyd, was always my favourite TV cook. Never took himself too seriously, was quite often was pissed on wine during filming; never bothered with arty-farty cookery sets or bothering to weigh/measure ingredients – he just threw a bit of meat in the pan, added some random veg, sprinkled half-bottle of the nearest bottle of booze, gave it a shake & stir, and Bingo, sorted!
Wouldn’t suit the BBC of today of course. Cunts!
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