A cunting for all those in charge of fucking up the NHS, seniors NHS management and the government mostly.
Remember when some mentalist thought it would be a good idea to require a degree to become a nurse?
Now they are saying people should be able to become doctors via an apprenticeship. I shit you not.
https://apple.news/AAev_PXMYT3aW6y-zdIkD3w
Want to be a nurse off to uni, want to be a doctor, learn on the job.
Cleaners required, NHS foundation trust, PhD required.
Up is down!
Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit
It has to be said that a fair few of the people I know that have degrees have no common sense. The coppers were on about needing a degree recently to be a bobby. The country is a fucking basket case from top to bottom.
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Best way to learn a job, is on the job.
When it comes to most things,
But a doctor?!!
Id like to think the bloke writing my prescription for heart tablets has more than filling up the fuckin pick n mix at Woolworths as experience!
And that someone probing my prostrate gland isnt a binman whose fancied a career change!
Some semblance of medical training is preferred.
Although my son went to University and hes got no common sense whatsoever.
Fuck it,
Trial by error.
Let them loose…
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A proctologist hands…better those of a concert pianist than a brickies labourer
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Hi Bob –
A family member, who recently left the Army, is about to join the Police Farce. I won’t say which county, but it’s in the South. Anyway, you’re right about the degree thing. Apparently, Police Training College isn’t enough now. These days you join the Farce and work towards a policing degree within 3 years. No joke.
How much education/training does it need to learn how to ‘take a knee’ and ignore crimes perpetrated by people of colour? He’s in for one fucking great shock when some rioting kicks off on his parish and he reaches for his firearm – only to realise his only protection is foul language. Hahaha.
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Hi Imitation. We need Dirty Harry types as Police, all that we’ll have soon is wet farts in uniform holding a balloon to bash the scumbags with. Zero tolerance is the answer, worked well with Rudy Giuliani in New York when he was Mayor.
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Hope your family member does well in the Police, Imitation, I’m sure he will being ex armed forces. Thanks for his army service and continued service as a copper.
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Completely agree, Bob.
When I was a kid, you were actually afraid of the Police. As a teen/20 something, they were an annoyance because speeding was fun and getting caught wasn’t. In my 30s/40s, grudging respect for a hard job with little thanks. Nowadays, they’re a bit of a joke and the yobs know they can get away with practically anything.
Remember the moped attacks a while back? The cops said they couldn’t chase the cunts in case they crashed and hurt themselves. WTF?
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So true Imitation. I was brought up to respect the Police. If my Dad found out that I’d ever sworn at a copper, I’d have got a good hiding and rightly so. Respect has gone out of the window. Do gooders, the left, woke and MSM are to blame. The scumbags on the scooters got 10 years? It’s a fucking joke.
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To be fair (and I know this from experience of looking after the useless fuckers) I have yet to meet anyone who has been to University to have any common sense at all. Was once called out to replace a blown lamp in a smoke detector on a Sunday afternoon. The thick cunt insisted it was lit up before he left his room and strongly suggested that the 5yr apprenticed old fart of a wiring Monkey (me) clearly didnt know what I was talking about. For 3 hours double time plus mileage, I simply left him a new 60w lamp for him to fit in said detector and fucked off home.
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Well that “nurse” in the header pic can certainly dumb me down any time she wants!
Now then, what was the nom about again?
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Me and all, Technocunt. I’m just looking at that bird.
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She wouldn’t need that stethoscope to hear me throbbing 😂
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I’d be the one giving her an injection…
…of my spunk.
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She’d receive more than keyhole surgery.
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I’d certainly give her an extremely robust cross-examination – in camera¹, naturally!
¹ possibly on camera also
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I have some swelling in the nethers that needs her attention.
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You’re all fucking disgusting. I would be more than happy to just sit in her lap and get stroked.
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You Pussies just want to be together dont you.
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She could stroke me three times
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Might not be a bad move. Universities have been churning out morons who are coming out thicker than before they went in.
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No nurses look like that anymore. They are all massive lard arses in need of hipposucion.
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Instead they get another dose of bochocs.
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Doctors will be AI within a decade. Whats the point of Zoom doctors? Doctoring is like plumbing but with life and death. Its mostly routine. Nurses on the other hand cannot be trained , they are either born with empathy or they are trawled from the third world for a free pass ( along with their entire family) for citizenship and a better life. Iv seen both. The second has some good and some very bad eggs.
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I much rather prefer a AI doctor maybe they wouldn’t be such fucking utter cunts then dealing with real ones I don’t need a doctors morality based saviour complex
If there’s a medication that I think will benefit me I want to try it. Is it produced? It is available?! I want access to it simple as fucking that. I don’t want your recommendations placebo alternatives or medical expertise on why you can’t or won’t Stalin had the right idea doctors in the gulag AI doctors now they can be fucking dalek shaped for all I care
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Good news cunters the astrazenca vaccine is 79% effective in preventing corona symptoms!
This is cause for celebration crack open your finest wines or champagne because everything is gonna be opened up and we can get rid of the masks just roll up your sleeve an get the jab lol
How many are excited for a 2nd one? Vaccine shills should get a additional 4 doses and stfu already
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I’m hoping to “collect em all”
I have a Boris Vaccine Fatsoid shiny and the now legendary misprint of Matt Hancock’s Corruptomon card which gives the player millions of pounds they shouldn’t have.
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Oh yes please!!!👍
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Fuck me, are we running out of immo doctors? Yeah, let’s do everything on the cheap, what a great idea. If you want more doctors stop charging them 9 grand a year to train you cunts. Same with nurses and midwives etc. If you want to study Mongolian basket weaving or trans history then you pay double because you’re a useless twat.
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Sadly, those useless tranny/black studies/wimmins studies graduates we laughed at now seem to be running western civilization.
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As the husband of a GP, knowing the various academic and professional study, exams and training required to get to Consultant level, I will say the proposals are simply astonishing and clearly the brainchild of someone who isn’t a medic themselves.
A two-tier system is just one of the problems. Another is if a suntanned stabby type gets stabbed in the Suckdick’s Republic of Londonistabistan, his dear ol’ Mammy Two Shoes will undoubtedly announce that her dear departed was an ‘Aspiring Doctor’.
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Nail on the head, Paul. My elder daughter is a doctor in a hospital in the south-west. Her view of this proposal is straightforward; people will die. This is a proposal from politicians not medics. Most politicians are lawyers for christ sake! When I was taken to hospital six years ago as an emergency for a cardiac job I was impressed by the small team who worked on me for an hour. One person was running the show and everyone knew their job precisely. I can’t think I would have had the same faith in a bunch of apprentices. As for GPs being replaced by AI, I presume people who would accept that would be happy to travel in one of Elon’s driverless cars or on an aeroplane without a pilot. They will get no competition from me.
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PM@ – I suppose they think that if they prescribe pills, powder and herbal remedies it qualifies them..
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Back at the turn of the 18th Century, Royal Navy Doctors/Surgeons were actually trained “on the job”. Granted, most operations were amputations with an average time of less than a minute. Mind you, the option was hurry up and die or die slowly. Thee NHS wants to return to the stone age as that is where most of their clients come from.
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I`m doing an apprenticeship in make-up and just look where its got me.
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I’d have all sorts of terrible ailments if that lass was my doctor and quite frankly I wouldn’t give a fuck if she qualified in Angola.
Or by email.
Splendid.
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This must be another manifestation of wokery. Over the past few years we have had a fair number of Drs who have been happily taking their salary whilst having no recognisable qualification even one practicing as a clinical psychiatrist for 22 years no quals at all. So this suggested scheme would enable a fraudulent cunt to carry on working nice and legal like no nasty headlines re ethnic fraudsters endangering lives etc
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********* BREAKING NEWS *********
Yet again another variant of virus they’re calling Peekaboo Virus has been discovered in Kent.
Doctors are sending anyone with Peekaboo straight to ICU.
Many apologies for that, it was MNC who told me that.
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Hehehe 😀👍
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“aspiring”. Seems to have now become a watch word for fucking useless. Mind you, there is one profession above all others that has looked after itself and made it hard to get in, and that is the medical one. My mate was a medic in the TA and was trained to a very high level – I would have much rather him treating an injury than one of the quacks at my local GP surgery.
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I’ll have a dream tonight. I’ll see the lady doctor in the picture and I’ll say ‘Doctor, my knob hurts’.
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Snakebite, and she has to suck out the venom?😀
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I dont even know who my doctor is or looks like.
Used to be this little paki bloke.
Then it was a fat irish bird with dinner down her jumper.
I haven’t needed a doctor in years.
Most ailments are in the head.
Lack of gravy based diet.
Foreign ale.
Live right live long I say!
obviously I’ll go for a vaccine, theyre my new favourite thing.
But cant help thing they should be four jabs for safety sake?
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We’ll be having NHS witch doctors next, to please the dark keys.
Can imagine the conversation now.
Patient: I think I’m having a heart attack, doctor. Please help me.
Dr. Igambwango the Magnificent: Heart attack? Me go get the chicken to sacrifice. You must go bury the bones under your home and make love with goat to survive. If pour dee blood of goat on you manhood you be rich and healthy too. I make shrine from monkey bollocks for you now. Go now. Time is short. Aeeeuooo ooo ummm aaaaa eeeeaa!
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I thought the only qualification you needed to be a nurse nowadays was to say, “Niet, no qvaliffikations…. Me back een Romania I top nurse, big boss. I run hospital. Me wanna a big salary. You give. Dobjay Dooshka. No give job, you racist. Korrr-va British.”
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I top dorr-ktor in all Gdansk. No problema. Me every day surgery, Cutting leg orrf, fix heart thingy, changee blood. Me best. You high money give. Or you racist korrr-va.
No, not certificates here. Dey all back een Poland. No have.
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I avv nil qualifikations and Adolf Itler burnt my papers. Is true. Der Nazis doused mek details in petrol and fockink. But me top one for di job. Me all yours. Dadooska Babooshka Kakooshka Ya-Yaaa!
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Certificates or not, if she resembles Kate Bush in the Babooshka video, she’s got the gig.
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Of course when the NHS was set up, the likelihood of demanding maladies (inbreeding + congenital disorders such as blindness due to STD’s eating out the optic nerves at birth) were easy to assess. On the whole pretty unlikely. The percentage of these culturally associated deformities as a portion of the healthcare budget over a lifetime for all participants is immense; no such horrors were envisaged at the outset yet those perpetuating demand for health services to so monstrous an extent will NEVER abandon the source of that demand FOR A REASON
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I would like to think my Doctor was qualified and the nurses were trained – it’s kind of a necessity and a requirement for the job.
On the very few occasions I grudgingly drag myself to the docs it has been very helpful – once for torn intercostal muscles and once for ulna nerve damage which was restricting blood flow and turning my left hand into a skeleton made of bone and paper – didn’t need treatment for either luckily, they both resolved but got helpful info on how to deal with them.
Nurses/hospital staff? Used to be decent but now arrogant chippy fuckers who think actually treating the patients is beneath them.
Just my experience, not a generalisation.
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Oh just fuck off you pc woke cunts. Increase diversity? Why? It should be based on brains and years of hard study. It always worked so why change now? To let lower calibre people do a job they shouldn’t be doing just to make them feel good. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.
If you want to stay alive stay away from the fucking NHS.
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Personally, I can’t see the problem training to be a doctor via an apprenticeship scheme,- providing it is as least 7 years in length and vigorous in nature.
Posing in a mortarboard and gown, with a rolled up bit of paper in your hand, doesn’t guarantee any practical skills whatsoever.
I’ve met people with degrees, – the majority of which are devoid of any common sense.
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Lord help me
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A doctor is not like being a carpenter or plumber.
There are over 1,500 pages of information in Gray’s Anatomy alone. Do I want some cunt learning on the job to find out where my phalanges are compared to my ulna? No thank you. Bloody read Gray’s, memorise it to fuck, then read all the other books, go to lectures and practice on dead people before you start on me. Then do your training with Sir Lancelot Spratt and be grateful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVWjAeAa52o
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I sometimes suck my Phalanges Cuntologist.😀
Especially if chocolate has melted on them!
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This is the most retarded health policy since they shipped thousands of Covid positive and untested patients into care homes.
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Just have 18 year olds read Gray’s Anatomy over the summer then let them diagnose and treat us from cradle to grave.
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In my country the ethic minority gets into Med Uni with lower marks and passes with lower marks. When one comes to check me at the hospital I find a reason to make them fuck off, go treat your own kind and give me somebody further up the ladder please. Maybe the UK sees us fuckwits bending to it and think you are fair game as well?
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